ChiTownBammer
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
| Location: | South Florida |
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| Number of Posts: | 1408 |
| Registered on: | 8/13/2014 |
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re: Funniest sketches off All Time
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/11/25 at 7:56 pm to ProjectP2294
The one with the food Nazis that go door to door looking for fat kids comes to mind.
re: Terribly sad story
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/11/25 at 7:51 pm to kftiger1
Drunk at 7am? You gotta work hard to get to that level.
re: Millie Bobby Brown at special ‘Stranger Things’ event
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/10/25 at 10:00 am to Kinderman
Suddenly I want pancakes.
re: High School student in Nashville pepper sprayed her teacher after he took her phone
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/9/25 at 7:48 pm to PensaTigers
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Congrats, youre fired. Your 4 years in college were wasted as you are now unhirable in a school. Youre convicted for assault, maybe attempted murder if you beat her after shes knocked out. Your future employers outside of your job now are very hesitant to hire you. All this drama has caused relationship problems with family and your SO.
Welcome to reality. The issue is were forced to exist with monkeys who have NOTHING to lose while you have everything to lose so youre forced to take it or lose everything
All true. But let's face it, there's a damn good chance he'll get fired over all this anyway. I draw the line at some sheboon assaulting me while other future engineers hoot and holler and record it. I'm not even a tough guy but I would have absolutely beat the everloving shite out of her.
re: High School student in Nashville pepper sprayed her teacher after he took her phone
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/9/25 at 6:46 pm to hawgfaninc
I know getting pepper sprayed sucks but this dude is a turbocuck. The second time she did that in the hallway I would have punched her fricking face in until it was liquid.
re: Did DJ Durkin Kill a Kid at Maryland?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/2/25 at 10:46 pm to jangalang
And Freeze would have called a hooker. It doesn't matter if he wasn't there. If Brian Kelly can get blamed for that kid dying on a scissor lift then this prick can take the blame for orchestrating a shitshow of a program where a player is dying on the sideline and nobody gets him help for over an hour. I guarantee you Durkin thinks about that kid way more than Auburn fans ever will.
re: Did DJ Durkin Kill a Kid at Maryland?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/2/25 at 5:24 pm to TouchdownAlabama
The kid was having a seizure from heat stroke and it took them 90 minutes to call an ambulance.
re: Barner, your boosters has their eye of the USTA coach.
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 11/2/25 at 5:23 pm to WildcatMike
Lol
re: It's probably been covered before, but has any fast-food chain fallen as hard as KFC?
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/29/25 at 3:41 pm to auggie
It used to be really good. In the 80s my grandma would throw down like 35 bucks and get the huge meal with all the sides and everything and it was amazing. Like everything else it went to shite little by little.
re: Source say LSU is going after someone from Saban’s coaching tree
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/26/25 at 8:34 pm to TommyM
My grandma used to wear those pants with a blouse to Old Country Buffet.
re: What a great time to be Lane Kiffin
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/26/25 at 7:55 pm to Ag_16
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No one in America has it better than Lane rn
How many times do you think he can get his D sucked in one 24-hour period?
re: The coolest video you will see today
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/26/25 at 7:43 pm to SuperSaint
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you Mexican?
Nah, mang.

re: The coolest video you will see today
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/26/25 at 5:40 pm to Dot Com
None of them could beat my Frenchton in a race to the front door when I get home from work.
re: Some ESPN Producers Fed Up With McAfee’s ‘Diva’ Behavior: Sources
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/24/25 at 3:58 pm to RLDSC FAN
Who the hell does he think watches his crap other than white males?
re: Gulf of Texas...Let's be honest, this is what it really should be called.
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/22/25 at 6:06 pm to FAT SEXY
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Florida's total coastline is significantly longer than Texas's, with Florida having approximately 8,436 miles and Texas having about 3,359 miles
re: Menendez Brothers Resentenced
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/22/25 at 10:07 am to GatorPA84
"He was speaking a different language. I'm pretty sure it was...Asian."
re: Home Depot to start giving free training in trade skills
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/14/25 at 12:34 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Highly doubtful Home Depot has anyone remotely qualified to teach someone anything at all about a trade but you can rest assured they ain't going to give anyone the full picture of what working in a building trade especially means in reality. They ain't going to tell anyone about working 12 hour days in 100 or 10 degree weather for a company that will run man off for taking a single day off no matter how sick he is. They ain't going to tell them about living in a gypsy camp in a camper while Mama and Jodie have a big old time back home on his paycheck. They certainly ain't going to tell them that by the time they are 40 their body is going to prevent their competing against those who are 30 and by the time they are 50 their body will be such that they will be lucky to still be walking without severe knee, back, hip and other debilitating pain. Like all the people touting the trades they never worked in one themselves for more than a few years and most likely that was a family member of friends company and not one that only cares if a person is physically capable of doing the work in any kind of weather and environment and is willing to do so 6 and 7 days a week 10 and 12 hours a day.
I wonder if they have anyone to teach about grammar or run-on sentences.
re: Phillip Marshall (YellaTeeth Fella) isn’t happy
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/12/25 at 12:50 pm to AHM21

re: For those in the suburbs
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/11/25 at 4:19 pm to danilo
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I blame fat kids on shitty parents
I blame shitty parents on fat kids.
re: Fubo Launches Sports Plan For $55.99 a Month
Posted by ChiTownBammer on 10/9/25 at 12:05 pm to OlGrandad
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