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Kelly issues correction statement on quarterback
Posted on 9/4/24 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 9/4/24 at 11:56 pm
Brian Kelly says:
Look, some obfuscating has been occurring concerning my statements about this Garrett Nussmeir person. People who want LSU, and me, to fail are claiming I laid the blame for our horrific loss to USC on our quarterback.
I wasn't doing that. I'm the head coach and I take blame for all of his frick-ups and ineptitude that made me personally feel like a red faced leprechaun huffing paint on national television.
That's on me. Him losing the game for all LSU fans and the University of LSU is on me, not this little bastard with a German or Jew last name that doesn't fit in culturally with the rest of his teammates.
It's on me, not him, that he is total arse and USC's quarterback makes him seem like a little girl compared to real men. That's my fault, I'm the head coach.
I'm about to slap my skinny arms down on this laminated table-top and you are going to see a half-empty bottle of water jump one inch off the surface of the table from the force of me strong bones.
The shite-head played high school ball in Texas, that should have been my first warning that he wasn't right for LSU. But, that's on me for letting him play, not him. Don't blame him.
Me and my famulee are disgusted by this smirking bastard who lost the game for us but, I just have to do better as a coach.
Look, some obfuscating has been occurring concerning my statements about this Garrett Nussmeir person. People who want LSU, and me, to fail are claiming I laid the blame for our horrific loss to USC on our quarterback.
I wasn't doing that. I'm the head coach and I take blame for all of his frick-ups and ineptitude that made me personally feel like a red faced leprechaun huffing paint on national television.
That's on me. Him losing the game for all LSU fans and the University of LSU is on me, not this little bastard with a German or Jew last name that doesn't fit in culturally with the rest of his teammates.
It's on me, not him, that he is total arse and USC's quarterback makes him seem like a little girl compared to real men. That's my fault, I'm the head coach.
I'm about to slap my skinny arms down on this laminated table-top and you are going to see a half-empty bottle of water jump one inch off the surface of the table from the force of me strong bones.
The shite-head played high school ball in Texas, that should have been my first warning that he wasn't right for LSU. But, that's on me for letting him play, not him. Don't blame him.
Me and my famulee are disgusted by this smirking bastard who lost the game for us but, I just have to do better as a coach.
This post was edited on 9/5/24 at 12:51 am
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Posted on 9/5/24 at 12:00 am to Smokey Okie
You put a lot of work into this.
But take a lap.
But take a lap.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 12:03 am to Smokey Okie
Posted on 9/5/24 at 12:10 am to Murph4HOF
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You put a lot of work into this.
But take a lap.
I type fast, not slow like Nussmeir's dead ducks wobbling through the air.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 12:13 am to captdalton
This post was edited on 9/5/24 at 12:27 am
Posted on 9/5/24 at 12:39 am to Smokey Okie
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this little bastard with a German or Jew last name that doesn't fit in culturally with the rest of his teammates.
Hmmm
Posted on 9/5/24 at 1:05 am to Imber
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Hmmm
Yikes is the word you’re looking for
Posted on 9/5/24 at 1:21 am to Imber
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Hmmm
He isn't a coonass or a much more respectable and honored Creole. Nussmeir just doesn't fit in; everyone can tell Kelly despises him.
He won't finish the season with the University of LSU; that's almost a lock.
This post was edited on 9/5/24 at 1:22 am
Posted on 9/5/24 at 1:31 am to Smokey Okie
Scared little biotch lol
Posted on 9/5/24 at 1:44 am to DeathByTossDive225
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Yikes is the word you’re looking for
I can see why he’s never been banned before.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 1:46 am to Imber
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I can see why he’s never been banned before.
Are you jealous?
Posted on 9/5/24 at 4:00 am to Smokey Okie
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He won't finish the season
Gump nation, where'd you find this clown?
Posted on 9/5/24 at 4:25 am to Dalosaqy
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Gump nation, where'd you find this clown?
When a head coach trashes an individual player, in public, it's a good sign that he dislikes that player and his ability to help them win games or on a personal level for some reason.
Maybe the player is a just an irritant to other players, a cancer, as they say.
There is something wrong with that player, whatever it may be, and probably won't last long due to losing the respect of all his teammates. It seems like Nussmeir is in for hard times at LSU with Kelly as head coach.
Imagine how the rest of the LSU players feel towards Nussmeir, after Kelly let them know that he was the reason for their loss to USC. They probably want him gone now too.
This post was edited on 9/5/24 at 4:28 am
Posted on 9/5/24 at 5:08 am to Smokey Okie
Posted on 9/5/24 at 5:31 am to Smokey Okie
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When a head coach trashes an individual player, in public, it's a good sign that he dislikes that player and his ability to help them win games or on a personal level for some reason.
Maybe, but Kelly has always been hard on his QBs. In the 2013 NC game, he was constantly screaming at his QB after every series. I actually felt sorry for Golson who was being overcoached. He has taken that approach with a lot of the guys running his offense.
My take on Kelly is that he can be hard to take. He micromanages his team and is highly critical of guys that are out there doing what he coaches them to do. From his presser, you can see he is obviously really frustrated with the results in year 3, and it's showing. He knows that the Cajuns will put up with a moron coach, they just won't put up with losing.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 7:22 am to Summer of Jimbo
Posted on 9/5/24 at 7:27 am to Smokey Okie
Rent free… Again…
Posted on 9/5/24 at 7:40 am to Murph4HOF
Kid needs to get a life.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 7:53 am to S
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Kid needs to get a life.
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