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re: LSU #1 in worst visitor's locker rooms....

Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:48 am to
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 7:48 am to
maybe its just me, but I think that's how it should be for the visitors.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 8:31 am to
Those teams are comparing the visitor's locker to their own locker at home.

Compared to the rest of Tiger Stadium the visitor's locker is a pretty nice place. The whole stadium smells like a urinal at a bus stop
Posted by WildcatMike
Lexington, KY
Member since Dec 2005
41540 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:21 am to
As someone who has been in the Vistors Locker Room at Tiger Stadium several times for games, it is absolutely awful. The ceiling leak and dripping of water (imagine it is from the urinals above) and is cramped. Then to get out to the field, they have Mike the Tiger cage outside and the damn Tiger is spraying. The smell of Tiger spray with the humidity hits you in the face with the feeling of drunkenness of LSU fans. It something to experience.

I am surprised Mississippi State is not named as one of the worst. Two small rooms connected with a line of toilets without stalls (watching Mike Archer taking a shite while reading a newspaper, I will never get that image of of my head). Plus, the fricking slick arse ramps to the field (imagine it when they are wet with cleats). Awful...awful...awful. Plus, staying in Columbus, MS sucks with Starkvegas not much better. I imagine the state prison accommodations rest room facilities are better then what they are at the stadium visiting locker room.

But, it will never be like Purdue’s. My gawd, the place is a dump and the lack of air. It’s terrible. Ross Ade Stadium is a shite hole just like West Lafayette.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 9:24 am
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:28 am to
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The ceiling leak and dripping of water (imagine it is from the urinals above) and is cramped. Then to get out to the field, they have Mike the Tiger cage outside and the damn Tiger is spraying. The smell of Tiger spray with the humidity hits you in the face with the feeling of drunkenness of LSU fans. It something to experience.
Like I said, just like the rest of the stadium

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I am surprised Mississippi State is not named as one of the worst. Two small rooms connected with a line of toilets without stalls (watching Mike Archer taking a shite while reading a newspaper, I will never get that image of of my head). Plus, the fricking slick arse ramps to the field (imagine it when they are wet with cleats). Awful...awful...awful


No doubt, but State has renovated a lot since then. I never liked the entrance ramp onto the field
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
10980 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 9:49 am to
The LSU butt-sniffer punk strikes AGAIN..lol
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:28 am to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:34 am to
I think teams should take a different approach.

Offering terrible visiting locker rooms can galvanize an away team and piss them off.

I think LSU should make it super relaxing and calm. Have dim lights and eucalyptus scent in the air. Use soft colors every where and have comfy chairs. Lull them to sleep.

Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:35 am to
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I think LSU should make it super relaxing and calm. Have dim lights and eucalyptus scent in the air. Use soft colors every where and have comfy chairs. Lull them to sleep.


This is brilliant. Put Xbones and PS with TV at every locker. Piles of candy and doughnuts and unlimited free soft drinks. A buffet line with nothing but deep fried food
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 10:43 am
Posted by kbrake37
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2016
3094 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 10:40 am to
So what architect would design a locker room without showers? What a-hole would decide to intentionally remove showers from the design plans?

That's some petty shot from my university. It damn sure hasn't helped us win any games
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:07 am to
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This is brilliant. Put Xbones and PS with TV at every locker. Piles of candy and doughnuts and unlimited free soft drinks. A buffet line with nothing but deep fried food



Exactly.

Garden of Eden their asses.

I thinking relaxing white noise piped into the locker room as well. Maybe a calming fountain with a coy pond.

Have the locker room be huge and really spaced out so they are really far away from each other.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:11 am to
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The soap thing is whatever

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Alabama Fan

Yep, checks out.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 11:16 am to
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I thinking relaxing white noise piped into the locker room as well. Maybe a calming fountain with a coy pond. Have the locker room be huge and really spaced out so they are really far away from each other.


Either that or have a corny Gentleman's Club type scene. The kind of strip clubs that one would find out close to every metro airport. Girls dancing in giant bird cages and swinging from the ceiling Black light and neon signs . Couches everywhere.

The kind of place where you can't imagine the sun being up just outside the door
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 11:17 am
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85798 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

en to get out to the field, they have Mike the Tiger cage outside and the damn Tiger is spraying. The smell of Tiger spray with the humidity hits you in the face


Well you will be happy to know we won't be bringing Mike to games anymore. You can thank the current political BS going on.

That and when my parents were in school they would poke and purposely piss him off by the visitors' locker room.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:12 pm to
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Well you will be happy to know we won't be bringing Mike to games anymore. You can thank the current political BS going on.


Wait, wut? Is this real? If so, what is the reasoning?

Sorry for being uninformed
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8518 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 12:19 pm to
Pretty low class in my book. Am sure most would agree. Why not just pitch a tent out back with a couple of port a potties!?!
Posted by Kg007
Texas city, texas
Member since Aug 2017
152 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 2:09 pm to
How’s your boyfriend William today foggiest?
Posted by MedDawg
Member since Dec 2009
4458 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

I am surprised Mississippi State is not named as one of the worst. Two small rooms connected with a line of toilets without stalls (watching Mike Archer taking a shite while reading a newspaper, I will never get that image of of my head). Plus, the fricking slick arse ramps to the field (imagine it when they are wet with cleats).


State is likely to go from one of the worst visting team locker rooms to one of the best. We are spending $3.6 million to build a new home locker room in the other end of the stadium and the visiting team will get our home locker room used through last season.
This post was edited on 7/23/18 at 2:30 pm
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
54559 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 3:01 pm to
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And you're still broke. Clearly y'all have great accountants in Louisiana
broke and still beat y’all. Why’d you run away after the loss to LSU last year?
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 3:48 pm to
Well hell we don’t let Mike run all thought if leaving tiger shite everywhere anymore?
Posted by reauxl tigers
Tiger Woods Fan
Member since Aug 2014
7953 posts
Posted on 7/23/18 at 4:08 pm to
Thats by design lol
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