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re: Need your help finding Bama fan that sexually assaulted drunk Tiger fan
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:10 pm to WonderWartHawg
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:10 pm to WonderWartHawg
Speaking of assault...
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Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:11 pm to DvlsAdvocat
That's not helping, man. You're just adding to the Harvey Updyke Narrative. 
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:12 pm to Ted2010
So did the guy die? and if so was it the drinking or Krystals or the teabagging that killed him?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:13 pm to CP3LSU25
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Also people on the OT need to find this guy.
@travg1865
He wrote to Will Blackwell and other people telling him that he hopes he tears his ACL on his first play in the NFL for a career ending injury you POS.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:13 pm to cyde
You specific guys DESERVE every word of criticism you get because you DEFEND the indefensible. In your heart you know this and you seek psychological solace by deflecting.
It's our fault Harvey poisoned the trees.
It's our fault random Gumps stick their junk On passed out Tiger fans faces.
It's always our fault for pointing out YOUR actions.
I can live with that.
I'm sure when this guy gets identified/arrested/charged down the road that will our fault too.
The reason The Harvey Updyke Narrative thrives is because we have the audacity to observe your actions.
My lyin' damn eyes keep seeing Bama fan excess.
Maybe if I closed em there'd be no Harvey Updyke and Turrible Tide Teabagging Turdition....
fricking moral idiots, every one of you defending/deflecting this shite....
It's our fault Harvey poisoned the trees.
It's our fault random Gumps stick their junk On passed out Tiger fans faces.
It's always our fault for pointing out YOUR actions.
I can live with that.
I'm sure when this guy gets identified/arrested/charged down the road that will our fault too.
The reason The Harvey Updyke Narrative thrives is because we have the audacity to observe your actions.
My lyin' damn eyes keep seeing Bama fan excess.
Maybe if I closed em there'd be no Harvey Updyke and Turrible Tide Teabagging Turdition....
fricking moral idiots, every one of you defending/deflecting this shite....
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:13 pm to BAMAFNZ
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and if so was it the drinking or Krystals or the teabagging that killed him?
I think the dude teabagged his Krystals and then he ate them and croaked, personally.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:15 pm to Lsupimp
How is this shite still going?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:16 pm to CP3LSU25
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He wrote to Will Blackwell and other people telling him that he hopes he tears his ACL on his first play in the NFL for a career ending injury you POS.
Well should we try to find the identities off all of the LSU posters that dawged on Dre Kirkpatrick's head injury after the honey weasel illegally swiped him? Blackwell is a bitch anyway.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:16 pm to CP3LSU25
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Will Blackwell
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POS.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:17 pm to Lsupimp
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Lsupimp
Why do you keep posting like that? Makes it hard to read.
And now you're going back to exactly what we were just talking about. Instead of just trying to find the guy, you are turning this into a Updyke thing.
Unless you are a total dumbass you know most Bama fans aren't like this guy or Updyke. I may be giving you too much credit though.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:18 pm to chilld28
That completely valid gif showing something that actually happened is all part of the Harvey Updike Narrative(TM).
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:19 pm to Lsupimp
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you DEFEND the indefensible
I do? It seems like I said at least once that the teabagger should be investigated. That's not much of a defense...
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It's our fault Harvey poisoned the trees.
What? Who? What the frick are you talking about?
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It's our fault random Gumps stick their junk On passed out Tiger fans faces.
You're partially right about this, except you're using too broad a scope. It's your fault -- no one else's -- that poor Tiger fans are being teabagged. If you'd stop posting, this might not happen again.
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It's always our fault for pointing out YOUR actions.
And it's always our fault for pointing out yours. See how that works?
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I'm sure when this guy gets identified/arrested/charged down the road that will our fault too.
Nah, it'll be his. And not a single frick will be given that day.
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The reason The Harvey Updyke Narrative thrives is because we have the audacity to observe your actions.
I'm still not quite sure what this Harvey Updyke Narrative even is, but I'm totally willing to buy into it, because it sounds like an awesome-arse buzz phrase.
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My lyin' damn eyes keep seeing Bama fan excess.
Mine don't. But then again, my eyes aren't lyin' OR cribbing talking points from Eagles songs. Yours, on the other hand, have been lying for this entire thread about how "outraged" you are about this teabagging. You don't give a frick. You've made that VERY apparent.
