re: Indiana stole ALABAMA's manhood

The part that NO Alabama fans are even bringing up is that DeBoer's avg. per player rating is 11th out of the 16 SEC schools. All I've been hearing from Bammer's is "This class was always gonna be small, so THAT is why we've been at the bottom of the SEC with this class. But I'll take quality over quantity everyday of the week. It's gonna be a small class but it will be full of studs like usual."

Well, Bama currently sits 15th in the SEC and only Mississippi State is below them. And the average per player is 88.99 and only MSU, Vandy, Arkansas, Tennessee and Missouri have a lower average per player rating. So DeBoer isn't getting quantity OR quality in this class. Bammer has 13 total commits and 9 of them are 3 stars.

Bammer's can try to spin this any way they want but deep down they all know that they're doing just that; they're spinning it!!! Yeah they got a stud QB and 3 nice 4 star guys but nearly 3/4 of this class is 3 star players.

Sure, Bama likely will never recruit as well as Saban did when he could just pay every player and buy them a new Dodge and move their entire family to Tuscaloosa and pay for their homes. When he saw the playing field was leveling, he quit on the spot just like Roy Williams and Coach K. But none of the Bammer's thought that DeBoer would suck this bad in recruiting. His first 2 classes were good simply because recruits thought he could still win an SEC title and a Natty, since he made the NCG at Washington. Now that recruits see that he has lost 8 games in 2 years, they're not coming to play at Alabama. This is the 2nd class under DeBoer that he hasn't gotten a SINGLE top 10 player in the state of Alabama!!!

Keep spinning your delusional BS Bammer's but deep down you ALL know that it's sliding backwards faster than anyone imagined!!! DeBoer is bald headed now and the stress is showing. If he could go back in time, he would've NEVER even taken Bama's phone call. He ain't the coach Bammer's all thought he was.

ETA: I got those recruiting stats from 247

I find between holidays, family and all other happenings that I troll less during the summer.

You must be one pathetic loser.

Happy 250th birthday Willy

See, that’s the markings of a pathetic loser. Why do you hate America, Willy?

We aren’t built the same chief.

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Clearly not. I hold no grudges on here

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you and every BAMA fan on this site definitely hold grudges

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Do better.

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No.

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Indiana stole ALABAMA's manhood

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Nah. NIL did that.

And now when a 5 star player gets an offer that’s $50 more than bammas offer, you’re gonna hear “you disrespek me”.

This is maybe the dumbest fricking post ever.

Ok numbers girl…

So according to 247, (and I’m not referring to the amount of time your wife’s legs are open)…

… has bama at 48 with a 88.4 average

And you, the trash of the conference, is #9 and has an 88.8 with double the recruits.

Statistically we are better. And one 4 star puts us ahead of you and I to the top 10.

You have NO 5 stars and 300 3 stars, and you’re saying you’re out recruiting us?

GTFO of here and go eat a hotdog on
This great holiday, celebrating the greatest country in the world.

We’re less than 1-1/16 overal rating behind the Aggies who are number 1. If we land the final 2- 4 and 1-5 stars.. we will finish number 2 in the country like we did for the 2026 recruiting class.