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Pete Goldings DUI arrest

Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:53 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:53 pm


That’s the thread.

Just a reminder that the fat hobbit frick got hammered and then got arrested

Imho he should’ve asked Chat GPT if it was okay to down 12 Smirnoff Ice and then drive. It probably would’ve told him no



Posted by Audioman213
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:55 pm to
TBH that's how I'm gonna look by the time Pac after dark starts Saturday
Posted by SidewalkRebel
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 5:57 pm to
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:00 pm to
Lane is now healthier than ever and sober. Also never got arrested.

Pete went to jail for his drunken behavior (while endangering thousands of lives).

And iirc, Pete had to stop an ESPN interview a few months back to down a few beers so he’s clearly still struggling with his piss drunk behavior

Very sad, but very true.
Posted by clamdip
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Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:01 pm to
Even James Carville says:

This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 6:03 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39942 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:03 pm to
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That’s actually Pete Goldings wife reacting to Lil Pete getting arrested per ChatGPT
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:05 pm to
Is that a picture of Pete before Ole Miss took him to the groomer?
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
32895 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:07 pm to
I too had a moment in my life where I despised Pete Golding.

Don’t lose to him.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
17123 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:08 pm to
Not sure anyone in Louisiana can complain about someone overindulging in adult beverages.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39942 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

I too had a moment in my life where I despised Pete Golding.


Ole Miss fans hate his arse too. He is the ugly chick that they ended up marrying. Lane is the hot chick they had for a little bit that they still wank it to.
Posted by SidewalkRebel
Member since Sep 2026
28 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

Lane is now healthier than ever and sober.


You sure about that
He only said he doesn’t drink alcohol.

Hopefully Tyler brings him a bag this weekend.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39942 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Hopefully Tyler brings him a bag this weekend.


Probably will. But Lane won't get arrested like your tard
Posted by SidewalkRebel
Member since Sep 2026
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Lane is a hot chick I had for a little bit that I still wank it to.


By far the gayest comment in SEC Rant history.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39942 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:14 pm to
quote:

By far the gayest comment in SEC Rant history.


Doubt.
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:30 pm to
Make him look like Stingray from Cobra Kai Willy
Posted by RockyRococco
Jacksonville FL
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:31 pm to
big homo Lane looking like a snack as a city cop
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

By far the gayest comment in SEC Rant history.


Your account was created today.
Posted by Fat Bastard
alter hunter
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Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
3251 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:41 pm to
We can damn sure blame them for driving while in the act.

frick him for risking other people’s lives. He absolutely had the money and resources to get a ride. He’s just an ignorant selfish piece of shite.
This post was edited on 9/17/26 at 6:43 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
39942 posts
Posted on 9/17/26 at 6:44 pm to
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Your account was created today.

yikes
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