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I'm Sorry I Said El Burro is Overrated
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:08 am
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:08 am
There, I said it.
Truth is I'm jealous of El Burro. Not because he's good at the foosball, but because he has awesome hair. When I was a kid I was jealous of Christian Slater. I thought that if I looked like Christian Slater then tons of chicks would want to have sex with me. But some folks just don't get the breaks. My hair just isn't as nice.
So take this thread as an olive branch. I will never make another negative post about El Burro.
And since I have extended an olive branch I now expect 540+ upvotes for this thread. Thanks in advance.
Truth is I'm jealous of El Burro. Not because he's good at the foosball, but because he has awesome hair. When I was a kid I was jealous of Christian Slater. I thought that if I looked like Christian Slater then tons of chicks would want to have sex with me. But some folks just don't get the breaks. My hair just isn't as nice.
So take this thread as an olive branch. I will never make another negative post about El Burro.
And since I have extended an olive branch I now expect 540+ upvotes for this thread. Thanks in advance.
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Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:10 am to BoarEd
Not this again...
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:11 am to Wolfhound45
What dude? I'm being nice.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:11 am to BoarEd
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:12 am to BoarEd
You are being BoarEd. Go for it. The mods are mailing it in on a daily basis and Chicken is raking in the cash. Such is life on tSECRant.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:12 am to RB10
Try this 
on for size. 
on for size. Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:15 am to Wolfhound45
It's an apology thread, bro. The 540 downvotes for the other thread made me feel bad. Like maybe I hurt y'all's feelings or something. So I figured I would apologize so I can get a clean Christian Slater around here.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:15 am to BoarEd
El Bored you need to sit down.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:15 am to BoarEd
Time for you to create a new user name and start over.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:16 am to LSU Patrick
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Time for you to create a new user name and start over.
Umm. That's against the rules, sir. I don't break the rules. Strictly by the book is my motto.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:16 am to LSU Patrick
He is now known as El Bored. Or Greta, whichever you prefer.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:16 am to BoarEd
Please shoot yourself in the dick.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:17 am to BoarEd
Get back to that chicken processing line you bottom-of-the-barrel SEC punching bag ... Break is over
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:17 am to BRgetthenet
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Please shoot yourself in the dick
No way, man. That would hurt.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:18 am to BoarEd
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:18 am to BoarEd
So, you're in the bad hair club along with Dana Holgerson. Probably also in the A Bit Rapey club with him, too.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:18 am to BoarEd
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Umm. That's against the rules, sir.
It's not against the rules if your track record is garbage.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:20 am to bstew3006
Wow. That's a fantastic gif.
Some guys just have all the luck. Dude won him a couple awards, has a nice suit, slick sunglasses, high technology earbud, and killer hair.
Some guys just have all the luck. Dude won him a couple awards, has a nice suit, slick sunglasses, high technology earbud, and killer hair.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:20 am to BoarEd
The trolling on this board has hit an all time low. There is 0 creativity left.
Posted on 12/30/19 at 9:22 am to cas4t
This is not a troll thread. I'm being nice here. Apologizing for my reckless, dickish behavior.
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