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Joe Alleva - AD at LSU
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:10 pm
I won't post this on the Tr because of my Alabama alum status. But I follow LSU closely so this is germane to the SEC.
If you feel like today is a good time to throw up and laugh at the same time, read this bio of Joe Alleva on the lsu sports net. It is so poorly written with so many run-on sentences that it wouldn’t pass muster in a freshman English class.
But what it truly alarming is the megalomaniacal phrasing and self-praise using terms that would embarrass most people. I believe this explains a lot about the current situation at LSU. The man has a personality disorder and is convinced he is the second coming… and that his experience as QB of Lehigh U. in 1975, means he knows as much or more about analyzing a football team, watching film etc., as any HC.
This is truly awful. Note the "Champions in life..." phrase. Good god... who the frick wrote this??!!!!!
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”Joe Alleva continues to bring unprecedented national recognition to LSU as Vice Chancellor and Director of Athletics, overseeing historic growth of one of the most recognized brands in all sports. Under his leadership, LSU has one of the country’s premier programs with tremendous (sic) academics and athletics success…
“Alleva’s strategic plan involves an unwavering investment in the future of LSU atletcs that will benefit the university for generations and create an enduring, impactful environment for student-athletes that contains the best in facilities, academic success and coaching staffs. [generations? seriously}.
“Alleva has expertly managed the department’s finances and operations…
“…an appointment that affirmed his reputation as one of the most respected athletic administrators in the country…
”Upon his arrival at LSU, Alleva made an immediate impact with a strategic master plan for the LSU athletics program … to confirm the advancement and future of LSU athletics as an exemplary enterprise. The central mission is to create an environment for student-athletes to reach their ultimate potential, prepare them to be champions in life…
“Alleva’s vision keeps LSU among the nations (sic)leaders….
“Under Alleva’s direction, LSU… opened the expansion of the South End Zone..
“An innovator with bold ideas that benefit Greater Baton Rouge….
“He became director of athletics at Duke in 1998 and his impressive tenure there…. Among his outstanding list of accomplishments includes the greatest 10-year…
“Alleva … bachelors degree in finance from Lehigh in 1975, was the quarterback of the football team…. and served as a graduate assistant football coach…’
If you feel like today is a good time to throw up and laugh at the same time, read this bio of Joe Alleva on the lsu sports net. It is so poorly written with so many run-on sentences that it wouldn’t pass muster in a freshman English class.
But what it truly alarming is the megalomaniacal phrasing and self-praise using terms that would embarrass most people. I believe this explains a lot about the current situation at LSU. The man has a personality disorder and is convinced he is the second coming… and that his experience as QB of Lehigh U. in 1975, means he knows as much or more about analyzing a football team, watching film etc., as any HC.
This is truly awful. Note the "Champions in life..." phrase. Good god... who the frick wrote this??!!!!!
LINK
”Joe Alleva continues to bring unprecedented national recognition to LSU as Vice Chancellor and Director of Athletics, overseeing historic growth of one of the most recognized brands in all sports. Under his leadership, LSU has one of the country’s premier programs with tremendous (sic) academics and athletics success…
“Alleva’s strategic plan involves an unwavering investment in the future of LSU atletcs that will benefit the university for generations and create an enduring, impactful environment for student-athletes that contains the best in facilities, academic success and coaching staffs. [generations? seriously}.
“Alleva has expertly managed the department’s finances and operations…
“…an appointment that affirmed his reputation as one of the most respected athletic administrators in the country…
”Upon his arrival at LSU, Alleva made an immediate impact with a strategic master plan for the LSU athletics program … to confirm the advancement and future of LSU athletics as an exemplary enterprise. The central mission is to create an environment for student-athletes to reach their ultimate potential, prepare them to be champions in life…
“Alleva’s vision keeps LSU among the nations (sic)leaders….
“Under Alleva’s direction, LSU… opened the expansion of the South End Zone..
“An innovator with bold ideas that benefit Greater Baton Rouge….
“He became director of athletics at Duke in 1998 and his impressive tenure there…. Among his outstanding list of accomplishments includes the greatest 10-year…
“Alleva … bachelors degree in finance from Lehigh in 1975, was the quarterback of the football team…. and served as a graduate assistant football coach…’
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 1:20 pm
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:11 pm to Jacknola
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Jacknola
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But I follow LSU closely
Trust us, we know
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:13 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Trust us, we know
If I had a nickel for every Nola person who was too dignified to go to lsu, so they chose to go to another sec school , I would have alot of nickels
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:13 pm to Jacknola
I don't even know the name of the Bama AD let alone have the urge to go look up his bio online
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:16 pm to DBU
"I don't know the name of Alabama AD..." Neither do I.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:18 pm to Jacknola
I don't know what I expected when I clicked on this thread, but it certainly wasn't a literary critique of Alleva's online bio.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:36 pm to Jacknola
No no no, no no no, follow the trail
Okeefe president of LSU at the time of hiring Alleva, was a former rocket scientist LOL. Who hired alleva, former DUKE AD that screwed over the athletics dept during a false rape allegation.
Okeefe, along with Joe Dean made the bright decision to hire MILES from OKS with a 28-24 record (Pathetic ).
Okeefe leaves and we get King frickING Alexander.
Now LSU is double fricked with K. Alexander and Joe Alleva at the steering wheel. Total combination of frickstick & fricktard.
LSU is fricked for quite a while.
Okeefe president of LSU at the time of hiring Alleva, was a former rocket scientist LOL. Who hired alleva, former DUKE AD that screwed over the athletics dept during a false rape allegation.
Okeefe, along with Joe Dean made the bright decision to hire MILES from OKS with a 28-24 record (Pathetic ).
Okeefe leaves and we get King frickING Alexander.
Now LSU is double fricked with K. Alexander and Joe Alleva at the steering wheel. Total combination of frickstick & fricktard.
LSU is fricked for quite a while.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:38 pm to nvasil1
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literary critique
If that is all y'all get out of reading that bio then I apologize for bothering people with that link .... have a nice athletic program for generations...
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:38 pm to Jacknola
quote:Ask CajunBama, you see him/her when you look in the mirror
"I don't know the name of Alabama AD..." Neither do I.
This post was edited on 10/12/17 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 10/12/17 at 1:44 pm to DBU
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don't even know the name of the Bama AD
Nick Saban
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:41 pm to Jacknola
you know those employees that think they are superstars but get hammered in their performance appraisal ? I'd like to do Joe's performance appraisal...I'd even pay to do it. I bet I could sell raffle tickets for the right to do it and pay LSU as much as they are losing behind this buttheads decision making.
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:44 pm to Jacknola
You should be ashamed then that such a failure makes more in a year than you do in 10.....amirite?
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:49 pm to Jacknola
Daddy LSU always on your mind
Posted on 10/12/17 at 2:50 pm to Jacknola
Holy shite. LSU has completely consumed tGump.
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