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Kiffin is drinking all of your tears right now

Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:41 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61391 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:41 pm
As your tears back flow past your ears because your heads are crammed between your legs sniffing your own farts

Cry more and let that salty discharge soak Kiffin's palate before he tiger-bites your butts

I've never seen so many grown men cry like little women over a football team
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 10:47 pm
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Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:46 pm to
It’s Saturday night and you’re melting on a message board.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61391 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

It’s Saturday night and you’re melting on a message board.


At least I'm not responding on a message board while a 62 year old red-faced man holding a Styrofoam cup of vodka is cupping my balls with heavy eye contact
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
22862 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:50 pm to
LSU fans, folks...


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Posted on 8/29/26 at 10:51 pm to
That is oddly and respectfully specific.
Posted by Boom33
Member since Jul 2026
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Posted on 8/29/26 at 11:06 pm to
quote:

a 62 year old red-faced man holding a Styrofoam cup of vodka is cupping my balls with heavy eye contact


This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 11:07 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 8/29/26 at 11:16 pm to
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 11:22 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
25791 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Cry more and let that salty discharge soak Kiffin's palate before he tiger-bites your butts


So kiffin sucks guys off and then bites them on the butt. He has really acclimated to Baton Rouge quickly.

quote:

At least I'm not responding on a message board while a 62 year old red-faced man holding a Styrofoam cup of vodka is cupping my balls with heavy eye contact


This is much too specific to not be pulled from your memories.
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 11:21 pm
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