re: Kyler Murray wins Gatorade POY and also pulls Alex Morgan

Posted by Jack Daniel

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Posted on 7/15/15 at 11:25 pm to Wild Thang

Teacup

Posted by Nguyening

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Posted on 7/15/15 at 11:31 pm to TbirdSpur2010

quote:

Bull shite.

JFF's black quotient far outstrips that of Murray, I'm afraid.

#BlackQBU

Posted by Othello

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Posted on 7/15/15 at 11:35 pm to texag7

I like that Nike commercial where Kyler keeps playing all the different sports and they're like "Hey kid we're short a man."

Posted by auzach91

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 12:58 am to texag7

Not sure if already said but Alex Morgan is 5'7. Kyler can't be more than 5'81/2

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:03 am to auzach91

quote:
Not sure if already said but Alex Morgan is 5'7

Not sure if said already, but Alex Morgan is wearing heels.

Posted by auzach91

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:04 am to CGSC Lobotomy

Not more than 2 inch heels that's for sure

Posted by texag7

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:07 am to auzach91

More like 4+. You're still wrong

Posted by auzach91

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:38 am to texag7

No. Go look at video on YouTube of her on the red carpet

Posted by Old Sarge

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:40 am to Wild Thang

quote:
What's his trademark name?

"Tiger fricker"

Posted by South Alabama Tide

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:43 am to texag7

That Oompa Loompa looked like dog shite in the UA game.

Posted by texag7

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:45 am to auzach91

You're telling me that is at max 2 inches?

LOL

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Posted by MC5601

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 2:20 am to texag7

Damn. I didn't know Morgan was that short. Is it legal to play football in platforms?

This post was edited on 7/16/15 at 2:24 am

Posted by Cap Crunch

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 3:12 am to texag7

Alex Morgan looks like she could kick his arse

Posted by CGSC Lobotomy

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 3:44 am to texag7

That's at least 4", which would make Murray 6'0.

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Posted by SoFla Tideroller

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 5:46 am to texag7

Is that really Alex Morgan? What happened? She used to be hot.

Posted by DBU

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:50 am to texag7

So Murray is really actually like 5'7" maybe 5'8"?

Lmao

Posted by Farmer1906

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:54 am to DBU

Someone didn't read.

Posted by augrad00

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Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:59 am to texag7

Is he short or Alex Morgan is tall for a woman? It looks like he's 5'7"