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Maybe if I closed em there'd be no Harvey Updyke and Turrible Tide Teabagging Turdition....
The TTTT! The T^4. Sounds pithy and talking point-esque. I'll buy into that too. Sounds totally cool.
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fricking moral idiots, every one of you defending/deflecting this shite....
In case you haven't noticed, your shitty thread kind of went down in flames and nothing of value was lost. Hope this helps.
This post was edited on 1/15/12 at 4:22 pm
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:20 pm to Lsupimp
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You specific guys DESERVE every word of criticism you get because you DEFEND the indefensible. In your heart you know this and you seek psychological solace by deflecting.
It's our fault Harvey poisoned the trees.
It's our fault random Gumps stick their junk On passed out Tiger fans faces.
It's always our fault for pointing out YOUR actions.
I can live with that.
I'm sure when this guy gets identified/arrested/charged down the road that will our fault too.
The reason The Harvey Updyke Narrative thrives is because we have the audacity to observe your actions.
My lyin' damn eyes keep seeing Bama fan excess.
Maybe if I closed em there'd be no Harvey Updyke and Turrible Tide Teabagging Turdition....
fricking moral idiots, every one of you defending/deflecting this shite....
quit crying over this idiot. He should not have passed out drunk at a Krystals on fricking Bourbon Street. The Bama guy is an a-hole for putting his sack on the guys face. These are facts that most of everyone in here can agree on. I, along with many other people, some EVEN LSU FANS, think that the video is hilarious. I could not care less what becomes of anyone in the video. I could not care less if you think that I am wrong for laughing at the video. Deal with it, fool.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:21 pm to Lsupimp
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You specific guys DESERVE every word of criticism you get because you DEFEND the indefensible. In your heart you know this and you seek psychological solace by deflecting.
Please point to where i have defended hjom you moron? This is about YOU ya fricking prima donna.
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It's our fault Harvey poisoned the trees.
Nobody but you mentioned this. HMMMMMMMMM. seems like we're getting a little ulterior motive perhaps?
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It's our fault random Gumps stick their junk On passed out Tiger fans faces.
It's always our fault for pointing out YOUR actions.
MY actions, huh? So you're now admitting that you lump all fans with any fringe fan? If one person does something, the rest of the group becomes responsible, huh? I've often wondered if morons like you realize how dumb they really are?
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I can live with that.
I'm sure when this guy gets identified/arrested/charged down the road that will our fault too.
It will affect my life not in the least. Frankly, I wont care about it any more than any other random assault that doesnt inviolve me.
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The reason The Harvey Updyke Narrative thrives is because we have the audacity to observe your actions.
My actions? Please enlighten me on MY ACTIONS you dumbass. What ACTIONS have I taken?
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My lyin' damn eyes keep seeing Bama fan excess.
Maybe if I closed em there'd be no Harvey Updyke and Turrible Tide Teabagging Turdition....
fricking moral idiots, every one of you defending/deflecting this shite....
Is your life so pathetic that feel the need to waste time trying to track down one idiot that teabagged another, and in the process feign moral superiroity because "gumps" all act that way? PATHETIC.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:24 pm to deaux68
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Unless you are a total dumbass you know most Bama fans aren't like this guy or Updyke
No. I KNOW they aren't.
But there IS a Harvey Updyke Narrative.
That's just fact.It does exist.
shite like this just guarantees it thrives.
This crap will be on Drudge by morning.
That's not MY fault.
It's the douchbag in a Bama shirt who stuck his junk on some passed out guyat a restaurant.
If you don't want the reputation, CONDEMN the action.
Instead, we get a concerted effort to smear the messenger by dozens of Bama fans.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:25 pm to Lsupimp
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This crap will be on Drudge by morning.
Let me guess, you sent him the big scoop?
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:25 pm to Lsupimp
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Instead, we get a concerted effort to smear the messenger by dozens of Bama fans.
Seems like this a 'you' problem.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:25 pm to Lsupimp
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You specific guys DESERVE every word of criticism you get because you DEFEND the indefensible
Yep. Some of us even earn a living doing it.
Posted on 1/15/12 at 4:26 pm to NBamaAlum
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