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Mike Elko: “did somebody say chips?”

Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:40 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 4:40 pm
Posted by FreedomBarefoot
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Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:37 pm to
There a zero excuses for him not to be on the shot.

Same for Heupel.
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:42 pm to
Elko always looks like he has two bottles of water in the pocket of his pullover even when he doesn't.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:49 pm to
He literally drinks cortisol.
Posted by NFLSU
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by AGGIES
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:21 pm to
Aw, is 49-25 still chapping your arse?

You should check out that box score…

Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:39 pm to
He’s definitely fat. But he’s also too big for LSU to handle.

Elko:2
LSU: 0
Posted by NFLSU
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

You should check out that box score…

…at home, in the biggest game in Aggy history

Posted by Victor R Franko
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:48 pm to
You misspelled Johnnie Walker.
Posted by captdalton
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:49 pm to
Jack seems very nervous.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:51 pm to
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Johnnie Walker cortisol


Yep, sorry, its a special top shelf 2 barrel blend.
Posted by Victor R Franko
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 6:53 pm to
Appropriately..... .
Posted by Crimson Wraith
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 7:08 pm to
That's a huge bitch gif.
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by Pimphand
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 7:23 pm to


This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 7:26 pm
Posted by AGGIES
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 7:31 pm to
I’m talking head to head competition

What are you talking about?
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

49-25 still chapping your arse?


Why else would they post this stuff? Gonna be really funny when Elko dog whips lane quitten at tigah stadium in a few months.
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 7/23/26 at 9:17 pm to
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Gonna be really funny when Elko dog whips lane quitten at tigah stadium in a few months.
What is Kiffin's record against A&M? I don't recall Ole Miss losing to Aggie while he was there.

Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
5135 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

What is Kiffin's record against A&M?


Newsflash Jimbo was fired years ago. The far better question is:

What is Elko's record vs LSU?

Yalls gimpy Qb made his name handing off to Scattebo. LSU fans will be smart to sit out shitting on Elko.
This post was edited on 7/23/26 at 11:18 pm
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