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re: LSU, Kiffin and The Greatest Troll of All-Time

Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:18 pm to
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16963 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:18 pm to
Don’t worry about facts. Just spin the yarn.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
337 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:18 pm to
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This is embarrassing, even for the slavemaster's wives. Yikes. I'm praying for ya'll.


Get a grip. It’s entertainment, man. I guess you’re from Harrison, though, hence the preoccupation with slavery.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14391 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:20 pm to
So, Ole Miss would allow this whole crazy game to be played, which could potentially uproot their entire successful season, and at the same time, OM would be forced to have to match or beat LSU's offer that would pay Lane Kiffin much more than he's getting paid right now.....just to teach LSU a lesson about shorting a bunch of multi millionaire lawyers????
Sounds like a whole lot of hoops to jump through to stand up for a jackass who didn't even know his player's own names, who wouldn't take phone calls from five star recruits if he was otherwise occupied and told them to make an appointment, who left practice whenever he felt like it, drank wine in his office, and who played four hundred rounds of golf in the last few years....besides, probably messing up a bit in the moral department. OM needs to play football and white knight for somebody else. Fired for cause is a thing...with a whole lot of witnesses in this case..
This is one stupid act of fiction.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
337 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:20 pm to
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I never let the facts get in the way of a good story so I will allow it. I would love to know how the story ends.


Much appreciated- we should all be having fun with this. Too much seriousness. Also, any time we can explicitly show how ludicrous and stupid it would be for any coach to sign at LSU, the better.
Posted by YieldDawg
Bluff City
Member since Oct 2025
264 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:24 pm to
What an unreal post
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
337 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:26 pm to
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So, Ole Miss would allow this whole crazy game to be played, which could potentially uproot their entire successful season, and at the same time, OM would be forced to have to match or beat LSU's offer that would pay Lane Kiffin much more than he's getting paid right now.....just to teach LSU a lesson about shorting a bunch of multi millionaire lawyers???? Sounds like a whole lot of hoops to jump through to stand up for a jackass who didn't even know his player's own names, who wouldn't take phone calls from five star recruits if he was otherwise occupied and told them to make an appointment, who left practice whenever he felt like it, drank wine in his office, and who played four hundred rounds of golf in the last few years....besides, probably messing up a bit in the moral department. OM needs to play football and white knight for somebody else. Fired for cause is a thing...with a whole lot of witnesses in this case.. This is one stupid act of fiction.


I’ve yet to see a non-LSU fan support LSU’s actions against CBK. It’s considered slimy AF by most people not in Louisiana.

Here’s the deal, most of us believe that LSU deserves this treatment (even if it doesn’t get it).

Also- if Kiffin actually does go there, I’ll think very differently of him than if he left us for Florida.

Jorts are just not anywhere close to what LSU has done.
Posted by Nasty_Canasta
Your Mom’s house
Member since Dec 2024
3893 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:27 pm to
I binge watched a series on Netflix in less amount of time than this read. But I give you credit. Put it all out there
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65991 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:28 pm to
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Carters announcement that he was staying was just delayed to further the LSU fall.


Several Ole Miss fans have said this. Wild that Ole Miss would potentially sabotage their best season ever just to delay the LSU coaching search by a week.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
337 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:29 pm to
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What an unreal post


AFAIK, it’s fiction. So, yes.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
337 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:30 pm to
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Several Ole Miss fans have said this. Wild that Ole Miss would potentially sabotage their best season ever just to delay the LSU coaching search by a week.


I was unaware that I had plagiarized any of my fellow Rebs. ??
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19610 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:37 pm to
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Wild that Ole Miss would potentially sabotage their best season ever just to delay the LSU coaching search by a week.


This is not Ole Miss’ best season ever, they have an undefeated National Championship season on the books. Just one more thing you are wrong about.

But…

If it were it would be worth it to watch you bleed out here.
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
23513 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:38 pm to
You went out of your way to type all of this up originally.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65991 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:39 pm to
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This is not Ole Miss’ best season ever, they have an undefeated National Championship season on the books. Just one more thing you are wrong about.

But…

If it were it would be worth it to watch you bleed out here.


I'm quite enjoying your daily menstruations over this search

Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19610 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:41 pm to
How are you wrong about everything? It has to be intentional. Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
337 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:42 pm to
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But… If it were it would be worth it to watch you bleed out here.


We’ll just take one for the team- what’s one more WAOM moment, after all?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65991 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:43 pm to
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How are you wrong about everything? It has to be intentional. Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.


Would that make you the Bama version of me?
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
11336 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:43 pm to
When you said let me tell you a story I didn’t realize the story was a novel. Cliffs?
Posted by Mempho
Member since Dec 2021
337 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:47 pm to
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You went out of your way to type all of this up originally.


It wasn’t hard- I just tried to come up with a reason ANY coach would take the LSU job after CBK.

After coming up empty, my only two options were that either Lane was actually stupid and this story.

Honestly, the only person I can think of that might take the LSU job- save stupidity- is Bobby Petrino.
Posted by Raoul_Duke
Denton, TX
Member since Nov 2012
638 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:47 pm to
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Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65991 posts
Posted on 11/24/25 at 9:50 pm to
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It wasn’t hard- I just tried to come up with a reason ANY coach would take the LSU job after CBK.

After coming up empty, my only two options were that either Lane was actually stupid and this story.


This is tRant in a nutshell.

They've worked so hard trying to convince themselves of various false narratives surrounding LSU, that they're actually shocked that anyone would take the job.
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