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re: Harvey Updyke dead
Posted on 7/31/20 at 3:36 am to ForeverEllisHugh
Posted on 7/31/20 at 3:36 am to ForeverEllisHugh
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Phew. I worried about Mike every time we beat the Barn.
wat?
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Posted on 7/31/20 at 4:36 am to thatthang
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Good riddance to that trashy Louisianian.
Nice try Gump!
Alabama owns Harvey Updike.
The carcass is leaving LA en route to the University of Alabama Science Dept.
They’re going to start a case study on his Gump Brain
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:45 am to TailbackU
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Harvey Updyke dead
Rot in Hell motherfricker
Posted on 7/31/20 at 5:58 am to LanierSpots
The trees got the last laugh.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:12 am to Shooter
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:58 am to HailToTheChiz
ashes to ashes
dirtbag to dirt nap
If someone thinks it would be funny to spread his ashes at Toomers, fine. We'll just hose them off and send him into the sewer, where he belongs.
dirtbag to dirt nap
If someone thinks it would be funny to spread his ashes at Toomers, fine. We'll just hose them off and send him into the sewer, where he belongs.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:02 am to BradC
Last Iron Bowl he got to see was a loss.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:58 am to BradC
A lot of hatred for a man who did nothing but poison a couple of trees. You'd think he actually killed someone's mother the way some of these posts have been worded.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:16 am to RollTide1987
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:27 am to RollTide1987
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If true his ashes should be scattered at Toomer's Corner.
More appropriate would be to bury his un-coffined body beneath the replacement oaks so his decomposing body would fertilize them.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:29 am to myflabbersghasted
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More appropriate would be to bury his un-coffined body beneath the replacement oaks so his decomposing body would fertilize them.
I'm sure his body is soaked in cheap whiskey.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:32 am to Drebin
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The most embarrassing thing in this entire embarrassing thread
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:34 am to MrAUTigers
He changed it and still fricked it up.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:51 am to Tuscaloosa
Tuscaloosa is just like his hero Harvey. Fat dumbass redneck whose wardrobe consists of a Trent Richardson Jersey and Bama t-shirts, nugget gold necklace and rings (8 carts), Wrangler Jeans and cowboy boots, different Bama hat for every day of the week (Mullet A for gameday) and a 300lb wife in a leather mini and houndstooth cowboy hat to attend tailgate parties (only attended one game a year). Has glamour photos of his family all over the house that even scare the photographer. RTR, a true American legend.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:58 am to TideFaninFl
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Posted by RollTide1987 on 7/31/20 at 7:58 am to BradC A lot of hatred for a man who did nothing but poison a couple of trees. You'd think he actually killed someone's mother the way some of these posts have been worded.
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Harvey Updyke dead by TideFaninFl LINK
Here comes the Gumptard Brigade —The “it’s all wrong but it’s all right” morally bankrupt Gump mofos
WE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE GUMPS —
SAINT HARVEY UP-SABAHS-@$$-DYKE was just putting the oak trees outta their misery
Rumor has it that Saint Harvey’s attorney costs “disappeared” — Baby Bear prolly doin Hi-balls watching em demo the trees
Posted on 7/31/20 at 9:06 am to BradC
Posted on 7/31/20 at 9:06 am to PokeyTiger
They're trees you fatuous nincompoop. The man was an ignorant redneck who did a stupid thing that only a stupid and obsessed person would do. But the overreaction to what he did was just as retarded. And the people basking in the man's death are no better than he was - if not worse.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 9:13 am to PokeyTiger
This POKEY TIGER dude has a serious drug problem or he is mentally ill. He has repeated himself like 50 times on this thread. Something wrong with this dude, seriously.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 9:13 am to BradC
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Updyke submitted a letter to the court from his doctor that said he suffered from conditions including severe coronary disease, congestive heart failure, diabetes, strokes and depression
Posted on 7/31/20 at 9:25 am to BradC
Over/Under the number of days before an Auburn fan pisses on his grave? I’ll set it at 5.
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