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re: Nepo Baby Pearl has Auburn 5-3 in SEC play

Posted on 3/1/26 at 6:10 am to
Posted by Night Vision
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Posted on 3/1/26 at 6:10 am to
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Hebrew Harsin


Posted by Bamadog75
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Posted on 3/1/26 at 10:50 am to
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LOL. Sure okay. If Mississippi Stafe runs the table, they too might be our biggest win.

Take a step back for a moment and look at your body of work…

Loss to Missouri. Loss to TCU. Loss to Auburn at home. Winless against the elite opponents you played OOC: Arizona, UConn, and Duke.

In what world would you think your team would possibly run the table from here on out?

Torvik lists your chances of running the table in SEC play at 3.87%. Sure, if you do that then I guess our win in Gainesville will be our biggest win. But I probably have a better chance of winning the lottery


Posted by Frac the world
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Posted on 3/1/26 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by BamaBravesPackers
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Posted on 3/1/26 at 2:12 pm to
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Hebrew Harsin





This thread is glorious. Major appreciation to HoorahHoorahMizzou for his service
Posted by MrMojoRisin
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Posted on 3/1/26 at 4:06 pm to
How’s it going?

Ps. Thanks for starting my favorite thread so far this year.
This post was edited on 3/1/26 at 4:06 pm
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 3/1/26 at 4:11 pm to
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We're happy to be your Super Bowl and biggest win of the year.

He's still a nepo baby.


Cool. Thanks for letting us know your feelings, man.
This post was edited on 3/1/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 11:21 am to
Bumping this to complement the current thread.
Posted by LewEvansFan
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:45 pm to
Still can’t believe there were actual Auburn fans that expected Nepo Baby to be good.
Posted by NotChexMix
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Posted on 3/3/26 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Hebrew Harsin
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 3/4/26 at 8:27 pm to
I’d like to congratulate Nepo baby on his 2nd win since this illustrious thread started. 7-10!
Posted by Bobulinski
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Posted on 3/7/26 at 9:41 pm to
That would be 7-11, champ. Final Four to finishing 12th in the SEC the next year. Baby Pearl is doing a fine job.
Posted by MrMojoRisin
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Posted on 3/8/26 at 10:35 am to
Posted by BamaBravesPackers
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Posted on 3/8/26 at 5:45 pm to
It’s a train wreck that you can’t help but watch. I tried to warn them about the Cohen Curse many, many times.
This post was edited on 3/8/26 at 6:03 pm
Posted by MrMojoRisin
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Posted on 3/12/26 at 9:03 pm to
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AUTiger789


Posted by GoGators1995
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Posted on 3/12/26 at 9:15 pm to
They can still hang a banner at least.

Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Posted on 3/13/26 at 5:47 am to
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We head to Knoxville Saturday to try to get a win over his former team.


Auburn would go 3-9 from here

Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 3/13/26 at 8:28 am to
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Most consequential hire in SEC basketball history.


It may end up being the most consequential hire in Auburn basketball history. Right up there with Tony Barbee and Tommy Joe Eagles.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 3/18/26 at 10:47 pm to
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LOL. Sure okay. If Mississippi Stafe runs the table, they too might be our biggest win.

Take a step back for a moment and look at your body of work…

Loss to Missouri. Loss to TCU. Loss to Auburn at home. Winless against the elite opponents you played OOC: Arizona, UConn, and Duke.

In what world would you think your team would possibly run the table from here on out?

Torvik lists your chances of running the table in SEC play at 3.87%. Sure, if you do that then I guess our win in Gainesville will be our biggest win. But I probably have a better chance of winning the lottery.


Did you win the lottery?

Just a reminder that we did run the table in the SEC regular season and wound up top 5.

Also a reminder, Nepo Baby Pearl is still your coach. The coach of an NIT team.

This post was edited on 3/18/26 at 10:48 pm
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 7:59 am to
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Did you win the lottery? Just a reminder that we did run the table in the SEC regular season and wound up top 5. Also a reminder, Nepo Baby Pearl is still your coach. The coach of an NIT team.




What a massive failure this thread has been.

Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 3/19/26 at 10:12 am to
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What a massive failure this thread has been.


This may go down as one of the biggest fail threads.
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