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Johhny Manziel has dog stopped and dragged his nuts over the SEC Record Books.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:33 am
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:33 am
As a fresh. Without a JUCO year like Cam - broke every record for yardage in the SEC History. As a freshman. MF'ers
Archie pussy Manning couldn't handle it and turned him in for being late - in Thibedeaux where they get all the counselors underage drunk and party. Then Archie - who had his 1 yea 1 record in the SEC demolished by Johnny what 10 times now - had to be a puss and not cover for him like they do for Eli.
What irony seeing him in the suites in Oxfurred watching Johnny do it to him again. Once tossing a 30 yd pass to convert out of his own endzone then rallying to come from what 16 down in 6 minutes. Then the next one was so sweet with Johnny reversing field and diving in the corner at old miss again last second.
Trivia: What is the only stadium Johnny Manziel led 4th Q last minute drives to win in twice? Not Kyle Field. OLE MISS. Suck that Archie,
He broke the record again as a soph using his arm when this Brain fricking trust Rant thought he would "flame out". Sophmore slump, party too hard. Bad Seed. Oh - but we have some semen in a rape case and its no biggie. Over sleeping at a volunteer camp is a bigger deal. Oh and bigger than your own coach calling his "Heisman lol" player out for being selfish.
With even a smell of a D - Johnny beats Bama and Auburn. You are lucky son of bitches.
LSU has A&M's number - they also have Bama's number half the time. So now Mizzou can stop Johnny? He has the best Offense in the Nation in the SEC. Dude dropped 700 on Bama solo.
Mizzou would have lost 3 in the west.
Johnny will do what he did to everyone but LSU, F U UP.
(Unless he is hurt which is a possibility - but we still win.)
Yea that just happened.
Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.
Get your shite straight Rant. This fricking place is unreal. Dude dragged his nuts over this place. Said - Cam - Tebow - Archie - nice try bitches.
Archie pussy Manning couldn't handle it and turned him in for being late - in Thibedeaux where they get all the counselors underage drunk and party. Then Archie - who had his 1 yea 1 record in the SEC demolished by Johnny what 10 times now - had to be a puss and not cover for him like they do for Eli.
What irony seeing him in the suites in Oxfurred watching Johnny do it to him again. Once tossing a 30 yd pass to convert out of his own endzone then rallying to come from what 16 down in 6 minutes. Then the next one was so sweet with Johnny reversing field and diving in the corner at old miss again last second.
Trivia: What is the only stadium Johnny Manziel led 4th Q last minute drives to win in twice? Not Kyle Field. OLE MISS. Suck that Archie,
He broke the record again as a soph using his arm when this Brain fricking trust Rant thought he would "flame out". Sophmore slump, party too hard. Bad Seed. Oh - but we have some semen in a rape case and its no biggie. Over sleeping at a volunteer camp is a bigger deal. Oh and bigger than your own coach calling his "Heisman lol" player out for being selfish.
With even a smell of a D - Johnny beats Bama and Auburn. You are lucky son of bitches.
LSU has A&M's number - they also have Bama's number half the time. So now Mizzou can stop Johnny? He has the best Offense in the Nation in the SEC. Dude dropped 700 on Bama solo.
Mizzou would have lost 3 in the west.
Johnny will do what he did to everyone but LSU, F U UP.
(Unless he is hurt which is a possibility - but we still win.)
Yea that just happened.
Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.
Get your shite straight Rant. This fricking place is unreal. Dude dragged his nuts over this place. Said - Cam - Tebow - Archie - nice try bitches.
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Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:34 am to Neuromancer
How many titles did he win with those records?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:35 am to Neuromancer
good one whiskeybent
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:39 am to Neuromancer
8-4
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:42 am to JuiceTerry
Nuts all over Bama record books. Nut stains all over the rant for EVER.
Like Glacier marks permanently across this board.
Step up if you didn't gargle and say - yes sir .
1 team LSU.
The rest rinse and spit. Because if Dude had Terry the office linebacker on D. 2 crystals.
Can you dig it? I knew that you could.
Like Glacier marks permanently across this board.
Step up if you didn't gargle and say - yes sir .
1 team LSU.
The rest rinse and spit. Because if Dude had Terry the office linebacker on D. 2 crystals.
Can you dig it? I knew that you could.
This post was edited on 11/29/13 at 2:05 am
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:44 am to Neuromancer
And in 5 years no one will give a shite about him, just like Tebow.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:46 am to Neuromancer
Ask Johnny how Chavis' nuts taste. I bet he liked it
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:49 am to Neuromancer
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Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.
