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Is this story of coaches Eaux and Kiffin true?
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:11 pm
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When I hit the hole in one, Coach Oregeron ran over and gave me a goomba then put me in a headlock. The worst part of it was that he had his shirt off and was sweating. But Oregeron is alright…he’s just a little intense and would scream at anyone who was playing slower in front of us.
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Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:14 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Fake news
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:15 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Check the last line.
You really think Kiffin would take recruits on a ride through Cades Cove?
You really think Kiffin would take recruits on a ride through Cades Cove?
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:19 pm to Eli Goldfinger
No, but damn, if that doesn't sound like Lane and O kind of shite. 
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:21 pm to Evolved Simian
I knew it was fake when Kiffin took them to Cherokee but didn't go to Harrah's.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 1:58 pm to Eli Goldfinger
So fake. But still funny.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:02 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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On the bus back to Knoxville, Coach Lane Kiffin was in the back with some of us guys and he threw a pecan log roll he’d bought at Stuckey’s out the window at a car as we drove past. Coach Monte Kiffin saw him do it, and made Lane sit up in the front seat behind the driver for the rest of the trip. He was pretty upset about being punished by his dad in front of us recruits, but he shouldn’t have thrown his pecan log roll at that car. I knew he had gotten mad at his dad when he was wiping tears from the corner of his eye. He thought no one was looking, but I was, so I just rested my hand on his shoulder.
I'm in tears
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:21 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Tana is from my hometown and i know him personally. This story is hilarious but untrue.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:27 pm to KiffinsVisor
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Tana is from my hometown and i know him personally.
Can he write well?
This just doesn't seem like the writing style of an 17-year old football recruit.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 2:57 pm to KiffinsVisor
I 'member when that story first hit message boards. Given the backdrop of Kiffin & Ogre crap going on at Tennessee that was true, many (including Vols fans) thought it was true.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:09 pm to Eli Goldfinger
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I saw Coach O at a grocery store in Baton Rouge yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:18 pm to ChiTownBammer
I'm entertained but can't be for long. Alabama football needs more statistics posted.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:21 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I wish.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 3:44 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That story is fiction because Coach O would have stopped the bus and wrestled the bear.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 4:32 pm to Eli Goldfinger
Holy crap I remember when this hit and some people believed it. It was one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.
Posted on 12/21/16 at 5:31 pm to labamafan
I could see butch Jones doing those things
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