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re: July 4th BBQ Powerrankings
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:21 pm to TigerLunatik
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:21 pm to TigerLunatik
That looks bland as frick
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:22 pm to scionofadrunk
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6. Mississippi. No reason to put MS here, but MS is always last
Idiot gonna idiot
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:23 pm to Reservoir dawg
You'd know, because Mississippi is last in everything, including education
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:24 pm to scionofadrunk
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You'd know, because Mississippi is last in everything, including education
Nope
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:24 pm to Reservoir dawg
Alright whatever, 48th out of 50 is close enough
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:27 pm to scionofadrunk
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Alright whatever, 48th out of 50 is close enough
And a lot higher than that in BBQ.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:29 pm to Reservoir dawg
you see, I admitted that subtly in my post. I've never had MS BBQ, but the running joke is Mississippi always ranks last in everything, so I put Miss..
ah nevermind, joke isn't funny when you have to explain em
ah nevermind, joke isn't funny when you have to explain em
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:33 pm to scionofadrunk
Tier 1:
South Carolina low country whole hog with vinegar/pepper sauce
Texas brisket
Tier 2:
Kansas City
Memphis
Tier 3:
Alabama
Mississippi
North Carolina
Georgia
Tier 4:
Louisiana
Florida
Kentucky
South Carolina low country whole hog with vinegar/pepper sauce
Texas brisket
Tier 2:
Kansas City
Memphis
Tier 3:
Alabama
Mississippi
North Carolina
Georgia
Tier 4:
Louisiana
Florida
Kentucky
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:35 pm to scionofadrunk
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I've never had MS BBQ,
+5 for being honest.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:44 pm to MillerLiteTime
Kentucky barbecue needs to be stopped. Those people like their food so bland that salt is considered spicy up in the Bluegrass State.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:45 pm to Reservoir dawg
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+5 for being honest.
Well, I'm waiting.
Log onto your alters and deliver them upvotes, son.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:45 pm to scionofadrunk
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BowlJackson
=
PlateJohnson
You might be onto something here. Way too obvious.
You should submit that one to the admins and see what's up.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:46 pm to BowlJackson
Honestly I'm embarrassed it took me that long to figure that joke out.
Both accounts have the same liberal views and posting style. Your PlateJohnson brand is a little more melty, though.
Both accounts have the same liberal views and posting style. Your PlateJohnson brand is a little more melty, though.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:50 pm to fareplay
My 20 lbs of spare ribs, 8 lbs of wings, and 8 lb pork butt tonight say frick you OP
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:51 pm to UKWildcats
I'll bet there ain't a dash of spice to be found within fifty miles of that Kentucky cookout
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:52 pm to TigerLunatik
who the frick bbqs a steak?
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:56 pm to bigman334
A steak slathered in sauce is a poorly cooked steak.
A good steak needs nothing with it or on it.
A good steak needs nothing with it or on it.
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:58 pm to scionofadrunk
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Honestly I'm embarrassed it took me that long to figure that joke out.
Hell, I only just noticed about an hour before you did.
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:03 am to BowlJackson
I'll wait for a SpoonWilliamson or a ForkWilson alter soon
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:08 am to scionofadrunk
No, those are terrible. Clearly it's gotta be a J last name
SporkJohannson or something
How bout a Tennessee fan called FunnelJordan ?
Get it? bc Tennessee fans use funnels when y'all buttchug
SporkJohannson or something
How bout a Tennessee fan called FunnelJordan ?
Get it? bc Tennessee fans use funnels when y'all buttchug
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