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Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:52 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Becoming a Bama fan is a pretty pathetic process, but what can you do?
I guess your only option is to remain a pathetic corndog.
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:55 pm to Marktastic86
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I guess your only option is to remain a pathetic corndog.
Impossible, I won a fake title, and LSU doesn't win fake titles. Heck, LSU has a perfectly legitimate title that they don't even claim.
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:55 pm to SidewalkTiger
You don’t even realize you are trolling the LSU fanbase more than the Alabama fanbase with this schtick. Every time one of them bites your hook it makes LSU fans look like the dumbest bastards in the universe.
But by all means, don’t let me stop you.
But by all means, don’t let me stop you.
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:55 pm to captdalton
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You don’t even realize you are trolling the LSU fanbase more than the Alabama fanbase with this schtick. Every time one of them bites your hook it makes LSU fans look like the dumbest bastards in the universe.
But by all means, don’t let me stop you.
What's your excuse for biting the hook?
Posted on 8/4/25 at 9:57 pm to Wulfgar
Posted on 8/4/25 at 10:04 pm to SidewalkTiger
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What's your excuse for biting the hook?
Posted on 8/4/25 at 10:12 pm to SidewalkTiger
I am not pretending you are an Alabama fan. I am just trying to provide you some friendly advise that you are making yourself and the fans of your team look worse than your intended target.
The torpedo circled back and struck your own boat.
The torpedo circled back and struck your own boat.
Posted on 8/4/25 at 10:13 pm to captdalton
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friendly advise
Posted on 8/4/25 at 10:17 pm to captdalton
Thank you for the advise, crimson brother
Posted on 8/4/25 at 10:23 pm to SidewalkTiger
If you really want to be an Alabama sidewalk fan, one of the initiation rituals is to post photos online of your collection of Alabama t-shirts and the Alabama flag flying on your house. You have not completed this task. Also, you are still in arrears with the REC. A $100 money order for your application fee is due immediately.
Posted on 8/4/25 at 10:27 pm to captdalton
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If you really want to be an Alabama sidewalk fan, one of the initiation rituals is to post photos online of your collection of Alabama t-shirts and the Alabama flag flying on your house. You have not completed this task. Also, you are still in arrears with the REC. A $100 money order for your application fee is due immediately.
Horseshite.
The average Alabama fan does not have internet access, does not know how to take/post photos, does not have a house from which to fly a flag,and doesn't have a spare $100.
I've been a Bama fan for tens of hours and even I know this.
Terrible advise.
Posted on 8/4/25 at 11:29 pm to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 8/5/25 at 3:23 am to Wolfhound45
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SidewalkTider
Worst Bama fan on this site.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:00 am to CharlotteSooner
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Why wasn't Simpson at SEC media days?
Good question
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:29 am to SidewalkTiger
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SidewalkTider
Posted on 8/5/25 at 5:49 am to SidewalkTiger
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SidewalkTiger
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:20 am to SidewalkTiger
Bama season will go so great that a statue of DaBear will be erected afterwards.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:46 am to TideSaint
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Well the OP enjoys taking dick up the arse so nothing he does can be taken seriously.
Well, if anyone knows about taking dick up the arse, it's you, SideTaint.
Posted on 8/5/25 at 6:53 am to SidewalkTiger
Kind of like predicting the rain during monsoon season.
This post was edited on 8/5/25 at 6:54 am
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