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Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:42 pm to countrystateofmind
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:42 pm to countrystateofmind
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Usually involves asking Clemson grads what if they want to value size
English is tough, no?
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Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:43 pm to QCC
Teacher asks her class if Clemson is their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
"What's your favorite football team Jimmy?" Jimmy says, "Carolina Gamecocks "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?" Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Gamecock fan, my mom is a Gamecock fan, I guess that makes me a Gamecock fan." The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?" "Well, I guess that would make me a Clemson fan!"
"What's your favorite football team Jimmy?" Jimmy says, "Carolina Gamecocks "
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?" Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Gamecock fan, my mom is a Gamecock fan, I guess that makes me a Gamecock fan." The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?" "Well, I guess that would make me a Clemson fan!"
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:44 pm to CNB
What's the difference in a Clemson cheerleader and a bowling ball?
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:44 pm to CNB
Dag Nabit, that ole lil Jimmy purty dern good I tell ya!
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:44 pm to QCC
Oh this will be good
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:45 pm to CNB
One year after UGA beat the silly shite out of Clemson at their stadium, as is usual, the fans were all walking back to their cars to head back to GA the Clemson fans began hurling sticks of dynamite at the Georgia fans. The Bulldog fans were so enraged they began to light the sticks of dynamite and throw them back.
This post was edited on 9/30/11 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:45 pm to QCC
A bowling bowl only uses 3 holes?
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:46 pm to Android
I can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
duh-doo-tschhhhhhhhh
duh-doo-tschhhhhhhhh
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:46 pm to QCC
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:46 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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began to light the sticks of dynamite and throw them back.
awesome
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:47 pm to QCC
:rimshot:
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:48 pm to CNB
What's the difference between a Clemson co-ed and a refridgerator?
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:48 pm to QCC
Co-ed weighs more!
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:50 pm to Android
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Better than mine, but:
Fridges don't fart when you pull sausage out of it
Better than mine, but:
Fridges don't fart when you pull sausage out of it
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:51 pm to QCC
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Fridges don't fart when you pull sausage out of it
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:52 pm to QCC
we can go with an IRL jab now, clemson has to have the worst downtown i have ever seen
can't believe i almost went there
can't believe i almost went there
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:52 pm to QCC
hahaha, I definitely pictures a hugh chick in orange bigger than a fridge at first.
my second thought was something along the lines of the co-ed could hold more food in it or something
my second thought was something along the lines of the co-ed could hold more food in it or something
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:55 pm to Damn Good Dawg
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can't believe i almost went there
We all make mistakes, but that one would've been costly
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:55 pm to QCC
A&M's football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits.
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."
"Well," he said, "I take 'em out in the woods and make 'em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen."
Posted on 9/30/11 at 1:56 pm to Android
A lady in Columbia calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just
broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!"
The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."
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