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Mechanical and AgiCULTure

Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:43 am
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2289 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:43 am
Nobody roots for a cult.

Texas beat mechanical and agriCULTure knocking them off the Rollercoaster.

Aggy is still in free fall and have zero chance of beating Miami.

Your welcome Cane's.

Poor aggies
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
32435 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:45 am to
Their team is in the playoffs and yours isn't and this is the smack you brink to talk about them?

Weak look.
Posted by aggressor
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2011
9381 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:47 am to
Thank you for once again confirming who your real rival is. In the meantime congrats on your Super Bowl win while we get to keep playing in games that matter.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37108 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:52 am to
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Your welcome Cane's.
Do better. Who is welcome?
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5420 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:54 am to
Rent Free!
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
2191 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 7:57 am to
aggy signal alert to BigSneezy and Ol Sarge.

Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2289 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:00 am to
Come back when they're one and done.
Posted by AGGIES
Member since Jul 2021
10905 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:30 am to
They were preseason number one in the polls. And as a result, they talked a lot about how they were the saviors of the conference. Kings of the conference.

So the fall from grace has them still feeling a bit salty, and not really aware of how it looks.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3247 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:31 am to
Your coach looks like an older, strung out Pee Wee Herman
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5494 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:32 am to
Enjoy watching our game from your couch clutching your dildo for comfort



This post was edited on 12/16/25 at 8:35 am
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2289 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:45 am to
Buster, you know how embarrassing it's going to be for you when my prediction comes true.

Aggy will go one and done.

Just as I predicted 3 loss Texas would easily beat anm.

Now aggy is going to lose to miami, and you know it! So admit it and you'll feel better.

Poor aggies
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
2289 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:50 am to
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AgiCULTureby AggieArchitect2004
Your coach looks like an older, strung out Pee Wee Herman


You know, he really does. Sark sorta combs his hair up on both sides.

How's it feel to lose to Pee Wee?

Poor aggies
Posted by Kashmir
Member since Dec 2014
9652 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:51 am to
It’s a given that you have some coonass in your family tree.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
2943 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:51 am to
quote:

Their team is in the playoffs

So? We were in the playoffs the last year and they talked smack to us while watching from the couch and they lost to us.

They'll win nothing of note and seethe over the Texas loss again.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3247 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:53 am to
It’s a small price to pay if it means y’all keep him.

We both know he isn’t bringing anything home for you.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
2943 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 8:59 am to
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We both know he isn’t bringing anything home for you.

Sark has been to Atlanta. Elko couldn't get there with the easiest schedule in SEC history because Sark stuffed his fat arse in a locker for the 2nd straight year.

Elko has a tu problem and you will all turn on him when he goes 8-4 with a normal schedule next year.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3247 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:05 am to
quote:

We WeNt To AtLaNtA!
And got your shite pushed in for the
second time in a season by the same team. Remember that part?

Many folks are saying we do away with that game anyways.

Such a proud program that has to resort to a quality losses and “at least we beat A&M”.

Enjoy your cheezits.
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5852 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:12 am to
Improve your grammar before the trash talk.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
2943 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:14 am to
quote:

And got your shite pushed in for the
second time in a season by the same team

We got our shite pushed in an overtime game?

quote:

Many folks are saying we do away with that game anyways.

you'd better hope not because then you'll always be the loser program who couldn't get there while fricking Missouri did, TWICE!
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7866 posts
Posted on 12/16/25 at 9:14 am to
Yes ! This is the vile banter that I come here for !


Oh sorry, please do continue on .
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