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re: Jeff Gordon to drive A&M Engineering car at Texas Motor Speedway

Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:29 pm to
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87079 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:29 pm to
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Its going to be funny as crap, if he gets taken out in the first 10 laps, and aTm discovers they pissed their money away.


Sounds like a new tradition.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149910 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

it's like they did this shite just so tRant could have jokes
more like we are doing it to make you and gumps jelly
Posted by flyAU
Member since Dec 2010
24900 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:30 pm to
Is this the official debut of the first gay nascar driver?
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63314 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:32 pm to
Look at them all making joke references to NASCAR like we know what the frick they're talking about
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:33 pm to
quote:

How jelly are all you Bama fans right now?


You're being represented by a driver who's over the hill. The quantity of my jelly is quite low.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128190 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:33 pm to
Maybe he'll crash and burn like their program.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149910 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:34 pm to
fricking right?
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:34 pm to
the frick you say bitch

frickin shittin on a&m's traditions mother fricker you just stepped in the wrong cow pie I tell you what
Posted by yumahog
Independence, Missouri
Member since Jun 2012
803 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:34 pm to
Soooo, to early for "and Gordon and the aTm car is bringing up the rear" jokes?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128190 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:35 pm to
"And Gordon is coming from behind"
Posted by GoodOleArchieWho
Oxford, MS
Member since Mar 2013
264 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:38 pm to
If you've never heard why Jeff Gordon is terrible, Jeff Foxworthy sums it up best

LINK
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:39 pm to
NASCAR is for figs
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128190 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:40 pm to
You're an idiot
Posted by DByrd2
Fredericksburg, VA
Member since Jun 2008
10040 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:43 pm to
God Damn it, Jeff! Why do all of my favorite teams and people do stupid shite? First the Astros, then the Texans dropping off this year, and now Gordon driving that hideous heap of shite advertising an embarrassing cult society? I can't win for losing...

Car does look nice, minus the arse to mouth logo.
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:46 pm to
fricking hell

My favorite driver is going to be in an aggie car
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87079 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

frickin shittin on a&m's traditions mother fricker you just stepped in the wrong cow pie I tell you what


Someone will be along shortly to describe the arse beating those LSU fans will get for desecrating the forthcoming NASCAR tradition.
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20171 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:19 pm to
Somebody should check on Tbird and make sure he is not in a fapped induced coma over this.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24080 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:19 pm to
I'll start caring about NASCAR when someone comes out of the closet.



















































Hopefully Danica.
This post was edited on 2/24/14 at 9:20 pm
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
45272 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:25 pm to
Admittedly I couldn't care less, nor do I know a thing about Nascar; but the car is sweet.

Posted by Fireman17
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2010
12335 posts
Posted on 2/24/14 at 9:28 pm to
The Jar of Juzz will be in the car with along with the 12th man..
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