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Kiffin is drinking all of your tears right now

Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:41 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61674 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:41 pm
As your tears back flow past your ears because your heads are crammed between your legs sniffing your own farts

Cry more and let that salty discharge soak Kiffin's palate before he tiger-bites your butts

I've never seen so many grown men cry like little women over a football team
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 10:47 pm
Posted by this board
Member since Aug 2026
324 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:46 pm to
It’s Saturday night and you’re melting on a message board.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61674 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

It’s Saturday night and you’re melting on a message board.


At least I'm not responding on a message board while a 62 year old red-faced man holding a Styrofoam cup of vodka is cupping my balls with heavy eye contact
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
23214 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:50 pm to
LSU fans, folks...


Posted by this board
Member since Aug 2026
324 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:51 pm to
That is oddly and respectfully specific.
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
1679 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

a 62 year old red-faced man holding a Styrofoam cup of vodka is cupping my balls with heavy eye contact


This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 11:07 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
26886 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 11:16 pm to
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 11:22 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
26886 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Cry more and let that salty discharge soak Kiffin's palate before he tiger-bites your butts


So kiffin sucks guys off and then bites them on the butt. He has really acclimated to Baton Rouge quickly.

quote:

At least I'm not responding on a message board while a 62 year old red-faced man holding a Styrofoam cup of vodka is cupping my balls with heavy eye contact


This is much too specific to not be pulled from your memories.
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 11:21 pm
Posted by John somers
Los Proxima
Member since Oct 2024
2133 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 1:48 am to
By this time next year youll claim you never wanted him and be telling everyone to 'move on'.

But by all means, keep melting. Its entertaining
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 1:49 am
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
17008 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 5:44 am to
Holy cringe
Posted by Night Vision
33rd Level REC/Bryant Denny West
Member since Feb 2018
26704 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:30 am to
What is the story with this pic?
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
17986 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 8:44 am to
quote:

Kiffin is drinking all of your tears right now


Only if they make you high and induce hallucinations.
Posted by RT58
Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
4394 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 10:50 am to
As your tears back flow past your ears because your heads are crammed between your legs sniffing your own farts

Cry more and let that salty discharge soak Kiffin's palate before he tiger-bites your butts

I've never seen so many grown men cry like little women over a football team
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 10:47 pm

BOOKMARKED. Get back to us in October when you already have 4 losses.
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
29453 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 11:09 am to
Hurricane season is coming. I'm rooting for mother nature
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
26886 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 11:26 am to
quote:

What is the story with this pic?


That is the Texas judge who is presiding in the Dallas eligibility case. He is a progressive democrat up for reelection this fall. He is a huge supporter of the LGBTQAI-++#6PEDO movement. That is him with the proud couple whose wedding he officiated. I am not sure why Kiffin was there. He may have been the maid of honor.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
14575 posts
Posted on 8/30/26 at 11:51 am to
I fully expect the SEC to win an appeal this week before anyone can play.
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