ChiTownBammer
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | South Florida |
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| Number of Posts: | 1581 |
| Registered on: | 8/13/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Shocker - two fraternities under investigation for hazing and one is DKE
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 9/25/26 at 8:18 pm to jbgleason
Was there butt stuff? I bet there was butt stuff.
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re: Roast Me
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 9/25/26 at 8:17 pm to Whosonfirst
Burke didn't kill Jonbenet. Show me a 9 year old that knows how to fashion and utilize a garrote.
re: Any French Bulldog breeders in LA?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 9/19/26 at 5:11 pm to DomincDecoco
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Harriet
Hamlet! Not Harriet.
re: Any French Bulldog breeders in LA?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 9/19/26 at 1:13 pm to DomincDecoco
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Strongly advise getting a frenchton…3/4 fb and 1/4 Boston terrier.
Absolutely. Best of both worlds. You get the fun personality of a Frenchie but the absolute laziness and breathing problems are mitigated by adding the Boston. Hamlet is the best dog I ever had. He's 50/50 Boston/Frenchie.
re: RIP Powerslap Romania Has Beat You to the Punch NSFW
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 9/14/26 at 7:56 pm to SingleMalt1973
I wonder if they have like the Russian Brent Musberger calling this.
re: Holdout Clancy Juror Speaks SIAP NSFW Language
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 9/13/26 at 1:55 pm to SingleMalt1973
Wasn't expecting much but was pleasantly surprised. I rate 8/8, mate.
re: I love when a sandwich company wants to get raw
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 9/4/26 at 9:18 pm to Fun Bunch
I'm definitely gonna be slammin' my gabagool.
re: Tennessee unveils commemorative helmet sticker honoring Dolly Parton
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/31/26 at 6:09 pm to Hback
Could have been gayer, I suppose.
re: Fattest guy in world in 1890s, people paid money to see him
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/29/26 at 2:33 pm to saintsfan92612
I remember when I was a kid in the 90s and they used to make such a big deal of the Cowboys OL having a bunch of 300 lbers.
re: Anyone buying their wives a set of Sydney Sweeney’s Lingerie (NSFW)
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/27/26 at 6:46 pm to TIGERHOLD
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Sydney Sweeney is the most overrated thing since Dolly Parton
Don't you guys have like parties and things when you come out of the closet? This seems like a very unceremonious way to break the big news.
re: Cowboy Kent’s way is the only way to clean cast iron
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/27/26 at 6:44 pm to Burt Reynolds
Don't need Cowboy Kent when I had Aunt Ruth and Grandma Helen passing down knowledge.
re: Do dumb people know they are dumb?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/22/26 at 7:57 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Ignorance is bliss.
re: KSP trooper facing DUI charge 2 weeks after being named Trooper of the Year
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/11/26 at 3:12 pm to kywildcatfanone
When I used to run a bar I went to a Braves game one time with a retired county deputy. When I got to his house to leave for the game he had a cooler full of beer in the backseat of his truck. We slammed beers the whole way to Atlanta while he did 100 and got us there in record time.
re: "Primetime" Official Trailer - (A24) starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/6/26 at 3:20 pm to jbgleason
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It may seem insignificant but it takes you out of the movie. It would be similar to him going out to the parking lot and getting into a police marked Ferrari and going on patrol.
Maybe if you have Asperger's.
re: Chipotle next up with with diarrhea
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/6/26 at 3:19 pm to CleverUserName
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but could give a damn less that Mexico is fertilizing their produce with human shite?
This. It's absolutely what's causing all of this: farm workers shitting in the irrigation ditches and it ends up all over the produce. Seems like nobody will even say it out loud.
re: Civilization discovered in the Amazon estimated to have had more people than Rome
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 8/6/26 at 3:14 pm to hawgfaninc
Most of them live in Florida now.
re: Have you ever gotten frustrated with utility trucks working in your neighborhood?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/30/26 at 5:40 pm to PsychTiger
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He should have just put a banana in their tailpipes.
"It should be more natural brother, it should flow out like this: Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"
re: BRPD: Man wanted for towing vehicles, selling them to scrapyards, using fake papers
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/29/26 at 10:21 am to Breauxsif
Had basically this happen to me. Lived in a decent apartment complex. One morning my truck was missing. Called the police. They accused me of making it up. No record from the complex of requesting a tow or anything. Filed a report. Two weeks later the police call me saying they found it in a tow yard. They want 2500 to get it back even though they had no right to tow it. Police do nothing.
I fricking hate towing companies.
I fricking hate towing companies.
re: Has anyone here never thought about Shaq's pecker?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/29/26 at 12:19 am to Violent Hip Swivel
Lebron has a relatively tiny one if youve ever seen that gif.
re: Tony Romo DWI Video Released
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/29/26 at 12:18 am to Hou_Lawyer
Why do so many people here think he has a right to an attorney while being pulled over for a traffic stop? You don't get that right until you're under arrest. It's the second thing that's mentioned in the Miranda warning.
re: Something tells me this guy knows a thing or two about teaching history
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 7/28/26 at 8:22 pm to StringedInstruments
When I was in middle school there was a substitute that looked 100 percent like Abraham Lincoln and leaned into the whole thing. Probably 6'7", full beard, the whole thing. His name was Mr. Grant.
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