Page 1
Page 1
Started By
Message

I demand a steroid test

Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:30 am
Posted by iHatecowbells
Southaven MS
Member since Sep 2018
549 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:30 am
On the A&M punters right leg

I mean honestly, in the little I've seen of him this year, that SOB is dropping nukes.


I know punters are boring and shite, and people are gonna have some smartass stuff to say but seriously
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26956 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:31 am to
I demand a pot test for our punter.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71221 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:33 am to
quote:

people are gonna have some smartass stuff to say but seriously



quote:

iHatecowbells


#MeToo
Posted by Brobocop
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2018
1903 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:33 am to
Can we test Holyfield while we're at it??

Cause I mean... come on.
Posted by iHatecowbells
Southaven MS
Member since Sep 2018
549 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:36 am to
quote:

I demand a pot test for our punter.





Wait yall have one of those?
Posted by LouisvilleKat
Member since Oct 2016
18191 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:50 am to
Why do you think they fill the jars? They use them to form a crude battery that powers his cybernetic leg.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:53 am to
quote:


I know punters are boring and shite,


If you think that then you haven't seen what real punters can do for a team. We've had some amazing and game changing plays come from our punters over the years. Of course, we're technically Punter U but the voodoo a great punter can work is fricking amazing.
Posted by ColoBama
The Kayng of College Fusball, CO
Member since Dec 2016
7433 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:54 am to
quote:

I demand a pot test for our punter.



Pot doesn't make shite punting like that.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42610 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:54 am to
quote:

Wait yall have one of those?



A punter or a pot test? I'm not sure they use either.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50211 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:59 am to
A&M's punt avg is 54.48 (1st)
Notre Dame's is 45.59 (10th)
The difference between 1 and 10 is about the same difference as 10 and 123 (Arkansas).

Since 2000 the record for season avg is 49 by USC's Tom Malone in 2003. So far this year 4 guys have topped it and 1 has tied it. Mann stands about them all though.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28541 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

So far this year 4 guys have topped it and 1 has tied it.


I wonder if that’s in part due to going for it on 4th down more often around midfield instead of pooching it.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28541 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Tom Malone in 2003.


Who could forget that magical season he had? Every now and again I’ll rewatch his highlight reel from that year. Tom the Bomb we all called him.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
23979 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:15 pm to
quote:


Since 2000 the record for season avg is 49 by USC's Tom Malone in 2003. So far this year 4 guys have topped it and 1 has tied it. Mann stands about them all though.


What is the minimum number of punts over the season required for the record? As I'm sure there is one.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter