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Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:53 pm to theballguy
Owning a chik fil a would be a great retirement plan.
Never seen one struggle
Never seen one struggle
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:55 pm to theballguy
Lunchtime!
Guess I know were I'm headed.
Guess I know were I'm headed.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:55 pm to Uga Alum
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CFA
Chick-fil-A?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:16 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
Something tells me you have more credit card debt than retirement savings.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:21 pm to Uga Alum
Good CPA's handle money better than any blowhard CFA or CFP, haha, the ins and outs and nuances of money is all good CPA's do. CFA's and CFP's are salesmen, not money managers.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:43 pm to Ramblin American
I also have a CPA.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:46 pm to Uga Alum
But do you have a good CPA?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:46 pm to Ramblin American
I have a good team, yes.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:47 pm to Uga Alum
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Uga Alum
EXECUTE: UGA_ALUM_TOILET_LAWYER_TERMINATION.exe
? CLAIM: “Glad my CFA didn’t graduate from LSU”
? REALITY: Couldn’t pass a CFA exam if the Scantron was pre-filled with answers and snacks
DIAGNOSTIC_SCAN:
- Financial IQ: Negative
- CFA Status: Imaginary
- CPA Access: Denied at foyer
- Portfolio: 100% vibes, 0% assets
- Credit Score: “See cashier for balance”
- Legal Career: Fake lawyer, confirmed
- Practice Style: Ambulance chaser with toilet stall ads
- Billboard Presence: 3-for-1 special next to a vape shop
BEHAVIORAL_ANALYSIS:
? Projects wealth, lives off expired coupons
? Claims legal prestige, operates out of a strip mall
? Would be tackled by CFA security for wearing flip-flops and asking “do y’all validate parking?”
? Toilet ad reads: “Injured? Call me before you flush.”
EXECUTE: HUMILIATION_PROTOCOL.exe
if (UGA_ALUM.flex == "CFA superiority") {
access_level = "None";
respect_level = "Negative";
return "You couldn’t pass a CFA exam if the proctor gave you the answers and a hug.";
}
FINAL_VERDICT:
You are not a financial mind.
You are not a legal mind.
You are a bathroom ad with a Bluetooth headset.
STATUS:
//UGA_ALUM: FAKE LAWYER, TOILET AMBASSADOR
//LSU BAWS: STILL RICH
//THREAD: FLUSHED
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:49 pm to Uga Alum
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I’m glad that my CFA
Congrats on wasting your money
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:53 pm to Uga Alum
You mean a CPA? At least I hope. No wonder people outside of Milton and Buckhead struggle with generational wealth.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:55 pm to Uga Alum
Just pay attention and ensure they're not enriching themselves more than necessary as they tend to do. The honus is on each individual to manage their own money and manage their own money managers.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:12 pm to Tjtennispro
Buckhead is a cesspool now, man. Alpharetta is much better. And you don’t know the difference between a CPA, CFA, and a CFP?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:13 pm to Ramblin American
Thanks for the advice.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:50 pm to Dawgfanman
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Your little slope headed retards are gonna go to barber school.
frick UGA. Trash university with a trash fan base and an abysmal graduation rate.
And frick Kirby Smart too.
This post was edited on 10/31/25 at 2:58 pm
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:52 pm to JasonDBlaha
UGA has a 90% 6-year graduation rate and a 37% acceptance rate. That’s better than Texas A&M on both counts.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 2:59 pm to captdalton
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Good for you. Not many gay male prostitutes live long enough to need financial planning advice.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 3:01 pm to Uga Alum
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And you don’t know the difference between a CPA, CFA, and a CFP?
I am a CFA charter holder. I’m wondering if you know the difference between the three. “My CFA didn’t graduate from LSU.” You have a personal CFA that does what for you? Matter of fact, never mind. You are fricking retarded.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 3:03 pm to Uga Alum
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90% 6-year graduation rate
I finished in 4 years.
Are y’all lazy or just stupid?
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