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My elegant betting formula demolished by bert & les
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:07 pm
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:07 pm
Well...frick me! Had turned my theoretical dollar into 4 theoretical dollars betting against auburn in sec games and against the sec team that played aubie the prior week against an sec opponent. Was all set to go for the throat last saturday with l5u and arky, and got destroyed...auburn did their part for sure, no td's & 6 field goals, what a shitshow..probably should switch to australian rules football and let the refs in the raincoats and hats signal scores after all those kicks, i think you get lots of points for that crap down under. Throw another shrimp on the barbie carlson, let's go try to pork a friggin koala.
i just didn't fully appreciate how bad lsu was..after that game les should have been drawn & quartered, and then fired. Etling really sucks, i mean throwing the ball into lf7's foot on a handoff..cmon man, is etling related to jj? and now aubie thinks they're back in 2013 with the best defense in the sec..gotta listen to their crap like they accomplished one thing this year...any sec team that loses to them should instantly fire their coach just like lsu. Doesnt gus know if you win the birmingham bowl 2 years in a row, it's like winning the postseason nit in hoops, you dont get a tickertape parade in opelika (usually reserved for nambla rallies) your butt gets fired.
and frick bert and his piggies...can't find the endzone in the second half but sure as hell could find golden corral after the game. Aren't teams supposed to occasionally get better? Watching arkansas is like groundhog day. Suck one year, look like your gonna be good the next year and then suck even more, wash, rinse, repeat...or in bert's word's..gorge, purge, repeat. All those klansmen's kids in harrison have a better chance of getting into harvard then pig sooie had of finding the endzone.
God Dammit.
i just didn't fully appreciate how bad lsu was..after that game les should have been drawn & quartered, and then fired. Etling really sucks, i mean throwing the ball into lf7's foot on a handoff..cmon man, is etling related to jj? and now aubie thinks they're back in 2013 with the best defense in the sec..gotta listen to their crap like they accomplished one thing this year...any sec team that loses to them should instantly fire their coach just like lsu. Doesnt gus know if you win the birmingham bowl 2 years in a row, it's like winning the postseason nit in hoops, you dont get a tickertape parade in opelika (usually reserved for nambla rallies) your butt gets fired.
and frick bert and his piggies...can't find the endzone in the second half but sure as hell could find golden corral after the game. Aren't teams supposed to occasionally get better? Watching arkansas is like groundhog day. Suck one year, look like your gonna be good the next year and then suck even more, wash, rinse, repeat...or in bert's word's..gorge, purge, repeat. All those klansmen's kids in harrison have a better chance of getting into harvard then pig sooie had of finding the endzone.
God Dammit.
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Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:11 pm to Atxgump
What the hell?
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:13 pm to Atxgump
quote:Bert never purges. Just gorges.
in bert's word's..gorge, purge, repeat.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:13 pm to Atxgump
Lol no one is gonna read that whole thing. Have a downvote.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:14 pm to Atxgump
Gumpin it off.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:14 pm to Atxgump
That is one long arse melt
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:16 pm to Atxgump
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:18 pm to Atxgump
Hey Atx
Seriously bro, awsome post
I wish I could give you more upvotes.
Seriously bro, awsome post
I wish I could give you more upvotes.This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:20 pm to Atxgump
The first step to coming to grips with the fact that you are a turd is admitting you are a turd. Embrace it. Live it.
Be the turd you were born to be.
Be the turd you were born to be.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:25 pm to Atxgump
Degenerate gambler and a douche. Good luck with that.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:27 pm to Atxgump
Not sure if they teach this in Alabama but line breaks make a massive block of text much more readable.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:31 pm to PharmacistReb
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Not sure if they teach this in Alabama but line breaks make a massive block of text much more readable.
I too was a little turned off when I saw it. I started reading it and it got funnier and funnier as I read. The people who lack the attention span to read it, aren't likely smart enough to appreciate the humor in it either.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:33 pm to viceman
I'll gladly admit I don't have the attention span for that missive.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:37 pm to Atxgump
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auburn did their part for sure, no td's & 6 field goals, what a shitshow..probably should switch to australian rules football and let the refs in the raincoats and hats signal scores after all those kicks, i think you get lots of points for that crap down under. Throw another shrimp on the barbie carlson, let's go try to pork a friggin koala.
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i just didn't fully appreciate how bad lsu was..after that game les should have been drawn & quartered, and then fired. Etling really sucks, i mean throwing the ball into lf7's foot on a handoff..cmon man, is etling related to jj?
quote:
Doesnt gus know if you win the birmingham bowl 2 years in a row, it's like winning the postseason nit in hoops, you dont get a tickertape parade in opelika (usually reserved for nambla rallies) your butt gets fired
quote:
and frick bert and his piggies...can't find the endzone in the second half but sure as hell could find golden corral after the game. Aren't teams supposed to occasionally get better? Watching arkansas is like groundhog day. Suck one year, look like your gonna be good the next year and then suck even more, wash, rinse, repeat...or in bert's word's..gorge, purge, repeat. All those klansmen's kids in harrison have a better chance of getting into harvard then pig sooie had of finding the endzone.
God Dammit.
this might make it a little easier to read
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:38 pm to viceman
Haha touché
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:38 pm to PharmacistReb
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I'll gladly admit I don't have the attention span for that missive.
Maybe you wanna have a little taste of that adderall you hawk behind the dumpster at walmart.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:44 pm to Atxgump
Did. Not. Read
This is like the Pepe Silvia bit
This is like the Pepe Silvia bit
Posted on 9/29/16 at 5:53 pm to Atxgump
Work in a hospital and we keep a perpetual count so hawking Adderall would be tough. But if I could get a taste behind a dumpster and at Wal Mart, I'd be all over it.
Posted on 9/29/16 at 6:54 pm to Atxgump
This post was edited on 9/29/16 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 9/29/16 at 7:53 pm to MeatPants
Actually worth the read. You guys need to up your adderall. This kid's pretty funny.
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