ChiTownBammer
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | South Florida |
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| Number of Posts: | 1569 |
| Registered on: | 8/13/2014 |
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re: KSP trooper facing DUI charge 2 weeks after being named Trooper of the Year
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/11/26 at 3:12 pm to kywildcatfanone
When I used to run a bar I went to a Braves game one time with a retired county deputy. When I got to his house to leave for the game he had a cooler full of beer in the backseat of his truck. We slammed beers the whole way to Atlanta while he did 100 and got us there in record time.
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re: "Primetime" Official Trailer - (A24) starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/6/26 at 3:20 pm to jbgleason
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It may seem insignificant but it takes you out of the movie. It would be similar to him going out to the parking lot and getting into a police marked Ferrari and going on patrol.
Maybe if you have Asperger's.
re: Chipotle next up with with diarrhea
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/6/26 at 3:19 pm to CleverUserName
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but could give a damn less that Mexico is fertilizing their produce with human shite?
This. It's absolutely what's causing all of this: farm workers shitting in the irrigation ditches and it ends up all over the produce. Seems like nobody will even say it out loud.
re: Civilization discovered in the Amazon estimated to have had more people than Rome
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/6/26 at 3:14 pm to hawgfaninc
Most of them live in Florida now.
re: Have you ever gotten frustrated with utility trucks working in your neighborhood?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/30/26 at 5:40 pm to PsychTiger
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He should have just put a banana in their tailpipes.
"It should be more natural brother, it should flow out like this: Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"
re: BRPD: Man wanted for towing vehicles, selling them to scrapyards, using fake papers
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/29/26 at 10:21 am to Breauxsif
Had basically this happen to me. Lived in a decent apartment complex. One morning my truck was missing. Called the police. They accused me of making it up. No record from the complex of requesting a tow or anything. Filed a report. Two weeks later the police call me saying they found it in a tow yard. They want 2500 to get it back even though they had no right to tow it. Police do nothing.
I fricking hate towing companies.
I fricking hate towing companies.
re: Has anyone here never thought about Shaq's pecker?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/29/26 at 12:19 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Lebron has a relatively tiny one if youve ever seen that gif.
re: Tony Romo DWI Video Released
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/29/26 at 12:18 am to Hou_Lawyer
Why do so many people here think he has a right to an attorney while being pulled over for a traffic stop? You don't get that right until you're under arrest. It's the second thing that's mentioned in the Miranda warning.
re: Something tells me this guy knows a thing or two about teaching history
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/28/26 at 8:22 pm to StringedInstruments
When I was in middle school there was a substitute that looked 100 percent like Abraham Lincoln and leaned into the whole thing. Probably 6'7", full beard, the whole thing. His name was Mr. Grant.
re: Disney has met with Macaulay Culkin about a new ‘Home Alone’ movie.
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/28/26 at 3:35 pm to Fun Bunch
Fair enough. I see him everywhere now but that could be a recent thing. Either way I don't want a Home Alone reboot.
re: Disney has met with Macaulay Culkin about a new ‘Home Alone’ movie.
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/28/26 at 12:06 pm to RLDSC FAN
I guarantee Macaulay has been pushing for this for decades. Similar to Mark Hamill, he's been desperate to stay relevant since Home Alone. I can't even imagine how cringe it would be to see him trying to revive this.
re: Is John Candy actually the bad guy in Summer Rental?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/23/26 at 1:34 pm to boxcarbarney
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how creepy the dub of "Mommy can I play in the basement with Yorku" was?
LOL. I've been watching this movie for like 40 years and I've always thought I was the only one to notice it.
re: My son gave our dog pork rib bones. What are the chances this is going to hurt her?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/21/26 at 9:50 pm to IAmNERD
My Boston/Frenchie absolutely wrecks both pork and beef bones, raw or cooked. As long as it isn't chicken, in my experience there have been no problems. But then again he could chew through an engine block. If it goes down smoothly it should come out OK.
re: Florida send 77 yr old woman rather interesting license plate for her car
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/15/26 at 1:03 pm to Darth_Vader
You know damn well that horny old lady requested that plate. Just look at her.
re: Teen murder suspect stomped to death in Hinds County (MS) jail
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/13/26 at 5:02 pm to SidewalkTiger
Literally some POS gang members stomping this dude out in jail while acting as cops. How the frick does this happen? What the hell is going on down there?
re: Historical Moments of Badassery
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/9/26 at 12:56 am to Hoyt
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Theodore Roosevelt being shot, refusing to go to the hospital, and delivering an 80+ minute speech while blood seeped through his shirt.
Some things are a matter of duty.
re: USMNT’s World Cup $12.8M payout will be shared with women’s team
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/8/26 at 8:06 pm to RLDSC FAN
Honestly at this point they should give it all to the woman since they actually win and the men play like pussies.
re: Coming soon to your HOA: DNA dog poop analysis
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/8/26 at 12:55 pm to Lonnie Utah
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Do they witness you do the swab?
Do you honestly think they don't? The whole thing is stupid but when you're paying 3 or 4k a month to live in an apartment people aren't gonna put up with stepping in dog shite.
re: Coming soon to your HOA: DNA dog poop analysis
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/8/26 at 11:12 am to Lonnie Utah
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Compelling folks to submit their pets to a DNA swab is going to be a heavy lift.
I know some places here in South Florida that do it. They make you give a DNA sample from your dog when you move in. Then they have samples to compare when they need it. It's ridiculous but honestly so is the problem of people letting their dogs shite all over the neighborhood.
re: Remember when Apple made everyone download that U2 album?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/6/26 at 4:28 pm to AlonsoWDC
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Uno
Dos
Tres
CATORCE
It was KEYTORSAY
re: Coat and tie in the office?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/5/26 at 4:05 pm to muttenstein
Coat and tie? What is this, Enterprise Rent a Car?
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