I respect JFF, he is a helluva QB. I still like Mizzou for the win, though. Mizzou is not counting on one player to beat aTm.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:51 am to Neuromancer
whiskey your schtick is really old...in the SEC the only thing that matters is the SEC championship and the BCS championship...JFF hasnt sniffed either and never will...he will always be 3rd or 4th best
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:00 am to gnarkill1529
Why does so.many people on here have suck a hard on to dislike Mizzou..
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:04 am to Neuromancer
God damn dude. At least spell his first name right.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:06 am to wstorie44
And yeah he might do what he does lol but do u really think A&M d can keep down Mizzou if u do your dreamn lol
This post was edited on 11/29/13 at 2:28 am
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:08 am to Neuromancer
Drink much?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:08 am to Neuromancer
Can we compare Johnny's sugar bowl stats with Archie's?
Also how does it feel to have the greatest QB of all time and still lose to bama and lsu?
Also how does it feel to have the greatest QB of all time and still lose to bama and lsu?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:14 am to harmonics
I agree - National Championships are the best.
But owning 100 year old offensive records in your first 2 years in a conference you were told would shut you down... It kicks arse, and you know it.
Archie has lived his whole life on his sec record. Destroyed . Johnny nuts.
Peyton has a pretty good rep from Tenn. fans I think. Right? No Natty. No Heisman. Johnny Nuts.
Eli played well at ole Miss - I think Ole miss fans are proud of his legacy. No Heisman - No Natty - Johnny Nuts.
Talk all you want but Bama and LSU are the only teams that can say shite. LSU more than Bama. Dude popped about 1400 vs. Saban in 2 years.
Its ok to admit it. He is THE LEADER OF THE SEC RECORD BOOK ALL TIME. That is just a fact.
and you guys think Mizzou will stop him? sheeeeet.
(unless he is hurt)
But owning 100 year old offensive records in your first 2 years in a conference you were told would shut you down... It kicks arse, and you know it.
Archie has lived his whole life on his sec record. Destroyed . Johnny nuts.
Peyton has a pretty good rep from Tenn. fans I think. Right? No Natty. No Heisman. Johnny Nuts.
Eli played well at ole Miss - I think Ole miss fans are proud of his legacy. No Heisman - No Natty - Johnny Nuts.
Talk all you want but Bama and LSU are the only teams that can say shite. LSU more than Bama. Dude popped about 1400 vs. Saban in 2 years.
Its ok to admit it. He is THE LEADER OF THE SEC RECORD BOOK ALL TIME. That is just a fact.
and you guys think Mizzou will stop him? sheeeeet.
(unless he is hurt)
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:24 am to Neuromancer
I can agree that he is talented. Damn good at making something from nothing. Very elusive when running the ball and can throw when needed.
I think he will be a bust when trying to transition to the NFL.
I think he will be a bust when trying to transition to the NFL.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:34 am to Tigerswillprevail
I do not ever think we stop him but heres you one since u didnt answer it do u think there defense stops us
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:43 am to Tigerswillprevail
Hey people thought he would be a bust this year. It's because you follow the media who is less informed and even gets its info from these boards.
It went from cant compete, to beating most SEC teams brains in, Heisman , All Time SEC record , leading passer and rusher mother frickers. - read that again. Then it was sophomore slump - be lucky to get picked up late round to first round and breaking SEC passing record.
Now it's how well he does in the league. This board has nut stains on your face you change your opinion every new week.
I'm staying with my view first couple times I every saw him. This kid will be the best player on the field always. I've never thought that about any player. He is obviously the best player on the field every snap. No doubt. By anyone
This will not change. Just get ready to gargle more on Sundays.
It went from cant compete, to beating most SEC teams brains in, Heisman , All Time SEC record , leading passer and rusher mother frickers. - read that again. Then it was sophomore slump - be lucky to get picked up late round to first round and breaking SEC passing record.
Now it's how well he does in the league. This board has nut stains on your face you change your opinion every new week.
I'm staying with my view first couple times I every saw him. This kid will be the best player on the field always. I've never thought that about any player. He is obviously the best player on the field every snap. No doubt. By anyone
This will not change. Just get ready to gargle more on Sundays.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:48 am to Neuromancer
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He is THE LEADER OF THE SEC RECORD BOOK ALL TIME
He can take that and a dollar and buy a nice jar at Hobby Lobby.
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