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Hello. My name is Scooter. Scooter McCooter

Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Scooter McCooter
Hillbillyville
Member since Jan 2015
176 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:47 pm
Im a Mizzou fan, too stupid to be an alum. Below I am going to list each SEC school and what I think of you.

Bama: You look like Barners who shop at the Baby Gap. Go frick yourself

LSU: French people have no guts, better yet they have no heart and no soul. Go frick yourself

Tennessee: You are cool, your fans suck donkey dick. Go frick yourself

Auburn: You look like gumps but have to shop at Wal-Mart. Outside of Bo Jackoson who I have met. Go frick yourself

Texas A&M: Teasips. Go frick yourself

Ole Miss: More like Old Piss, am I right. Go frick yourseld

Mississippi St: Stark Vegas? More like Hick Vegas. Go frick yourself.

Kentucky: Thank god for basketball, am I right. Go frick yourself.

Vandy: I love the Big Bang Theory. Go frick yourself.

Arkansas: Thanks for letting one of your inbred offspring get loose and being responsible for the state of Kansas. Now I have inbred's to the west and south of me. Go frick yourself.

Florida: How about that Urban Meyer.....too soon. Go frick yourself.

Georgia: Phew we missed a bullet with that Richt guy. Go frick yourself.

South Carolina: Not even good enough to be North Carolina or just 'Lina'. Go frick yourself.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5103 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

but have to shop at Wal-Mart


No dude, I shop at Target and Publix.
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28299 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:49 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/18/21 at 9:04 am
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3186 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:51 pm to
I take it from this first post, you like watching people masturbate?

This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 9:31 pm
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25460 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:52 pm to
Hi Scooter.

42-13.

Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
43995 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:52 pm to
Meh, go frick yourself.
Posted by Ole Geauxt
KnowLa.
Member since Dec 2007
50880 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Scooter McCooter
Im a Mizzou fan, too stupid


Posted by GCTiger11
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Jan 2012
45126 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:52 pm to
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69882 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:53 pm to
This was much better when I did it


LINK




frick you, you unoriginal bitch.
Posted by ZouKeeper
Missouri
Member since Nov 2012
778 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:56 pm to
We don't claim this idiot.
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

This was much better when I did it

Without a doubt. No comparison.

quote:

frick you, you unoriginal bitch.

I concur.
Posted by WeagleAU
My house
Member since Oct 2014
1693 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:01 pm to
In
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by PacoPicopiedra
1 Ft. Above Sea Level
Member since Apr 2012
1150 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:03 pm to


How Scooter got his nickname.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by HailFreezusOver
Oxford
Member since Sep 2014
6223 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:06 pm to
Posted by Tigercoop40
Northwest Arkansas
Member since Apr 2006
7539 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:07 pm to
Haven't frequented the SECRant much lately..

Is Killz banned again?
Posted by ZouKeeper
Missouri
Member since Nov 2012
778 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:09 pm to
If so, that's a good thing.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:10 pm to
Except you didn't include me. Go frick yourself
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3186 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

Except you didn't include me. Go frick yourself


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