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re: If auburn beats LSU this week, then how will auburn fire Harsin?

Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:34 pm to
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:34 pm to
Two possibilities

One: they tie him down in the middle of the field, split him open like Prometheus, and then have the eagle eat his liver.

Two: they pay him an enormous amount of money to do nothing.

Probably the second one happens
Posted by hiremikeleach
Member since Dec 2019
4615 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:34 pm to
“He was begging for the job but we went with the head coach at liberty instead” lol
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

“He was begging for the job but we went with the head coach at liberty instead” lol


Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7613 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Two possibilities

One: they tie him down in the middle of the field, split him open like Prometheus, and then have the eagle eat his liver.

Two: they pay him an enormous amount of money to do nothing.


Option one sounds pretty interesting. Eagle gotta eat too.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

One: they tie him down in the middle of the field, split him open like Prometheus, and then have the eagle eat his liver.


I’m listening
Posted by higgs_boson
State College, PA
Member since Sep 2014
22755 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

One: they tie him down in the middle of the field, split him open like Prometheus, and then have the eagle eat his liver.


Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
25621 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 7:56 pm to
Maybe a Star Trek style transporter or more likely they'll choose the timeless elegance of a unicorn caravan.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

“He was begging for the job but we went with the head coach at liberty instead” lol


“He was begging for the job but we went with the guy that lost to MTSU”
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
10279 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:29 pm to
If they lose to LSU he wont be the coach Monday morning.
Posted by Ghost of Barnwell
central alabama
Member since Dec 2013
1776 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:29 pm to
He will be run out of town after the Alabama game since that is the only one that matters……..
Posted by Between TheHedges
Message Board Genius
Member since Aug 2022
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Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:31 pm to
Auburn should:
quote:

hiremikeleach
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:33 pm to
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He will be run out of town after the Alabama game since that is the only one that matters……..


I guess that’s why we fired the guy with more wins vs. Alabama than any other SEC coach
Posted by VeeMar
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 9/25/22 at 8:35 pm to
No way in hell AU beats LSU. Aint gonna happen.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6866 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 9:23 pm to
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You better hope he wins this weekend because if not their target is probably going to be on kiffin and they can take your coach


You would think that, but what’ll actually happen is that Auburn will fire Harsin early enough for their fans to fall in love with their interim who somehow leads them to an upset of Texas A&M. They’ll start some viral show of support for him, and the admin will be happy to give them what they want so they can save money.

This is how Zac Ethridge will become the next head coach at Auburn.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 9/25/22 at 10:08 pm to
Absolutely no way Auburn can best LSU this week.

Not happening
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
18468 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 10:13 pm to
quote:

They would have spent 70 million dollars in buyouts in a year and a half.
show your work
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15957 posts
Posted on 9/25/22 at 10:14 pm to
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cajunbama


This post was edited on 9/25/22 at 10:15 pm
Posted by AUreo
Member since Jul 2021
2254 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 12:49 am to
quote:

One: they tie him down in the middle of the field, split him open like Prometheus, and then have the eagle eat his liver.


This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 12:55 am
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17189 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 12:57 am to
1. Auburn will not beat LSU.
2. If by some magical unicorn fart dust we did, it still would not save his job.
3. LSU is not a signature win this year.
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
22307 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 1:28 am to
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Auburn will not beat LSU


Hey now, don't be so hard on yourself. Lsu is definitely beatable. I don't think there's a game left on the schedule where I'll think to myself, yep, that's definitely a win. Not even UAB.
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