Interesting statistic: over 1.7 billion people have died since ...

More people have died since you last got laid

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do Aggie next

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I tried. We now have a rift in the matrix....

I would have guessed around 2.5 honestly.

Not winning this year, either. Robert Neyland is rolling in his grave....

OU hasnt finished in the top 10 since covid. Talk about being dead

I ain’t saying shite!

Except to share what ChatGPT said about Texas A&M, complete with trolling that reads like SEC Rant…

Prompt: How many people have died since Texas A&M last won a national championship in 1939?

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If you mean people worldwide who have died since Texas A&M won the 1939 national championship, the answer is roughly 4.5 billion people.

Texas A&M’s last football national championship was in 1939, so we’re talking about nearly 87 years of human mortality. The UN maintains historical mortality estimates, though comprehensive global data becomes less certain before 1950.

A reasonable back-of-the-envelope calculation looks like this:

* 1939–1950: ~500 million deaths
* 1950–1970: ~900 million
* 1970–1990: ~950 million
* 1990–2010: ~1.0 billion
* 2010–2020: ~600 million
* 2020–2025: ~320 million
* 2026 to August: ~40 million

Total: approximately 4.3–4.5 billion deaths

For perspective, the world has about 8.3 billion people alive today. Global deaths are currently around 63 million per year (with 2025 estimated at 63.1 million), or roughly 173,000 people every day.

So, in the most Aggie-friendly formulation:

Since Texas A&M last won a national championship, approximately 4.4 BILLION people have died.

And not one of them has gotten to see another Aggie football national championship.

That’s a lot of funerals waiting on that next trophy. ??

Small technicality: Texas A&M did win an NCAA national championship in women’s volleyball in 2025, so if we’re talking strictly about any NCAA national championship, the 1939 drought ended in 2025. The football drought, however, remains gloriously intact

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