Started By
Message
re: M.O.A.T.I.S.T. - 2024 - An OU/TX week tradition.
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:45 am to Diamondawg
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:45 am to Diamondawg
Cry more, or win more I guess.... 
0
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:50 am to n64ra
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:51 am to SoonerKA1999
I still smile about Case McCoy getting completely run over by the ref on Trey Millard's long catch during the 2012 game. There is clearly a white rope the players are not supposed to cross and herp a derp Case steps to the other side.
Case McCoy trucked by ref
Case McCoy trucked by ref
Posted on 10/9/24 at 8:54 am to Windy City
I totally forgot about that on that play. LOL! I think most of us were just jaw dropped at Millard's hurdle and blasting through Texas' Defenders with seeming ease.
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:02 am to SoonerKA1999
Now this is a thread I can get behind. It's about time y'all started talking shite on here.
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:46 am to SoonerKA1999
So many memorable games in the series and I am only talking about the ones since my first in-person RRS, the '71 game when OU showed UT how to really run the wishbone.
That's ancient history though so let's move forward a bit.
No doubt whornies still relish shutting out the Sooners to the tune of 49-0 in 22 and no doubt were surprised to leave the Cotton Bowl in shellshock last year when Dillon Gabriel brought OU back to score the winning td late.
But one that I want to highlight here is the 2020 game during the pandemic year.
The game was won by OU in OT 53-45.
What makes this one memorable for me are some of the lasting images such as Middle Finger Girl and later on Sam Ehlinger standing all alone in the field during "Eyes".
Then there is this little gem lifted from the Surly Bevo site where it was posted in a thread titled Fire Tom Herman.
Enjoy.
I was already off the Tom wagon but in dwelling on it more this past Saturday I experienced what is my lowest moment as a Texas fan. I've been at bad losses: 2001 B12 game, All the Stoops horse frickings of Mack. I was at the game when Mackovic first shite the bed against TCU in FW and watched in horror when Charlie got drilled there in 2015. Route 66, Coin Toss Bumble frick, Houston Nutt throwing the Horns down and on and on. I've seen a lot of shite in person but Saturday was the worst. Why? Because that third quarter made me feel as utterly helpless as a fan, so helpless I felt like a hostage the Taliban is slowly ripping the finger nails out of before they ultimately cut off my head.
There in the unrelenting sun of a mostly empty Cotton Bowl I watched us come out of halftime tied only to go 3 and out (losing ~10 yards in the process) and then proceed to give up a long punt return followed by a patented OU quick strike 3 play TD drive. That was bad. Get the ball back. 3 plays and 9 yards....punt. Then finger nail by finger nail under a cloudless sky OU went on the most tortuous demoralizing drive I've ever witnessed. 17 plays of Lincoln Reilly and that rat face Spencer Rattler jamming their cocks up every single burnt orange arse who had been able to make it to the Cotton Bowl over and over and over and over until finally their 30th string RB plunged the final cock in from one yard to mercifully end it. Then three and out again and by that point the quarter was gone.
I've never felt like that as a Texas fan, it was a uniquely excruciating experience. frick you Tom Herman for that. Throwing you off the tower is too good for you.
That's ancient history though so let's move forward a bit.
No doubt whornies still relish shutting out the Sooners to the tune of 49-0 in 22 and no doubt were surprised to leave the Cotton Bowl in shellshock last year when Dillon Gabriel brought OU back to score the winning td late.
But one that I want to highlight here is the 2020 game during the pandemic year.
The game was won by OU in OT 53-45.
What makes this one memorable for me are some of the lasting images such as Middle Finger Girl and later on Sam Ehlinger standing all alone in the field during "Eyes".
Then there is this little gem lifted from the Surly Bevo site where it was posted in a thread titled Fire Tom Herman.
Enjoy.
I was already off the Tom wagon but in dwelling on it more this past Saturday I experienced what is my lowest moment as a Texas fan. I've been at bad losses: 2001 B12 game, All the Stoops horse frickings of Mack. I was at the game when Mackovic first shite the bed against TCU in FW and watched in horror when Charlie got drilled there in 2015. Route 66, Coin Toss Bumble frick, Houston Nutt throwing the Horns down and on and on. I've seen a lot of shite in person but Saturday was the worst. Why? Because that third quarter made me feel as utterly helpless as a fan, so helpless I felt like a hostage the Taliban is slowly ripping the finger nails out of before they ultimately cut off my head.
