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Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:33 am
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:33 am
PLOT TWIST: Tennessee fans are already out drinking LSU
LSU is selling 16 oz. beers
UT is selling 24oz. beers
UT fans consumed 544,536 ounces of beer and LSU fans (plus visitors) consumed 435,760 ounces
UT 5.9 ounces per fan
LSU 4.5 ounces per fanLINK
LSU is selling 16 oz. beers
UT is selling 24oz. beers
UT fans consumed 544,536 ounces of beer and LSU fans (plus visitors) consumed 435,760 ounces
UT 5.9 ounces per fan
LSU 4.5 ounces per fanLINK
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Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:35 am to Serraneaux
You guys are winning that contest because of unsavory reasons.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:36 am to Serraneaux
Liver - "You're killing me Vols!"
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:37 am to Serraneaux
And that’s with 30k Mormons in the stadium Saturday.
My god we’re gargantuan
My god we’re gargantuan
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:37 am to Serraneaux
Tennessee fans are fat and drunk while losing to Directional State.
Congrats.
Congrats.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:37 am to Serraneaux
I think it’s because we have more fans in the stands
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:37 am to Serraneaux
Well that’s nothing to brag about.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:39 am to Serraneaux
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Tennessee fans are already out drinking LSU
If we were 0-2 we wouldn’t be drinking beer. We would be on straight shine or bourbon
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:40 am to Serraneaux
quote:
UT 5.9 ounces per fan
LSU 4.5 ounces per fan
The Baptists have been making inroads in Louisiana..
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:43 am to Serraneaux
quote:you're bankrupt you better sell a bunch.
UT Vols athletics’ $6.5M deficit in 2018 due in large part to Butch Jones, John Currie
Bankrupt
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:44 am to TT9
And people really think we’re firing Pruitt and Fulmer is taking the reigns lol.
We are stuck with that gump until the end of year 3 at the very minimum.
We are stuck with that gump until the end of year 3 at the very minimum.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:45 am to Serraneaux
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Serraneaux
Makes sense. Most folks need a few drinks and some lube before getting pounded.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:47 am to Serraneaux
This calculation leaves out an essential component.
LSU fans smuggled in 22,238.64 gallons of whiskey in their wives'/girlfiends' purses (and by other means).
The Tigers still come out on top for highest BAC during the game.
LSU fans smuggled in 22,238.64 gallons of whiskey in their wives'/girlfiends' purses (and by other means).
The Tigers still come out on top for highest BAC during the game.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:50 am to Serraneaux
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LSU
We are drinking to have fun
quote:
UT
You are drinking to forget
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:51 am to Serraneaux
quote:
PLOT TWIST: Tennessee fans are already out drinking LSU
they need this win...let them have it
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:55 am to Serraneaux
Your fan base is overwhelmingly Scots Irish. The Scots Irish are well known for drinking when they are depressed. Our fan base, being a bit more Mediterranean, tend to drink more when we are celebrating. We were too shocked on game one by our offense to leave our seats, having not seen offense in a generation. What is this "pass" and why does it go "forward". We were discombobulated, out of sorts, like early man making fire. I expect this weekend we will step up the celebratory drinking to give you a run for your money.
This post was edited on 9/13/19 at 8:57 am
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:56 am to Serraneaux
We finally have an offense worth staying sober for
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:58 am to Serraneaux
i support this flex 
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:58 am to Lsupimp
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What is this "pass" and why does it go "forward". We were discombobulated, out of sorts, like early man making fire.
Pimp's right. Didn't need booze. Were drunk on fascination & curiosity.
Posted on 9/13/19 at 8:59 am to Serraneaux
I mean Tennessee does have more reason to drink.... if they are actually watching the games
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