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re: LSU fans are jerking themselves off and telling people they’re getting laid

Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:38 am to
Posted by tigerspin
Member since Dec 2008
1916 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:38 am to
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Never seen a fanbase stroke out over a coach that has never had postseason success.


“Kiffin will never leave Ole Miss” X

“Kiffin won’t go to LSU” X

“Kiffin won’t get any coaches to come with him to LSU” X

“Kiffin won’t get any players to follow him to LSU” X

“Kiffin won’t win anything at LSU” …


And according to your logic, Elko is trash and Ed O is a stellar coaching hire.
Posted by Lee Chatelain
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Oct 2008
12414 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:44 am to
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poor Lane still doesn’t know what it’s like to be in a CFP.


Does A&M?
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
34774 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 7:46 am to
A&M finished the season getting big dicked by their daddies in Austin then got fricking man handled at home by Miami and it's the best season literally anyone of their fans have ever seen.

They didn't win their division or conference. They didn't win a playoff game. Texas and Miami beat them to close the season and this is their best year ever lol.
Posted by GWfool
Member since Aug 2010
2417 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:11 am to
What exactly did A&M win in 2025? No conference title or title game appearance and scored a whopping 3 points in its playoff game.

Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3440 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:11 am to
quote:

A&M finished

All over LSU’s face.

And you would have seen it too if you hadn’t left in the 3rd quarter.
Posted by ALTiger
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
3143 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:25 am to
A&M couldn't even win a playoff game, in the watered-down beta playoff era, with the best team in their school's history. Rich coming from you.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
26169 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:27 am to
They are deluded. What they do best is circle jerk every year. First it was Brian Kelly will have multiple titles. Then it was Brian Kelly is recruiting a MNC team with a Heisman QB. Then is is Brian Kelly is a lazy jerk who doesn’t deserve to coach glorious LSU. Now it is Kiffin will be Saban 2.0. Now it’s Kiffin will own the NCAA …

If you have been around long enough you can watch the pattern. It is pretty funny to watch them go from jubilant to wanting to off themselves every couple of years. A bipolar fanbase for sure.
Posted by Bryno1960
Off River Road
Member since Aug 2013
3546 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:34 am to
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They are ALL IN


I truly don’t understand some of the takes on here. Is LSU really living rent-free in your heads? And why shouldn’t LSU fans be all in on a new coach? The reasoning on this board can be baffling at times.

Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
26169 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:36 am to
Because LSU fans are unreasonable. And a case study for psychiatrists and sports
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
19302 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:40 am to
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AggyArchitect1999



Aggy jokes will always tell themselves
Posted by The Great Mystery
Off the shoulder of Orion
Member since Dec 2025
350 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:41 am to
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
545 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:41 am to
Please do tell us all about post season success. I know you are very versed in the matter. Choose any sport you want.
Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
2509 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:49 am to
Lane just hasn’t had the right opportunity yet. He’s at the most elite program in the country now and has the most talent. His floor is 11-1.
This post was edited on 1/24/26 at 8:50 am
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
26169 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:50 am to
“The most elite program in the country”.The fall is going to be legendary this time

Take your meds buddy
This post was edited on 1/24/26 at 8:52 am
Posted by topcat88
Member since Nov 2015
4599 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:51 am to
An A&M fan talking about post season success. Lol
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20384 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:54 am to
quote:

They are ALL IN


Yall gave your coach a championship trophy and he never won the SEC
This post was edited on 1/24/26 at 8:54 am
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3440 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 8:59 am to
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NFLSU

Hey, look. The resident racist showed up.

Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
31742 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:04 am to
Is OP’s assertion the same as having a weak schedule, getting smoked by your arch rival, not making the SEC CG, getting smoked in the playoffs, and then telling everyone you won a natty?
Posted by pgaddxn
between here and there
Member since Jul 2008
545 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:06 am to
It’s called false bravado and they absolutely dominate everyone else in it. Just ask them.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
3440 posts
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:15 am to
OP here.

Just wanted to say thanks to all the corndog fans for taking a few moments from autofellating themselves to read my thread.

Your replies and downvotes provided some good, cheap entertainment.
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