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re: Joe Burrow reading a book, chilling out

Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:31 pm to
Posted by lovinLSU
lafayette
Member since Nov 2007
13878 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:31 pm to
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Eternal Elephant
...Dam dude, you are fricking weak....
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:32 pm to
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These cringey tales are why you're the worst poster here. Take your schtick back to BOL where they think it's funny.


Yeah, it's completely normal for a "football player" to lie in bed reading a child's book while allowing a photo to be taken of him.

It's not weird at all or even out of the ordinary for a glamour shot of a football player to be taken in bed, wearing his pajamas?

Nothing to see here or make lighthearted remarks or farks about.
Everyone just starts melting like a cheap, Wal-Mart candle because of it.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:34 pm to
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Not true, I gave him an upvote.


Thanks man. You are a rebel and have risked your posting privileges for that upvote. It takes brave men to fight a good fight.
Posted by lovinLSU
lafayette
Member since Nov 2007
13878 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:36 pm to
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Eternal Elephant
...ok, now you are weak and stupid... ...that’s from a commercial that was shot for Nerf house...
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52439 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

Yeah, it's completely normal for a "football player" to lie in bed reading a child's book while allowing a photo to be taken of him. 

It's not weird at all or even out of the ordinary for a glamour shot of a football player to be taken in bed, wearing his pajamas? 


I know Alabama sometimes finds out about things last but you'll figure it out eventually.

quote:

Nothing to see here or make lighthearted remarks or farks about. 
Everyone just starts melting like a cheap, Wal-Mart candle because of it.


Posting this while you melt about Joe.

Seems ironic.



Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:40 pm to
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The ones that ride Willy are in this thread shitting on CAD.

Altie has been on forums for as long as I can remember.


You are great, Foothand. I think everyone really liked the fark and just couldn't say so in print for fear of reprisal.

You don't let that type of stuff bother you though.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:41 pm to

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Posting this while you melt about Joe.

Seems ironic.


Not melting, but laughing each time someone responds because I know they like the image, despite their denials.
This post was edited on 3/6/20 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:45 pm to
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...ok, now you are weak and stupid... ...that’s from a commercial that was shot for Nerf house...


Oh really? I don't keep up with anything LSU related really. I thought it was just an image that his mom or dad took of him before they tucked him into bed.

Still seems odd though.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52439 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:46 pm to
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Oh really? I don't keep up with anything LSU related really. I thought it was just an image that his mom or dad took of him before they tucked him into bed. 

Still seems odd though.


This, this is how you know tDecline is real.

This is what the red trolls are relegated to.
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15229 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 9:47 pm to
It's worth the risk to fight the good fight and help this board progress in a positive direction.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:04 pm to
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It's worth the risk to fight the good fight and help this board progress in a positive direction.


What I've learned from this thread:

1. You and AHM have balls the size of Volkswagens and took bold steps in the face of withering hatred.

2. Not a single poster in this tread can do the Fark any better than I did, yet they all flapped their fat lips about how they could.

3. It wasn't the quality of the fark that they melted to the ground over but, the topic of the fark.

4. They actually believe that Joe Burrow is off-limits and can't be criticized and they defend him with a religious fervor.

5. LSU posters find big hunks of chain and start self-flagellating until they can't walk if Burrow is mentioned in a way of which they don't approve.

Result = 3 pages of melts in five minutes to inform me that I am melting. RanTards of The World United!
This post was edited on 3/6/20 at 10:06 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:05 pm to
Ellie why is Joe pregnant? Also, who is the father?
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
17937 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:05 pm to
A baby book for his baby sized hands.
Posted by Sponge
Member since Nov 2018
3750 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

What I've learned from this thread:

1. You and AHM have balls the size of Volkswagens and took bold steps in the face of withering hatred.

2. Not a single poster in this tread can do the Fark any better than I did, yet they all flapped their fat lips about how they could.

3. It wasn't the quality of the fark that they melted to the ground over but, the topic of the fark.

4. They actually believe that Joe Burrow is off-limits and can't be criticized and they defend him with a religious fervor.

5. LSU posters find big hunks of chain and start self-flagellating until they can't walk if Burrow is mentioned in a way of which they don't approve.

Result = 3 pages of melts in five minutes to inform me that I am melting. RanTards of The World United!

Holy insecurity
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:14 pm to
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Ellie why is Joe pregnant? Also, who is the father?


You are taking it just a little too seriously, LSU fan, and melting just a little too hard over good, old-fashioned, SEC Rant shenanigans.

Relax, take it easy, don't stress out so much. It's just a message board about football.
Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:20 pm to
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A baby book for his baby sized hands.


Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:22 pm to
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You are taking it just a little too seriously, LSU fan, and melting just a little too hard over good, old-fashioned, SEC Rant shenanigans.


Ellie I just wanted to know who the daddy was
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49119 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:22 pm to
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SummerOfGeorge

quote:

LSU fan

Posted by Eternal Elephant
Vestavia Hills
Member since Feb 2020
309 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:23 pm to
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Ellie I just wanted to know who the daddy was


Literal interpretations of jokes seem strange, LSU fan. You are getting kind of gross.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 3/6/20 at 10:24 pm to
Always knew George was good ppl
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