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VolsOut4Harambe
Tennessee Fan
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
144 posts

How did Bert get so fat?
Serious question.

Does the guy eat 10 cheeseburgers every day for lunch and wash them down with a 2-liter of Coke?

Did his hot wife get him pregnant?

Even Fulmer never reached that level.
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Prometheus
Auburn Fan
Member since May 2012
4437 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
Just a growing boy.


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thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your Mom
Member since Sep 2017
2067 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
He's been livin the hog life


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Hogwarts
Arkansas Fan
Central Arkansas
Member since Sep 2015
6231 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
Stress eating, plus Arkansans eat a ton of fried foods.


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dcbl
USA Fan
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
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piggilicious
USA Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22612 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
Stupid thread, alter.

Let's see how does one get huge like that? Well hmm, that's a toughie but I'm guessing by eating too much and not exercising.
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russellvillehog
Arkansas Fan
Member since Apr 2016
4326 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
Does anyone know if Bert regularly eats at golden corral or is this just a good meme?


Secondly I remember a Twitter post he did while cooking. He had an entire baking sheet covered in bacon that he was going to cook in the oven. He mentioned that Jen would not be partaking in any. So basically the fat frick eats a whole package of bacon at a time.


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TheHarahanian
LSU Fan
Duh
Member since May 2017
1116 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?

This is what pop psychologists call "eating your emotions". Every time he loses a ball game, 10,000 extra calories shoved down that gullet.


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yatesdog38
Mississippi St. Fan
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
2087 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
buttplugs


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PearlJam
Auburn Fan
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Member since Aug 2014
5638 posts

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HogX
Arkansas Fan
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
1207 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
quote:

Need side by side photos from Wisconsin days to today. It is remarkable.


They don't really have buffets up here. Like the previous poster, I blame the abundance of Golden Corrals in the south. Dude probably sits with a straw in the chocolate fountain for minutes on end.


TheHarahanian
LSU Fan
Duh
Member since May 2017
1116 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
It's like Rob Riggle ate one of those blueberry things at the Willy Wonka factory.


LouisvilleKat
Kentucky Fan
Member since Oct 2016
1390 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
Image: https://s1.postimg.org/4qb58qusa7/baconlovers.jpg


And to be honest I don't know if I should be horrified by an entire package of bacon or proud of the guy for pulling through and finishing.


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piggilicious
USA Fan
Member since Jan 2011
22612 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
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It's like Rob Riggle ate one of those blueberry things at the Willy Wonka factory.


Only funny comment so far.


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VolsOut4Harambe
Tennessee Fan
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
144 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
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Image: https://s29.postimg.org/u8lr32c93/bielema-old-new.jpg



Cheezus... dude has more chins than Botch has excuses.
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KiwiHead
LSU Fan
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
5039 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
He has a mild thyroid condition.


DivStig88
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samson73103
Alabama Fan
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
3731 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
More chins than a Chinese phone book


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biggsc
Alabama Fan
America
Member since Mar 2009
21474 posts

re: How did Bert get so fat?
Jen wanting to play peek-a-boo with his dick


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