There in the unrelenting sun of a mostly empty Cotton Bowl I watched us come out of halftime tied only to go 3 and out (losing ~10 yards in the process) and then proceed to give up a long punt return followed by a patented OU quick strike 3 play TD drive. That was bad. Get the ball back. 3 plays and 9 yards....punt. Then finger nail by finger nail under a cloudless sky OU went on the most tortuous demoralizing drive I've ever witnessed. 17 plays of Lincoln Reilly and that rat face Spencer Rattler jamming their cocks up every single burnt orange arse who had been able to make it to the Cotton Bowl over and over and over and over until finally their 30th string RB plunged the final cock in from one yard to mercifully end it. Then three and out again and by that point the quarter was gone.
I've never felt like that as a Texas fan, it was a uniquely excruciating experience. frick you Tom Herman for that. Throwing you off the tower is too good for you.
Posted on 10/9/24 at 11:04 am to SoonerKA1999
quote:
The M.O.A.T.I.S.T. thread. aka 'Mother Of All Texas Is Suck Thread'.
That's kinda dumb actually. Sure you didn't just make that up?
Posted on 10/9/24 at 11:14 am to MtVernon
If he did it was several years ago because a thread of this title appears every year on the Sooner boards.
Posted on 10/9/24 at 11:14 am to Iron Balls McGinty
How do you know when a Longhorn has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco spit on both sides of the truck .
There's tobacco spit on both sides of the truck .
This post was edited on 10/9/24 at 11:21 am
Posted on 10/9/24 at 1:07 pm to OUownsTexas
Posted on 10/9/24 at 9:58 pm to SWOK Sooner
It's 9:58 PM, Wednesday, October 9th, 2024.
... and Texas still sucks.
... and Texas still sucks.
Posted on 10/9/24 at 10:35 pm to SoonerKA1999
Posted on 10/10/24 at 8:57 am to SoonerKA1999
It's 8:56 AM, Thursday, October 10th, 2024
And Texas Still Sucks.
And Texas Still Sucks.
Posted on 10/10/24 at 9:37 am to Naked Bootleg
quote:
This was self immolation. He couldn't take it anymore.
Posted on 10/10/24 at 9:49 am to Capn_Bevo
quote:
This was self immolation. He couldn't take it anymore.
This happened years ago...
But for a couple of years the State Fair decided they would try to do something interesting with Big Tex. This happened circa 1990.
Texas is home team in odd years... so the first year they did this... they put Big Tex in a burnt orange shirt... aside from some grumbling from some OU fans not much happened.
The next year OU was the home team... for that year they put Big Tex in a crimson shirt... the outrage from Texas fans was so widespread that they never tried it again. Big Tex was dressed in a neutral shirt from then on.
Now he is sponsored by Dickie's... A brand that no self respecting Texas or OU alum or student would ever wear.
Posted on 10/10/24 at 10:08 am to Gunga Din
quote:
This happened years ago...
But for a couple of years the State Fair decided they would try to do something interesting with Big Tex. This happened circa 1990.
Uh does time move REALLY FAST in your world? This was in 2012 brodie.
Edit: Just to prove to you that I ain't a liar. Here ya go.
Big Tex burns - 2012 - Fort Worth Star-Telegram
This post was edited on 10/10/24 at 10:11 am
Posted on 10/10/24 at 10:11 am to SoonerKA1999
1948, Bud wins the golden hat
Posted on 10/10/24 at 10:14 am to OU Guy
Matt Hayes
@MattHayesCFB
It's Red River Rivalry Week, and no better time to share a legendary @Barry_Switzer story from a Baker Mayfield piece I wrote a handful of years ago.
When Baker was a senior at @OU_Football, he and his parents were looking for an off-campus home to rent for Baker. One of the homes was owned by Switzer.
When the family met Switzer to talk about the house, Switzer told Mayfield he tried to call him on the night of his arrest in Fayetteville, Ark. for public intoxication, but Mayfield never called back.
"I wanted to tell him to keep his head up; everyone has obstacles to overcome," Switzer said.
And then in true Bootlegger's Boy fashion, Switzer added: "I really wanted to tell him that they threw my arse in that jail in 1959. I wanted to know if they'd upgraded that shithole."
@MattHayesCFB
It's Red River Rivalry Week, and no better time to share a legendary @Barry_Switzer story from a Baker Mayfield piece I wrote a handful of years ago.
When Baker was a senior at @OU_Football, he and his parents were looking for an off-campus home to rent for Baker. One of the homes was owned by Switzer.
When the family met Switzer to talk about the house, Switzer told Mayfield he tried to call him on the night of his arrest in Fayetteville, Ark. for public intoxication, but Mayfield never called back.
"I wanted to tell him to keep his head up; everyone has obstacles to overcome," Switzer said.
And then in true Bootlegger's Boy fashion, Switzer added: "I really wanted to tell him that they threw my arse in that jail in 1959. I wanted to know if they'd upgraded that shithole."
Posted on 10/10/24 at 10:15 am to OU Guy
Posted on 10/10/24 at 10:16 am to OU Guy
I see DKR
Page 5 of 6
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News