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Johnny Football - Greatest of All Time

Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:55 pm
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32644 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 10:55 pm
0-2 vs LSU so suck it.

But let’s not act like this guy didn’t didn’t finish with the GOAT poontang list. AJ McChestat wins best ever 1 but Johnny undisputed champioN of the world in total.


NSFW women below















Sarah Savage





Kyndal Kyaire








quote:

Chantel Jeffries











Colleen Crowley









Bre Tiesi











AJ For the Win though








If you had to compare getting women to football programs.

Johnny Manziel - Alabama. Dynasty with the most ever by a mile.

AJ McCarron - LSU. Solidly overall top 10 ever with by far the best single one. Not close.

Michael Sam - Texas A&M. Maybe it happened at some point in the past but no one can remember.

If you are 86 years old then you would have been 5 years old the only year A&M has ever won a national title. These are facts.
This post was edited on 11/27/20 at 11:15 pm
Posted by pigskinGod
Member since Sep 2020
1573 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:00 pm to
Trying too hard to be a poonhound to overcompensate for being an aggy ruined that man's life. Hope he's found peace playing golf and shotgunning white claws all day
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:00 pm to
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Michael Sam - Texas A&M. Maybe it happened at some point in the past but no one can remember. Cough*81 Years*Cough

quality thread but this solidified it. have my upvote
Posted by PrimetimeDaBoss
Swag City, USA
Member since Oct 2008
7144 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:01 pm to
Upvote
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32644 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:13 pm to
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Trying too hard to be a poonhound to overcompensate for being an aggy ruined that man's life.


Johnny probably didn’t go crazy trying to get poon. He was drowning in it. Simple economics.

A&N Fine arse women


I bet the thicc one is fun


+

Overwhelming amount of pole smokers from A&blM







And you just have this fricking overrun of untapped fine arse women walking around.

It’s like fishing in a stocked pond.

Extremely progressive student body.

“To me, if you’re not a racist- your a racist” -Kellen Mond

Also their student body president is Native American I believe from the I-Likea-Dadik tribe.

Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:55 pm to
I’m sorry but no woman is getting with that man for his looks.

He paid for everyone of those hoes with cold hard cash.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
6789 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:57 pm to
Don’t we all?
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 11/27/20 at 11:58 pm to
There’s a difference between an up front payment and long term investment capital.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44025 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 12:07 am to
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I’m sorry but no woman is getting with that man for his looks.

You should ask that question of a woman and not make the assumption as a man.
FTR, I’m female.
On a regular basis, I see men here drool over women who I view as average, while they criticize women I think are gorgeous.
Men and women have different tastes, that’s all I’m saying.

Moreover, men are significantly more visual than women.
We (women) place far less emphasis on a guy’s appearance than on his personality; men are far more interested in a woman’s appearance.
This post was edited on 11/28/20 at 12:18 am
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44025 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 1:06 am to
Ha! Kinda timely.
He just posted these an hour ago on IG ... but no lass w him (that’s his sister, sitting on her husband’s knee).





Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4314 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 5:29 am to
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We (women) place far less emphasis on a guy’s appearance than on his personality; men are far more interested in a woman’s appearance.

Women also place a lot more emphasis on a guy’s resources.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
19837 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 6:36 am to
quote:

I’m sorry but no woman is getting with that man for his looks.


Have you seen the women some of these celebs/artists pull?
I'm sure women sleep with him just so they can say they banged Johnny Football or for the car he drives ect.
This post was edited on 11/28/20 at 6:56 am
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
5812 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 6:47 am to


This post was edited on 11/28/20 at 7:45 am
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30322 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 6:48 am to
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Johnny Manziel - Alabama. Dynasty with the most ever by a mile. AJ McCarron - LSU. Solidly overall top 10 ever with by far the best single one. Not close. Michael Sam - Texas A&M. Maybe it happened at some point in the past but no one can remember.



Nice work,man.
Top 5 thread.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17277 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 6:53 am to
Wonder what the gross worth of those golf buddies is?
Posted by CrimsonBoz
Member since Sep 2014
16995 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 7:18 am to
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Wonder what the gross worth of those golf buddies is?


Well it could go either way. A few mil or Johnny is footing the bill lol
Posted by OccamsStubble
Member since Aug 2019
5011 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 7:41 am to
Literally the single worst post Heisman career. An embarrassment.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 7:57 am to
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Women also place a lot more emphasis on a guy’s resources.




Men liking looks and women liking money all makes sense

big boobs and full hips = fertile and ease of birthing and feeding

money - women are vulnerable to being left holding a very debilitating bag if they breed with a shithead
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19303 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 8:07 am to
So which one / s did he beat up? He's pure trash, so connecting the dots....trash collects trash.
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32644 posts
Posted on 11/28/20 at 8:34 am to
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So which one / s did he beat up? He's pure trash, so connecting the dots....trash collects trash.
That would be coleen.

Yeah he’s a piece of shite but his skins on the wall are fricking outstanding
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