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re: Mindless Auburn @ SC chatter
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:57 pm to countrystateofmind
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:57 pm to countrystateofmind
Two men were flying on a plane together. The first man turned to the second and said, "You know, I'll bet you're a Clemson graduate."
The second man said, "As a matter of fact, I am. How could you tell?"
The first man said, "Well you're very nicely dressed in what is obviously a custom-tailored suit, you're reading the Wall Street Journal and Forbes, and I saw the picture of your gorgeous wife you showed the flight attendant, I figured you for a Tiger right away."
"Thank you very much," said the second man. "I am proud of the success that my alma mater prepared me for."
A little time passed and the second man turned to the first and said, "You must be a Gamecock grad."
The first man shrugged proudly and said, "How did you know?"
"Well," the second man said, "I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."
The second man said, "As a matter of fact, I am. How could you tell?"
The first man said, "Well you're very nicely dressed in what is obviously a custom-tailored suit, you're reading the Wall Street Journal and Forbes, and I saw the picture of your gorgeous wife you showed the flight attendant, I figured you for a Tiger right away."
"Thank you very much," said the second man. "I am proud of the success that my alma mater prepared me for."
A little time passed and the second man turned to the first and said, "You must be a Gamecock grad."
The first man shrugged proudly and said, "How did you know?"
"Well," the second man said, "I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."
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Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:58 pm to Android
food-ish 
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:58 pm to QCC
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Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:58 pm to countrystateofmind
Q. Why does Steve Spurrier wear a visor?
A. To hide his circumscision scar
A. To hide his circumscision scar
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:58 pm to countrystateofmind
a player in clemson pushed his girlfriend down the stairs ... oh shite .. that actually happened.
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:59 pm to countrystateofmind
Eh, ok. I chuckled
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:59 pm to countrystateofmind
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countrystateofmind
weakPosted on 9/30/11 at 2:01 pm to countrystateofmind
Albert Einstein went to a party and asked people their I.Q.
....he asked this guy and the guy said,"120". Einstein said, "great, we can talk about nuclear fission". then he asked this girl and she said,"110" and he said "great, we can talk about the angle of the worlds axis." and finally he went up to this guy and the guy said,"51" and einstein said,"how bout them Bulldogs!!"
....he asked this guy and the guy said,"120". Einstein said, "great, we can talk about nuclear fission". then he asked this girl and she said,"110" and he said "great, we can talk about the angle of the worlds axis." and finally he went up to this guy and the guy said,"51" and einstein said,"how bout them Bulldogs!!"
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:01 pm to countrystateofmind
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countrystateofmind
you're losing
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QCC
literally and figuratively
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:03 pm to Damn Good Dawg
precisely
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:05 pm to countrystateofmind
Eh, you can do better
Wait. No. No, you can't.
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Clemson Fan
Wait. No. No, you can't.
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:06 pm to countrystateofmind
A Dawg fan and Tiger fan were walking down the street when the UGA fan says, "Hey, i heard a great Clemson joke the other day!"
the clemson fan, looking hurt, responds, "Hey, watch it! I went to Clemson!"
the dawg fan thinks about it and says, "Well, in that case I'll say it slowly."
the clemson fan, looking hurt, responds, "Hey, watch it! I went to Clemson!"
the dawg fan thinks about it and says, "Well, in that case I'll say it slowly."
This post was edited on 9/30/11 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:07 pm to QCC
Dawgs and Weagles, see why we hate em?
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:08 pm to QCC
we would hate them more if we still had our series. i have been told by many a seasoned-dawg fan that was quite the rivalry
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:09 pm to QCC
I think they might be worst "look at me, look at me" fanbase I've ever seen.
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:09 pm to Damn Good Dawg
Ok, serious story:
I was walking down the sidewalk in 5 Points with this Clemson chick I was bangin. I said "look at that dead bird." She looked in the air and asked "where?"
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:10 pm to QCC
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:10 pm to QCC
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with this Clemson chick I was bangin
Know how I know you're a liar?
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:10 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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we would hate them more if we still had our series. i have been told by many a seasoned-dawg fan that was quite the rivalry
I was quite a rivalry back in the 80's..even more than the USCe rivalry because they had 100 years of suck going at the time..
Posted on 9/30/11 at 2:11 pm to AA7
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we would hate them more if we still had our series. i have been told by many a seasoned-dawg fan that was quite the rivalry
I believe it.
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I think they might be worst "look at me, look at me" fanbase I've ever seen.
Most definitely. Their inferiority complex is rather glaring.
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