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Old joke alert: the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:25 am
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:25 am
It would have been the TEETHbrush anywhere else.
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Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:26 am to CGSC Lobotomy
What’s the deal with airline food, amirite?!
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:26 am to CGSC Lobotomy
kill yourself
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:26 am to CGSC Lobotomy
I think that joke is about the same age as Aggies last championship
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:28 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Wut u a talkin bout boy. U ain’t from ‘round here are ya
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:28 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Where is the best place to hide from the police if you are a Heisman winner?
Yep, Arkansas. They would never look for a Heisman winner in that state.
Yep, Arkansas. They would never look for a Heisman winner in that state.
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:30 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Woooo pig sooy baw !
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:31 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because an aggie had been staring at its arse.
Because an aggie had been staring at its arse.
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:33 am to Tridentds
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Yep, Arkansas. They would never look for a Heisman winner in that state.
This joke is 10 times better because I guess you forgot that heisman winners love to party in Fayetteville
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:34 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:36 am to CGSC Lobotomy
What's the best thing to come out of Texas?
Interstate 30
Interstate 30
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:42 am to CGSC Lobotomy
Posted on 10/22/20 at 11:47 am to CGSC Lobotomy
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the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas
If the toothbrush were invented in college Station the bristles would have been on the end of a condom.
Posted on 10/22/20 at 12:13 pm to dbeck
They found a skeleton in a building on the tamu campus.
It was identified as the 1939 aggie hide and seek champion.
It was identified as the 1939 aggie hide and seek champion.
Posted on 10/22/20 at 12:57 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Know why God gave Aggies 10% more brains than he gave the horse?
Because he didn't want Aggies shitting in the street during parades.
Because he didn't want Aggies shitting in the street during parades.
Posted on 10/22/20 at 12:59 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
do all the aggies on this board seem like weird boomers to anyone else?
Posted on 10/22/20 at 1:00 pm to texag7
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Wut u a talkin bout boy. U ain’t from ‘round here are ya
I'm not sure why you're posting a picture of Chad since he's an Aggie, but whatever.
This post was edited on 10/22/20 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 10/22/20 at 1:03 pm to dbeck
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If the toothbrush were invented in college Station the bristles would have been on the end of a condom.
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Posted on 10/22/20 at 1:09 pm to ArHog
Really?? The one college in the entire nation that has multiple joke books affiliated with it.....
Some Aggies were trying to scare the Razorback football team before the game at Jerry world and threw firecrackers into the locker room. The Hogs lit them and threw them back!
Some Aggies were trying to scare the Razorback football team before the game at Jerry world and threw firecrackers into the locker room. The Hogs lit them and threw them back!
Posted on 10/22/20 at 1:27 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Son of a bitch! I just realized that this game is not until Halloween! We all have to endure this shite for two weeks!
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