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How did Bert get so fat?
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:19 pm
Serious question.
Does the guy eat 10 cheeseburgers every day for lunch and wash them down with a 2-liter of Coke?
Did his hot wife get him pregnant?
Even Fulmer never reached that level.
Does the guy eat 10 cheeseburgers every day for lunch and wash them down with a 2-liter of Coke?
Did his hot wife get him pregnant?
Even Fulmer never reached that level.
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 1:38 pm
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Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:20 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Just a growing boy.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:20 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
He's been livin the hog life
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:22 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Stress eating, plus Arkansans eat a ton of fried foods. 
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
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How did Bert get so fat?
too many trips to:
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:26 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Stupid thread, alter.
Let's see how does one get huge like that? Well hmm, that's a toughie but I'm guessing by eating too much and not exercising.
Let's see how does one get huge like that? Well hmm, that's a toughie but I'm guessing by eating too much and not exercising.
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:26 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Does anyone know if Bert regularly eats at golden corral or is this just a good meme?
Secondly I remember a Twitter post he did while cooking. He had an entire baking sheet covered in bacon that he was going to cook in the oven. He mentioned that Jen would not be partaking in any. So basically the fat frick eats a whole package of bacon at a time.
Secondly I remember a Twitter post he did while cooking. He had an entire baking sheet covered in bacon that he was going to cook in the oven. He mentioned that Jen would not be partaking in any. So basically the fat frick eats a whole package of bacon at a time.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:32 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
This is what pop psychologists call "eating your emotions". Every time he loses a ball game, 10,000 extra calories shoved down that gullet.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:33 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
buttplugs
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:34 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:37 pm to PearlJam
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Need side by side photos from Wisconsin days to today. It is remarkable.
They don't really have buffets up here. Like the previous poster, I blame the abundance of Golden Corrals in the south. Dude probably sits with a straw in the chocolate fountain for minutes on end.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:38 pm to PearlJam
It's like Rob Riggle ate one of those blueberry things at the Willy Wonka factory.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:39 pm to PearlJam
And to be honest I don't know if I should be horrified by an entire package of bacon or proud of the guy for pulling through and finishing.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:40 pm to TheHarahanian
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:42 pm to TheHarahanian
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It's like Rob Riggle ate one of those blueberry things at the Willy Wonka factory.
Only funny comment so far.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 1:50 pm to PearlJam
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Cheezus... dude has more chins than Botch has excuses.
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:35 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
He has a mild thyroid condition.
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:45 pm to KiwiHead
More chins than a Chinese phone book
Posted on 10/4/17 at 2:45 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Jen wanting to play peek-a-boo with his dick
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