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Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:40 pm to BevoBucks
Bert’s so fat, I had to take a bus to get on his good side.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:42 pm to GoldenDawg
Kirbs so fat, when he haul arse, it takes him two trips.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:43 pm to SquatchDawg
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Bert’s so fat, I had to take a bus to get on his good side.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:43 pm to BevoBucks
Sark is as jober as a sudge.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:44 pm to GoldenDawg
Kirbs so fat, he gives mosquitoes diabetes. 
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:45 pm to SquatchDawg
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Bert’s so fat, I had to take a bus to get on his good side.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:46 pm to SquatchDawg
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She’s wearing out the credit card and pool boy.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:46 pm to BevoBucks
Fat Josh is Fat
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:46 pm to BevoBucks
Sark is so drunk he tried to use his garage door opener to unlock his house, and when it didn't work, he just waited for the house to go up.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:47 pm to TigerLunatik
Once you go fat you never go back.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:48 pm to Lexis Dad
Berts so fat, if you get too close to him time slows down.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:50 pm to SquatchDawg
Josh so fat that when God said “Let there be light”, he had to ask him to move.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:52 pm to SquatchDawg
Bert’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Classic
Classic
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:59 pm to SquatchDawg
Bert’s so fat, TikTok added an extra minute just for him
Posted on 12/30/25 at 8:03 pm to SquatchDawg
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How much does Bielema eat to be that fat?
He and Elko on the same meal plan!
Posted on 12/30/25 at 8:07 pm to BevoBucks
Bert’s so fat, even Egyptians cant figure out how to move him.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 8:08 pm to SquatchDawg
Bert’s so fat, his DoorDash driver needs a CDL.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 8:08 pm to SquatchDawg
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Yeah Kirby isn’t great but Bielema is on a different level.
And Heupel isn't exactly a poster child for Slim Fast.
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