Our program is as clean as any and virtuous as any

For football it was proven that OBJDAGREATESZT gave the players fake money to encourage wise spending and to show it doesn't grow on trees.

Our basketball coach was showing players how easy it to get caught offering illegal things on a wiretap. Something Rod Blagojevich also taught us.

Our football boosters taught the value of charity and how it can really help someone.


Finally Ed taught us how chasing pussy-can interfere with your career if you aren't too careful.