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Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:26 pm to Ag Zwin
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Ag Zwin
Doesn't State own you all since you've been in the conference?
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:27 pm to thatguy45
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No do it now. Don't be a procrasterbater they are never successful in life.
Ehhh I’ll stop procrastinating eventually.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:29 pm to thatguy45
I’ll take UK for the first 3 quarters. Then MSU scores every drive until it’s over.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:30 pm to thatguy45
Kentucky stomps Moorhead State bigly.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:32 pm to thatguy45
Mississippi State is so ugly
They tried to join an ugly contest but were told, "sorry, no professionals".
They tried to join an ugly contest but were told, "sorry, no professionals".
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:35 pm to thatguy45
Did you hear about the power outage at the MSU library? 40 Bulldogs were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goalDid you hear about the power outage at the MSU library? 40 Bulldogs were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goal line. They will never cross it.
Why doesn’t Mississippi State have ice on the sidelines? The guy with the recipe graduated.
What is the difference between a Bulldog and Rice Crispies?– Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Did you hear Taylor Swift is playing at Mississippi State’s stadium? Yes. She is a 10-point favorite to win.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goalDid you hear about the power outage at the MSU library? 40 Bulldogs were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
How many MSU sophomores does it take to change a light bulb? One but he gets three semester hours.
What does an MSU fan call a 3-9 season? Progress.
What does State call a 5 star high school commitment? A future transfer.
How do you keep a Bulldog from trespassing on your property? Add a goal line. They will never cross it.
Why doesn’t Mississippi State have ice on the sidelines? The guy with the recipe graduated.
What is the difference between a Bulldog and Rice Crispies?– Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Did you hear Taylor Swift is playing at Mississippi State’s stadium? Yes. She is a 10-point favorite to win.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:42 pm to kywildcatfanone
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How many MSU freshmen does it take to pass a middle school spelling test? None, it's a sophomore coarse.
Damn.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:43 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Why doesn’t Mississippi State have ice on the sidelines? The guy with the recipe graduated.
where you get these
Posted on 9/18/19 at 6:44 pm to thatguy45
He is an old guy, several of them look like Polish jokes from the 60's.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 7:37 pm to Cheese Grits
Where's BobLeeFagger? He sure was full of piss and vinegar before the harsh reality of seeing his Bulldogs actually play set in.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 7:40 pm to thatguy45
Moohead can't afford to lose two straight to Hapless Kentucky. His seat will be steaming.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 7:53 pm to thatguy45
We don't have to worry about getting ecoli from the attempted cultivation of lettuce on Kroger field. I'm taking state by 30.
This post was edited on 9/18/19 at 7:55 pm
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:24 pm to yatesdog38
Only thing I know about the game is it's gonna be blistering on that field.
Glad they called off the black out
Glad they called off the black out
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:39 pm to kywildcatfanone
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coarse
Glad that degree from Kentucky is working out for you.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:55 pm to Fatboy22
That went right over your head didn’t it.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:56 pm to Fatboy22
This, from a guy who calls himself Fatboy on the internet. At least youre honest. Now be honest with yourself about how Kentucky is going balls deep on State on Saturday.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 8:58 pm to thatguy45
Last year’s game was false hope for the pussies.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 9:01 pm to thatguy45
Yeah, I'm in to talk shite on both y'all's teams.
OK, Kentucky better win this game because State doesn't have any players. Now, I know Kentucky isn't any good, but they should be able to beat a half roster (the bottom half because all their good players frickin cheated their way into college) of the SEC's absolute worst program of all time, all sports.
Thatguy, you know I love ya, man, but this thread is shite. You should feel bad for having made it and you need to hold Kentucky to a higher standard if y'all ever expect to be worth a shite.
Have a good night, losers.
OK, Kentucky better win this game because State doesn't have any players. Now, I know Kentucky isn't any good, but they should be able to beat a half roster (the bottom half because all their good players frickin cheated their way into college) of the SEC's absolute worst program of all time, all sports.
Thatguy, you know I love ya, man, but this thread is shite. You should feel bad for having made it and you need to hold Kentucky to a higher standard if y'all ever expect to be worth a shite.
Have a good night, losers.
Posted on 9/18/19 at 9:04 pm to thatguy45
Eh, not really into smack talk for this one.
I think Kentucky wins because (regardless of the 4th Q last week against Fla), Stoops is a better SEC coach than Moorhead.
We can beat up on less physical teams like aggie, because texas kids are soft, but kentucky should be able to line up and play power. Stick to that and you should be ok.
This has probably been the best cross division rivalry since that started happening. Whomever wins tends to go on to a good season, and the loser ends up sad, like arkansas fans.
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