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Joe Tessatore is exhausting!

Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:32 pm
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
7095 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:32 pm
I’m trying to watch highlights of the Mizzou game and this clown is so tiresome. What he doesn’t understand is that if every play is life or death, no play is life or death. You can’t just be screaming about converting a 3rd and 1 at midfield in the second quarter.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
41185 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
4621 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:34 pm to
I like his enthusiasm
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
21508 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:34 pm to
He’s great if you’re winning
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102813 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:36 pm to
Can't stand him.

Ruins exciting plays with his calls
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
41185 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:38 pm to
It would be funny if he was a narrator with some guy doing normal day to day things.

He's heading for the fridge! HE'S GRABBING THE HANDLE!

Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
7095 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:38 pm to
Not my first time. I’ve complained about him and Chatty Cathy (Chris Collingsworth) for years.
Posted by profwilson
Member since Jul 2004
957 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:44 pm to
And yet he sounds completely blase and monotone compared to Gus Johnson--who is REALLY over the top!
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
6075 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:47 pm to
Collinsworth is great! He doesn’t get extra or dramatic over any play. He is the kind of guy you can chill and drink a beer with while discussing football. He is also a good storyteller. He and Tirico are a great duo.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
67913 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:48 pm to
I tuned to skycast during lsu aggie game. Can't take him yelling over the crowd and bands
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
31650 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:48 pm to
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You can’t just be screaming

Maybe the only male commentator that I refuse to listen to.

Every time he's on the broadcast I switch to the Spidercam (alt) feed.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
67913 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:49 pm to
It just wears you out


This is one topic I think most of us are in agreement on
This post was edited on 10/5/26 at 5:50 pm
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
4940 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:50 pm to
Yeah, maybe, but he's no Gus Johnson!
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
42225 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:50 pm to
Everybody hates everybody.

Try to time the tv to your radio network’s feed and just be happy man.
Posted by justjoe906
Member since Oct 2013
2577 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:51 pm to
He's one of the reasons the remote comes with a mute button.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102813 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Everybody hates everybody.


quote:

Try to time the tv to your radio network’s feed and just be happy man.


I hate Todd Ellis
Posted by paperwasp
2x HRV 2025 Poster of the Year
Member since Sep 2014
31650 posts
Posted on 10/5/26 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

It just wears you out



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