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OFFICIAL adopt Alex Collins thread
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:34 pm
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:34 pm
Bitches be crazy. Alex you can come live with me and I don't even want a house when you get drafted.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:35 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
You callin his mom a bitch bro?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:35 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
On a side note....he'mamma has retained the legal services of the Cockran (Johnny) Firm to represent her as it relates to any matter associated with this signing. This, I tell you, is not a lie.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:36 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
you can be his Leann Tuohy.
guess that also means you have to have the secks with him.
:(
guess that also means you have to have the secks with him.
:(
This post was edited on 2/7/13 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:36 pm to FamousAmos
If you had to be adopted by Alex Collins' mom, Mitch Mustain's mom, or Kristi Malzahn, where would you go?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:37 pm to Latarian
Signed sealed delivered. Outstanding young man.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:38 pm to Three-n-Snout
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Alex Collins' mom, Mitch Mustain's mom, or Kristi Malzahn, where would you go?
Kristi for sure. She's not bad looking - just a friggin loon.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:38 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
inb4cecilnewtonwilladopthimfor200000
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:38 pm to Latarian
I know lots of cute baptist white girls
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:39 pm to Crimson Legend
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Kristi Malzahn,
incest doesnt apply to adoption IMO

Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:43 pm to 870Hog
None of the major recruiting services are showing Collins has signed. Nor does the UA website.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:44 pm to NorthLaTigerFan
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None of the major recruiting services are showing Collins has signed. Nor does the UA website.
We watched it live. Fax received. It's over.
Just feel bad for him that his mom was not there.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:45 pm to NorthLaTigerFan
Keep holding that rope
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:46 pm to NorthLaTigerFan
quote:LSU fans in denial.
None of the major recruiting services are showing Collins has signed. Nor does the UA website.

You scare?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:46 pm to DC RaiseHerBack
Crazy situation without a doubt. Can you imagine Thanksgiving dinner around the table with that family?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:48 pm to NorthLaTigerFan
Given what I saw from the signing live stream, I wouldn't even try talking to his dad.
At least not if I was going to ask retarded questions like that reporter did.

At least not if I was going to ask retarded questions like that reporter did.
This post was edited on 2/7/13 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:48 pm to NorthLaTigerFan
His mother won't be seen or heard from again until Draft day 3 years from now when he's going #1.
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