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re: Les, Ed O and BK walk into a bar
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:52 pm to Faurot fodder
Posted on 10/26/25 at 12:52 pm to Faurot fodder
looks like another LSU thread by mizzybilt poster fodder. Must be a day ending with a y.
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Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:01 pm to dstone12
What, no sense of humor?
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:01 pm to Faurot fodder
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Coach O grinding on BK's wife while BK fist-pounds the table and screams that's horseshite, and Les banging Kelly's girlfriend.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:02 pm to PharmacistReb
How about this one
Les, O and Bk get together to start a business. Les wants a dive bar, O wants a topless joint and BK wants a fambly establishment where you can have it your way. LSU walks in and says here is enough money for all 3 for the next 20 years
Les, O and Bk get together to start a business. Les wants a dive bar, O wants a topless joint and BK wants a fambly establishment where you can have it your way. LSU walks in and says here is enough money for all 3 for the next 20 years
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:05 pm to Faurot fodder
After BK orders they look over at Nick Saban at the end of the bar.
They ask the bar tender what’s Nick drinking?
Bartender says he just comes here to bet on the Deadpool.
BK looks at Les and Ed and says what Deadpool?
Ed’s ex-wife shouts from the other end of the bar and says, “beats me.”
They ask the bar tender what’s Nick drinking?
Bartender says he just comes here to bet on the Deadpool.
BK looks at Les and Ed and says what Deadpool?
Ed’s ex-wife shouts from the other end of the bar and says, “beats me.”
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:18 pm to Faurot fodder
Brian Kelly walks into a bar.
Les and Ed O duck.
Les and Ed O duck.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:22 pm to Faurot fodder
Les and Ed O walk into a bar. BK walked under it.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:26 pm to rebeloke
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After BK orders they look over at Nick Saban at the end of the bar.
Just don’t let Les toss Saban out of the dive bar
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:37 pm to dukkbill
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Just don’t let Les toss Saban out of the dive bar
No problem.
After Ed’s ex-wife chimes in, BK says to the bartender “ that sounds like fun.” Les looks at BK like WTF. BK says oh I meant betting on the Deadpool.
So BK says how can I bet on the Deadpool? To which the bartender says you can’t. BK then jawjax well the F not?
The bartender says we don’t let people who are on the Deadpool bet on the Deadpool.
Ed O then head butts BK. BK drops like a box of hammers, hit his head on the bar and falls back deader than a door nail onto the peanut covered floor.
Nick Saban screams pay me my money!
Posted on 10/26/25 at 1:41 pm to Faurot fodder
LSU bar owner says "You guys get out!"
Kelly turns to Ed O. and Les and yells, "It's all your fault!"
Kelly turns to Ed O. and Les and yells, "It's all your fault!"
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:01 pm to Faurot fodder
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Les orders a Grasshopper, Ed orders six shots of Beam and a pitcher, BK orders a Cosmopolitan.
Here's what Chat gpt says
Les orders a Grasshopper, Ed orders six shots of Beam and a pitcher, BK orders a Cosmopolitan.
Bartender nods. “Got it — denial, anger, and acceptance.”
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:05 pm to Faurot fodder
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What, no sense of humor?
Plenty,
It’s just that anytime we had fun with past Mizzy threads, you’d get all in a huff & resort to teenage insults.
Where’s the humor in that?
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:08 pm to dstone12
The "we" and the "had fun" part was lacking in those other threads. Your coaching situation is good fun for ALL.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:10 pm to dukkbill
This post was worth the entire thread, imo.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:17 pm to Faurot fodder
Two reasons I enjoy this post of yours:
1.
A definite “your truth”.
2. And nowhere in that reply did you deny teenage-style insults that often referred to phallic references.
I’ve been right all along.
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The "we" and the "had fun" part was lacking
A definite “your truth”.
2. And nowhere in that reply did you deny teenage-style insults that often referred to phallic references.
I’ve been right all along.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:25 pm to Faurot fodder
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Bartender says, “Figures — one’s living in the past, one’s yelling at it, and one’s still trying to fake the accent.”
AI
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:30 pm to Pepperoni
2 of them won national championships just saying
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:36 pm to Faurot fodder
Here's how Grok finishes this joke:
Les Miles, Coach O and Brian Kelly walk into a bar.
Les Miles orders a grass-fed whiskey on the rocks. Coach O asks for a "bayou blast" — just moonshine and Tabasco. Brian Kelly demands a Guinness, but only if it's imported from Dublin and served at exactly 54 degrees.
After a few rounds, Les starts diagramming plays on a napkin with a crayon he found in his pocket. Coach O is arm-wrestling the jukebox. Brian Kelly tries to recruit the bartender's 12-year-old son who's bussing tables.
Les Miles, Coach O and Brian Kelly walk into a bar.
Les Miles orders a grass-fed whiskey on the rocks. Coach O asks for a "bayou blast" — just moonshine and Tabasco. Brian Kelly demands a Guinness, but only if it's imported from Dublin and served at exactly 54 degrees.
After a few rounds, Les starts diagramming plays on a napkin with a crayon he found in his pocket. Coach O is arm-wrestling the jukebox. Brian Kelly tries to recruit the bartender's 12-year-old son who's bussing tables.
Posted on 10/26/25 at 2:39 pm to Faurot fodder
You're gonna kill when the baldknobbers retire and you are headlining in branson.
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