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Posted on 10/15/19 at 1:28 pm to Jacknola
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I got married in Tuscaloosa on Tennessee Saturday in 1980... drove out the same day so I didn't get cootees or lice from the invading horde of unwashed moonshine drunks. That was the day I finally realized the “Beverly Hillbillies” TV program was actually an understated depiction of the denizens of “Tainnerrseee.”
Interesting,considering the game was in Knoxville that year.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 1:36 pm to I-59 Tiger
Alzheimer’s is a thing with boomers now
Posted on 10/15/19 at 1:59 pm to Jacknola
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I saw a one-strap overall wearing, ridge running moonshiner throw a 9-year-old kid in a red sweater up against a fence after the game.
I call B.S. It wasn't a 9-year old. It was a 35 year old in-bred Bama midget.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 2:01 pm to Jacknola
Jacknola melting in this own thread again. It must be Tuesday.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 6:38 pm to Panama Orange
At least one Alabama alum still cares about squeezing the juice out of the “big orange.” For me it never gets old.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 6:46 pm to Jacknola
Op smoked half a carton of Winston Lights while typing out that novella.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 7:02 pm to Jacknola
Damn Harvey... don’t poison the damn blood hound.
Posted on 10/15/19 at 8:08 pm to Jacknola
Screw Alabama, Kentucky and all the other States that border us. We deserve better. We are a better fit for the high society Western European Nations than the Nations of Walmart. The only reason to go through Alabama is to take a shortcut to Florida. And I always take my immunizations before I dare set foot in your State. Go hitch your team of mules and get back to work.
This post was edited on 10/15/19 at 8:10 pm
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