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re: Harvey Updyke Attacked at Gas Station

Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33357 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:53 pm to
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son of a ......... now I will never get that 1st pic out of my mind.

damn you LCT



Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69113 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:55 pm to
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He figured the standard issue IV would be full of Sodium Pentathol as they seek to confirm he is on REC Payroll.


Hell yea. He was in the wrong part of town for a hospital visit.

Can you imagine how epic it would be if there was a actual video or photo from the store camera of a guy with a orange hat kicking the shite out of him?

Rodney King, move the frick over.

Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47827 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:56 pm to
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They are saying now there is more than a 50% chance one of them will live. It makes that press conference where dude was crying over the trees that much more memorable.



Auburn is the school I'd want in charge of such an issue as saving a tree from extreme doses of pesticide. I'm hoping they can save them, it is encouraging to hear the optimism.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33357 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:56 pm to
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Can you imagine how epic it would be if there was a actual video or photo from the store camera of a guy with a orange hat kicking the shite out of him?

Rodney King, move the frick over.



It'd be even better if it was a black guy
Posted by BulldawgBooster
Florida by way of the MS Delta.
Member since Dec 2010
1274 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:57 pm to
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ThaKaptin

Please change your avatar, I can't even read your post's for starring at those melons! I'm kidding, don't change it.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
107958 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 5:58 pm to
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Can you imagine how epic it would be if there was a actual video or photo from the store camera of a guy with a orange hat kicking the shite out of him?
It would be more epic watching a video of his lawyer bitch slapping him and ramming his head into the wall...
This post was edited on 4/20/11 at 5:59 pm
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 6:01 pm to
Trooper did it.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69113 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 6:01 pm to
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It would be more epic watching a video of his lawyer bitch slapping him and ramming his head into the wall...





Free season tickets for life..
Posted by GoBigOrange86
Meine sich're Zuflucht
Member since Jun 2008
14488 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 6:03 pm to
Don't want to be too cynical, but I wonder if Harvey pulled a Morton Downey, Jr.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69113 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 6:16 pm to
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Don't want to be too cynical, but I wonder if Harvey pulled a Morton Downey, Jr.


I think that is the opinion of some.

We need to check for a swastika
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
20099 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 9:28 pm to
LINK

Questions about Updyke's (alleged) attack.
Posted by secftw
FL
Member since Jan 2010
3311 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 10:35 pm to
He killed those trees over some stickers and rye grass. Hope "the family" is ready to replace a few eagles.
Posted by NOLA Aub
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
206 posts
Posted on 4/20/11 at 10:37 pm to
LINK

Even better link.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5326 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 7:23 am to
nice link. wow that's dissapointing on two accounts: that he may have not gotten attacked after all and that he may get his case transferred.

the fact that he didn't see his attacker at all and that he was conveniently behind the gas station(????) where no one could see anything sounds like BS.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38736 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 8:57 am to
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I must say, you're witty comments make me IRL






AUnite's gone all Indy Racing League on NBamaAlum's arse.
Posted by parkjas2001
Gustav Fan Club: Consigliere
Member since Feb 2010
45000 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 9:03 am to
Good way to get a change of venue...rouge attack in city limits.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38736 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 9:10 am to
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His Lawyer is saying he went behind the gas station.


This was AFTER, of course, his lawyer saying that "everything went black" for poor ol' Harvey and that he "woke up next to the gas pump". As far as my experience goes, very few station place their pumps 'round back.

Alright! Move on! Nothing to see here! Please disperse! Nothing to see here!

Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38736 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 9:12 am to
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Funny that you where the first mother fricker to make a smart arse comment about a ladder then.


I like painters because painters keep buildings neat and pretty.

Why do you hate painters?
Posted by claygast
Member since Mar 2011
828 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 9:12 am to
It was just a matter of time.

I swear, we used to be a country of MEN.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38736 posts
Posted on 4/21/11 at 9:14 am to
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AU fans like LCT and fly can take a joke






Yeah, sometimes NBamaAlum can be very hurtful.
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