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re: I’m not joking anymore

Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by BigTx
Member since Aug 2021
1312 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 1:39 pm to
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Our softball team (the top overall seed in the tournament) was eliminated by Liberty before the Super Regionals


Gotcha. Thx. Looks like enough people are razzing you so I’ll refrain.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6847 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 2:23 pm to
I have to wonder, when all these kids today go to A&M (70k +) - do they have some kind of sad belief that Aggie sports will turn around?

Don't they realize they are signing up to be Texas' beyotch for life? WTF. Maybe kiddos are too gay to care about sports anymore. They'd rather just blow bubbles and chant and yell about a fake army than actually win a damn game?

If I had the grades, and being a sports fanatic - I would haul my arse to Texas faster than you can say chigga rigga rum.

Which is what I did. Hook'em forever.
Posted by WHATDOINO
Member since Dec 2008
6692 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 3:41 pm to
Butt secks is not biblical God isn’t in the business of helping qu33rs
This post was edited on 5/20/25 at 3:42 pm
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
6149 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 3:58 pm to
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Gotcha. Thx. Looks like enough people are razzing you so I’ll refrain.

Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6847 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:01 pm to
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Looks like enough people are razzing you so I’ll refrain.


Well now I look like an arse for not refraining.
Posted by Mr Sausage
Cat Spring, Texas
Member since Oct 2011
14601 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:03 pm to
you look like an arse because you are an arse.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6847 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 4:06 pm to
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you look like an arse because you are an arse


we both know I set that one up.
Posted by hookem2522
Member since Jan 2022
1918 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 6:26 pm to
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eby FootballFrenzy
I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.


Y'all should have never built Kyle on that Indain Burial Ground.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6847 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 9:42 pm to
There has never been such a textbook definition of foreshadowing.

Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
2026 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 10:18 pm to
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I have to wonder, when all these kids today go to A&M (70k +) - do they have some kind of sad belief that Aggie sports will turn around?

It is weird. It’s almost like they are basing where they go to school and the rest of their life on something other than college sports.
Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9219 posts
Posted on 5/20/25 at 10:31 pm to
figs.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
25181 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 9:19 am to
Need to win today or baseball will be done for the season.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2833 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 9:40 am to
quote:

God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.

Leviticus 20:13 ~ If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination
Posted by linewar
Houston, TX
Member since Nov 2021
383 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 10:14 am to
*An honest attempt at a rational response*

From my perspective - an LSU transplant living in Houston, around more A&M alumni and fans (also more LSU alumni and fans) than UT alumni and fans, one huge blind spot stands out to me: the perspective that "A&M is always 'x' away from being a contender/ winning a championship/ insert athletic accomplishment here." For football, bringing on and then extending Jimbo Fisher - "We're a good coach away from winning the SEC and a national championship." For evidence, I'll cite the blank National Championship trophy A&M made for Jimbo. I'm not as familiar with their baseball program, but I have to expect that after this season, that'll be the mindset - "We had all that talent, and the coach just couldn't get it done."

To a degree, every fan base does this unless they are on a run of sustained success. But that mindset is very similar to what made the Cleveland Browns a laughingstock - how long were they "only a quarterback away?" Or the Raiders? The Red Sox? Et al?

I don't think it is as much an entitlement mindset as much as Aggie fans viewing their program through "rosier" rose-colored glasses than many, if not most other fan fan bases. Others can plainly see the result on the field and in the trophy room, and while there are flashes from time to time, the pieces are not generally there for the program(s) to be only one "x" player or coach away from being dominant. Throw in the little-brother complex where the entire identity of the school and the fanbase is built around not liking (or even hating) UT, where there always has to be some sort of an "enemy" rather than the program and the culture and identity being something that stands alone....for evidence I'll cite the fight song as well as printing cups for the 7-OT victory over LSU in 2018. In those cases, the mindset seems to become that Aggie didn't achieve because [insert enemy] "cheated."

I know some Aggies that are much more rational then this, so take this with a grain of salt because, while painting "Aggie" with a broad brush is par for the course here on this board - and fun, by the way, because y'all make it so easy - it is not the same for all Aggies. However, when you combine the view that they're always on the cusp and add in the pseudo-inferiority complex, it becomes an echo chamber, that, from the outside, seems to also include big donors, boosters, and the Athletic department leadership. To me, THAT is the real issue - the leadership are fans first.

But hey - there's always meat-judging! (there's the razz )
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
11131 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 10:18 am to
quote:


I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.


Can you blame Him?

Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
14750 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 10:19 am to
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I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.
Us Hog fans say "hold my beer and watch us frick this up."

You get no sympathy from us. I think y'all get bad treatment due to the gayness you exude. Conversely, we are good people, so I have yet to figure out why we get the cactus in the tailpipe.


Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12963 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 10:28 am to
quote:

I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.


God doesn't have anything to do with it.

It's your shite culture and constant desperation, which is your entire identity, and you can't change it.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
2026 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

Leviticus 20:13 ~ If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination

How does it feel to know you’re damned to hell and not even out of high school yet?
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6847 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

It’s almost like they are basing where they go to school and the rest of their life on something other than college sports.


I sure hope so.
Posted by SPAGHETTI PLATE
Montgomery, Texas
Member since Jan 2025
213 posts
Posted on 5/21/25 at 10:14 pm to
Dumb thread brimming with every response I expected to see when I opened it.
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