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Ole Miss-LSU SEC Rant meet up the weekend of Sept 18-20 in Oxford
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:03 pm
My wife (gfy no pics) has a friend who is an accomplished Event Coordinator. At least she seems to think she is. Anyway, we're putting together an SEC Rant Rebel/Tiger meet up for Gameday Weekend this Fall.
Friday September 18th.
Burgers, Blasts and Broken Noses
The Sonic @ 1207 East University Avenue in Oxford - BYOK
Let's get ready to rumble Baws. After some Cheddar Peppers and initial brawls to get the blood pumping the event will move up the hill to The Velvet Ditch where there will be more knuckle checking and shite talking. REBEL5AC has assured me he will be there in a powder blue tank top.
Saturday AM
Rumble in the Circle
We aren't going to bring our hooliganism and Tomfoolery to The Grove. Not at first any way. That ground is too sacred for trash like us. We'll be arguing and fighting in The Circle. I'm gonna roofie NFLSU and William Taylor's drinks, then kick their arse, then make them lead our football team down the Walk of Champions in a beat up, drunken stupor. Jokes on those two assholes. We've never won a Football Natty in my lifetime or even been to Atlanta.
230pm
Game at the Vaught.
Finally. Most will not be physically fit enough to even make the walk to the stadium after all the fighting. We'll watch it on TVs at random tents in The Grove. More fisticuffs will ensue and both Sidewalk Tiger and Henry Jones Jr eventually come out of the closet in whiskey soaked, tear jerking confessions. Ole Miss wins a close one on the field. LSU remains #1 in their fans' hearts.
8pm
Postgame Medical Emergencies
DMagic and Tiger Lunatik have promised not to drink cause they're pussies like that sometimes and they'll shuttle Ole Miss fans to Baptist Hospital and LSU fans to Urgent Care to avoid additional scuffles. Expecting some toxicity issues from all the alcohol and the Rohypnol at this point. Probably some infighting within our own fanbases as well. Cause why not ?
Postgame Pardem Depression and Drive Home
Sunday the 20th
Only the strong have survived to this point and still have a functioning liver. We all shake hands, make fun of Bryan Kelly and Ole Miss' 2003 SEC Western Division banner together and agree to do it again in Baton Rouge in 2027.
Friday September 18th.
Burgers, Blasts and Broken Noses
The Sonic @ 1207 East University Avenue in Oxford - BYOK
Let's get ready to rumble Baws. After some Cheddar Peppers and initial brawls to get the blood pumping the event will move up the hill to The Velvet Ditch where there will be more knuckle checking and shite talking. REBEL5AC has assured me he will be there in a powder blue tank top.
Saturday AM
Rumble in the Circle
We aren't going to bring our hooliganism and Tomfoolery to The Grove. Not at first any way. That ground is too sacred for trash like us. We'll be arguing and fighting in The Circle. I'm gonna roofie NFLSU and William Taylor's drinks, then kick their arse, then make them lead our football team down the Walk of Champions in a beat up, drunken stupor. Jokes on those two assholes. We've never won a Football Natty in my lifetime or even been to Atlanta.
230pm
Game at the Vaught.
Finally. Most will not be physically fit enough to even make the walk to the stadium after all the fighting. We'll watch it on TVs at random tents in The Grove. More fisticuffs will ensue and both Sidewalk Tiger and Henry Jones Jr eventually come out of the closet in whiskey soaked, tear jerking confessions. Ole Miss wins a close one on the field. LSU remains #1 in their fans' hearts.
8pm
Postgame Medical Emergencies
DMagic and Tiger Lunatik have promised not to drink cause they're pussies like that sometimes and they'll shuttle Ole Miss fans to Baptist Hospital and LSU fans to Urgent Care to avoid additional scuffles. Expecting some toxicity issues from all the alcohol and the Rohypnol at this point. Probably some infighting within our own fanbases as well. Cause why not ?
Postgame Pardem Depression and Drive Home
Sunday the 20th
Only the strong have survived to this point and still have a functioning liver. We all shake hands, make fun of Bryan Kelly and Ole Miss' 2003 SEC Western Division banner together and agree to do it again in Baton Rouge in 2027.
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 4:11 pm
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:08 pm to reggierayreb
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:17 pm to reggierayreb
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Sidewalk Tiger and Henry Jones Jr eventually come out of the closet in whiskey soaked, tear jerking confessions.
Joke's on you.
I don't even drink.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:19 pm to SidewalkTiger
Won't matter. I'm gonna roofie your Peach Fresca and then trick you into drinking a Sweet Tea with Firefly in it.
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:26 pm to reggierayreb
I'll be really high at my house cheering yall on.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:29 pm to reggierayreb
So f'n in!
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:02 pm to REBEL5 AC
An early artist's rendition of what The Velvet Ditch will look like the night of Friday September 18th
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:05 pm to reggierayreb
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Ole Miss-LSU SEC Rant meet up the weekend of Sept 18-20 in Oxford
I can't imagine a larger collection of assholes
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:12 pm to reggierayreb
Tailgate at Sonic would be way better than anything at The Grove 
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:16 pm to reggierayreb
This is going to be an epic game.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:20 pm to Christopher Columbo
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I can't imagine a larger collection of assholes
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:21 pm to reggierayreb
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reggiegayreb
So, your wife is a dude?
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:25 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Maybe we will find out how he could do that to another dude.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:29 pm to reggierayreb
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Circle. I'm gonna roofie NFLSU and William Taylor's drinks, then kick their arse
Only way you’d have a chance and we’d still kick your arse.
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:30 pm to TigerLunatik
I can't wait.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:41 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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I can't wait.
I’m looking to KO at least 10 Webels
Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:12 pm to reggierayreb
the only question is whether the rebels will be wearing their little bow ties when they get their arse beat
Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:15 pm to reggierayreb
That sonic doesn’t look anything like that
Hate I moved away.
Hate I moved away.
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