re: LSU beat writer: Like it or not, LSU, Alabama is your daddy

The only thing that matters at this point is 11/8/14...

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Look, no one in the SEC, including LSU fans, actually believes they have a superior football program to Bama. No one.

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Agreed.

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But when Bama fans continually seek us out and say stuff like this to our faces, it reveals your fan base for the fragile people that they are. You're terrified of everything crumbling down around you because you put so much energy and resource into something you cannot control.

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Not really. Most of us just enjoy rubbing it in as to how great we've been since Saban arrived. I'm confident that most bama fans just enjoy poking you, watching you get really mad at facts, and then we all just collectively giggle. It's fun. Don't be so mad.

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So you pretend that you can control it, by saying definitively that LSU will never wash away the shame of losing to you, that we will never know joy again. And yet, we experienced joy just this past weekend, complete with crowd surfing and open celebration across the state. As much as you would like to control us, you can't. Even when you beat us... here we are again... ready for another round in which you are afraid to lose, and we aren't.

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Uhm, ok?

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Your paranoia takes all the fun of football from you, and no one takes you seriously. In fact, the more you beat your chest, the more we all laugh at you.

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I'm thumping my chest hard as frick right now. Roll Tide! We're better than you. Facts, gotta love 'em!

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Which do you think happens first, LSU gets to 10 wins vs Bama in Tiger Stadium, or Alabama gets to 10 wins vs LSU in Bryan Denny's?

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Bama gets 25 NCs.

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So clearly, that isnt daddy status. I personally view FLorida as our daddy, not Bama

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So we are FLorida's daddy, Does that make us your Granddaddy?

Alabama is 7-2 against Florida the past 15 years.



2014/09/20 Florida 21 - Alabama 42 L
2011/10/01 Florida 10 - Alabama 38 L
2010/10/02 Florida 6 - Alabama 31 L
2009/12/05 Florida 13 - Alabama 32 L SEC CHAMPIONSHIP **
2008/12/06 Florida 31 - Alabama 20 W SEC CHAMPIONSHIP
2006/09/30 Florida 28 - Alabama 13 W
2005/10/01 Florida 3 - Alabama 31 L
1999/12/04 Florida 7 - Alabama 34 L SECCHAMPIONSHIP
1999/10/02 Florida 39 - Alabama 40 L OT

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But when Bama fans continually seek us out and say stuff like this to our faces, it reveals your fan base for the fragile people that they are. You're terrified of everything crumbling down around you because you put so much energy and resource into something you cannot control.

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That's why a lot of us facepalm when some bammers insist on starting shitty threads -- like this one.

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Bama gets 25 NCs.

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Probably happens this off season.

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DoubleDown Arent you a typical Tulane hipster who cheers for whatever team is LSUs toughest opponent? Yep, that is you

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Or a 2004 Alabama Grad. Close though.

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Bama gets 25 NCs.

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That's about half of what LSU has.



Sit down, Son.

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That's about half of what LSU has. Sit down, Son.

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Cute, on so many levels.

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So we are FLorida's daddy, Does that make us your Granddaddy?

Alabama is 7-2 against Florida the past 15 years.

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Just checked, you are 8-9 agaisnt UF since I have been alive. So nope, you arent their daddy