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If your school was a basketball player

Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:16 am
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:16 am
This is for all sports


Jordan-Florida
James-georgia
Russell-Alabama
Bird-Lsu
Magic-auburn
Barkley -Tennessee
Malone- Kentucky
Ewing - mizzou
Mugsy- sc
Shaq -vandy
Reggie Miller-aggie
Rodman- miss state
Thomas- ole miss
Pippen- arky
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 8:40 am
Posted by DhanTigers212
Member since Dec 2014
7446 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 5:16 am to
The quarantine really got to you huh.
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 5:49 am to
Nothing else to do. So why the frick not.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:05 am to
quote:

Byrd-Lsu

Who’s this?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37491 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:48 am to
UGA is Barkley or Malone or Iverson. All time great, can’t win the title.

LSU is LeBron, all time great talent, won some titles but fewer than you would have thought.

Tennessee is Kobe, all time great, won a shite ton a while ago. Currently dead

aTm is Jimmer Ferdette, insane cult-like following, a bunch of hype, not big boy quality

Arkansas is your 3rd grade bench player
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 8:52 am
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
11131 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:49 am to
Larry fricking Bird.

(I assume OP fricked up the spelling)
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 8:50 am
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:52 am to
quote:

Larry fricking Bird.

(I assume OP fricked up the spelling)

Yes what I quoted....
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21282 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Magic-auburn

Sweet. My favorite NBA player of all-time! Although I'm not sure why Auburn is Magic. Seems like Barkley pretty much exemplifies Auburn.



Posted by BossBailey345
Member since Nov 2019
2282 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:57 am to
I stopped reading when it said Jordan was Florida lol.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37491 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 8:57 am to
Barkley never won a title but was consistently good. Auburn has won titles but is hyperbolically bipolar in terms of good and bad.

I’m struggling to find an NBA player that exemplifies that
Posted by OrangeEmpire
Parts Unknown
Member since Feb 2020
6179 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:05 am to
If we're talking about the current state of the Tennessee program, it's hands down this guy.

This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 9:20 am
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5746 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Shaq -vandy

???? Please explain.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:12 am to
wtf is this shite, makes 0 sense
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
23107 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Mugsy- sc

Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:19 pm to
Florida is jordan because we have titles in everything
Posted by Plague on Wheels
Member since May 2020
168 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:57 pm to
How blazed are you right now?
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 5:27 pm to
I'm on zero sleep not blazed
Posted by mouse_cop
The South
Member since Aug 2019
2856 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 5:39 pm to
This is the worst list I have ever seen. The player comparisons make absolutely no sense and you make no attempt to provide an explanation. Just an all-time terrible post
Posted by redeye
Member since Aug 2013
8598 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Pippen- arky


Because he's from Arkansas?

Brilliant!

LSU would be Shawn Kemp, because they can have all the talent in the world and still won't accomplish anything in basketball.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

Russell-Alabama
we'll take it.
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