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re: July 4th BBQ Powerrankings

Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:21 pm to
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:21 pm to
That looks bland as frick
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14096 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:22 pm to
quote:

6. Mississippi. No reason to put MS here, but MS is always last



Idiot gonna idiot
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:23 pm to
You'd know, because Mississippi is last in everything, including education
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14096 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:24 pm to
quote:

You'd know, because Mississippi is last in everything, including education


Nope
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:24 pm to
Alright whatever, 48th out of 50 is close enough
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14096 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

Alright whatever, 48th out of 50 is close enough


And a lot higher than that in BBQ.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:29 pm to
you see, I admitted that subtly in my post. I've never had MS BBQ, but the running joke is Mississippi always ranks last in everything, so I put Miss..

ah nevermind, joke isn't funny when you have to explain em
Posted by MillerLiteTime
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2018
2493 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:33 pm to
Tier 1:
South Carolina low country whole hog with vinegar/pepper sauce
Texas brisket

Tier 2:
Kansas City
Memphis

Tier 3:
Alabama
Mississippi
North Carolina
Georgia

Tier 4:
Louisiana
Florida
Kentucky
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14096 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:35 pm to
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I've never had MS BBQ,


+5 for being honest.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:44 pm to
Kentucky barbecue needs to be stopped. Those people like their food so bland that salt is considered spicy up in the Bluegrass State.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

+5 for being honest.

Well, I'm waiting.

Log onto your alters and deliver them upvotes, son.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

BowlJackson

=

PlateJohnson





You might be onto something here. Way too obvious.

You should submit that one to the admins and see what's up.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:46 pm to
Honestly I'm embarrassed it took me that long to figure that joke out.

Both accounts have the same liberal views and posting style. Your PlateJohnson brand is a little more melty, though.
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17042 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:50 pm to
My 20 lbs of spare ribs, 8 lbs of wings, and 8 lb pork butt tonight say frick you OP
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:51 pm to
I'll bet there ain't a dash of spice to be found within fifty miles of that Kentucky cookout
Posted by bigman334
Member since Jul 2013
2417 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:52 pm to
who the frick bbqs a steak?
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:56 pm to
A steak slathered in sauce is a poorly cooked steak.

A good steak needs nothing with it or on it.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/4/20 at 11:58 pm to
quote:

Honestly I'm embarrassed it took me that long to figure that joke out.


Hell, I only just noticed about an hour before you did.
Posted by scionofadrunk
Williamson County, TN
Member since Mar 2020
1961 posts
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:03 am to
I'll wait for a SpoonWilliamson or a ForkWilson alter soon
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/5/20 at 12:08 am to
No, those are terrible. Clearly it's gotta be a J last name

SporkJohannson or something

How bout a Tennessee fan called FunnelJordan ?

Get it? bc Tennessee fans use funnels when y'all buttchug
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