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Imagine if Johnny Manziel was the best thing that ever happened to your football program?

Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:07 pm
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:07 pm
A professional failure that ended up in rehab and falls in love with strippers and prostitutes.

If so, I’d never claim that was my school lol

LINK
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 7:08 pm
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9495 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:12 pm to
Imagine if you had an IQ south of 50?

LULZ.


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47711 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:13 pm to
she's hideous
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

she's hideous


Strippers look classier lol
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Imagine if you had an IQ south of 50?


Johnnys is probably South of 25 but he was able to earn a Texas 5&7 degree LOL
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3954 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:18 pm to
Apparently though , he was quite successful
rolling up dollar bills in bathrooms.
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9495 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:23 pm to
I laughed.

I see you don't Wonderlic.


Try not to hurt yourself while you pretend to be a thinker.

Oof.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
40728 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:27 pm to
How is your diabetes scam working?
Posted by AlextheBodacious
Member since Oct 2020
3736 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:31 pm to
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falls in love with strippers and prostitutes.



Most programs don’t even have a Manziel. Winning a title is the goal but only 1 team every year can do that. Having a player like him for a couple years is kind of the next best thing.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:38 pm to
Another fun fact about Stephen:

This boy is so stupid he put his income at 12k/month on his paperwork asking for a court appointed attorney



He was, surprisingly, denied.
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 7:39 pm
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5890 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:44 pm to
This is so random and true it is actually perfect.
Posted by LSUstephen17
Houston
Member since Aug 2010
13112 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 7:59 pm to
Awwwwww I’m so sorry did I upset a few Aggies and Bammers? LOLOLOL
Goal accomplished lol
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
20670 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:02 pm to
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:31 pm to
You better hope your judge isn't an Aggie.

Stephen, your life is like driving by a car wreck. You just can't help but look and be amazed.

Maybe I should research your genealogy to try to better understand how someone becomes so blindly stupid.
This post was edited on 3/23/23 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
6523 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:32 pm to
And the kid didn't even want to be an Aggie...

Such a shite program
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
19404 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:39 pm to
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falls in love with strippers and prostitutes.

When I was in college I worked third shift at a UPS depot loading and unloading trucks. One of the guys I worked with was marrying the same stripper for a second time. Apparently the first marriage ended when she stabbed him clean through the thigh during a spirited dinner conversation. He wrapped his prized mustang around a tree one night in the parking lot and made a workers comp claim... Never heard how it all turned out as I left that job as soon as I found another one.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:49 pm to
When did the rant become doxxing central?
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 8:52 pm to
Ask Stephen. No one had to doxx him, he put all his info here himself.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21771 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

How is your diabetes scam working?


Oh how the turn tables
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21771 posts
Posted on 3/23/23 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

When did the rant become doxxing central?


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