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re: Is Brian Kelly Shorter than Saban?

Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:56 pm to
I mean, who cares really? Saban is 2-0 vs the little leprechaun in the only stat that matters.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
30988 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 9:54 pm to
This place will make a thread about literally anything
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46846 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 9:57 pm to
It is kinda funny that they’re both so short and can command respect from literal giants
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24123 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 11:07 pm to
The average height of the American male is 5’9” so they aren’t too far below that.

I’m surprised it’s not taller.
Posted by OSTiger10
Fountainbleau, MS
Member since Nov 2012
155 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 5:29 am to
Saban be wearing platforms...??
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 6:14 am to
If he was wearing platforms, little Brian found out how they tasted shortly thereafter.
Posted by Keith101
Member since Aug 2016
188 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 7:55 am to
quote:

I am 5'9"
quote:

We are about the same size

There is no way Saban is 5'9"
Posted by Dawg4Life47
Beach
Member since Sep 2013
10673 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 8:16 am to
Both have little man syndrome
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
30988 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 8:22 am to
Successful people don’t discuss the heights of other men
Posted by ExpoTiger
Member since Jul 2014
7030 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 8:28 am to
quote:

From the pictures standing side by side he is 2-3 inches shorter than Saban. He also wears platform shoes. I guess he is insecure about his shortness


Who wins the look like a disheveled drunk award tho? Jimbo hands down. He also is the run away winner of the cucked award. Congrats!!
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
31323 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 9:17 am to
quote:

From the pictures standing side by side he is 2-3 inches shorter than Saban. He also wears platform shoes. I guess he is insecure about his shortness




Post a picture of your short dweeb self
Brush those teeth before you smile.
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1903 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 11:00 am to
My step brother went to an Alabama football camp and Saban takes pictures with each player while he stands on a little 4-5 inch booster pedestal. I don’t know about Kelly but Saban embodies little man syndrome.
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
3353 posts
Posted on 8/19/22 at 11:10 am to
In his heart of hearts, OP knows he is actually 5’6” but tells people he’s 5’9”
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