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Guess Jed Clampett donated $25 million to the Misery Hillbillies

Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:08 pm
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1904 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:08 pm
Early indications are that the funds will be earmarked to add more rocks on their end zone hill

Disappointing that after being in the SEC for over a decade ... they still have a stadium comparable to Texas high school stadiums

Wouldn't blame Drinkwitz for bolting after another successful season

A blueblood with deep pockets (and a real stadium) will eventually make Drinkwitz an offer he can't refuse

Out of curiosity, can any of you meth heads explain the attraction of sitting on a rocky hillside to watch football?
This post was edited on 10/1/24 at 12:22 pm
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
928 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:16 pm to
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Misery Hillbillies


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Early indications is

How's Tigerboard?
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
928 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:26 pm to
And then you edited it like a little bitch
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1904 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:32 pm to
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And then you edited it like a little bitch


Out of curiosity, can any of you meth heads explain the attraction of sitting on a rocky hillside to watch football?

You seem qualified to answer this ... care to share your thoughts?
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
928 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:39 pm to
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Out of curiosity, can any of you meth heads explain the attraction of sitting on a rocky hillside to watch football?

You seem qualified to answer this ... care to share your thoughts?

Can you explain to me how it feels to call a group of people that, based on your handle and post history, you are obviously obsessed with 'hillbillies' and then immediately demonstrate that you have a tenuous grasp of the English language?
This post was edited on 10/1/24 at 12:40 pm
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
25694 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:45 pm to
Missouri is one of the flattest states I've ever been too, so not sure how "Hillbilly" actually applies here.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
56011 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:47 pm to
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Missouri is one of the flattest states I've ever been too, so not sure how "Hillbilly" actually applies here.


Just depends where you go in the state.
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20611 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:48 pm to
Didn’t know there were hillbillies in the Midwest. You don’t seem to know much about US geography.
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
928 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:58 pm to
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Just depends where you go in the state.


This is true. The northern half of the state is basically the topography of Iowa, where the southern half of the state is mostly the Ozarks. Obviously areas along the Mississippi and Missouri are quite hilly as well.
Posted by Taurus 357
General Sherman’s entourage
Member since Dec 2014
4379 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 12:58 pm to
You realize the Ozark mountains are a part of Missouri? Yes there are hillbillies in some parts there
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1904 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:04 pm to
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Didn’t know there were hillbillies in the Midwest. You don’t seem to know much about US geography.


Guess you've never been to Southern Missouri

The 1960's TV show, The Beverly Hillbillies depict a hillbilly family from the Missouri Ozarks who strike oil and move to Beverly Hills

The show has several episodes with the Clampett family in the Branson area

Posted by RoscoeHarper
Edmond, OK
Member since Aug 2011
4631 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:06 pm to
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Out of curiosity, can any of you meth heads explain the attraction of sitting on a rocky hillside to watch football?


Can you explain the attraction of your players running out of a uterus onto the field?
This post was edited on 10/1/24 at 1:07 pm
Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20611 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:07 pm to
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The 1960's TV show, The Beverly Hillbillies depict a hillbilly family from the Missouri Ozarks who strike oil and move to Beverly Hills


Got me on that one. I’ve seen the show many times but never knew they explained where they were from. Just knew Jed was a poor mountaineer who barely kept his family fed. I just assumed West Virginia

And no, I’ve only been to St. Louis. Forgot about the Ozarks.
This post was edited on 10/1/24 at 1:08 pm
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
1660 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:15 pm to
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the attraction of sitting on a rocky hillside to watch football?

Sure!
90% of said hill is grass, not rocks. Ever been to an amphitheater? Same thing. It’s like a bench but you get a little more room to stretch out. Of course it’s not for everyone. That’s why there are several various seating options available. You can also socialize with your entire group and not just who is sitting next to you.
This post was edited on 10/1/24 at 1:18 pm
Posted by ChapelHillSooner
Chapel Hill
Member since Dec 2020
854 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:22 pm to
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The 1960's TV show, The Beverly Hillbillies depict a hillbilly family from the Missouri Ozarks who strike oil and move to Beverly Hills


Learn something new every day. Like the other poster, I always assumed WV or maybe Kentucky/Tennessee.
Posted by Mason Dixon Swine
West Finger
Member since Jan 2019
2711 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:24 pm to
I'm sure you'd like a big uterus in their endzone though?
Posted by TripleBarrelBluff1
Sin City
Member since Aug 2024
648 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:26 pm to
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Missouri is one of the flattest states I've ever been too


Ozarks.

Nevertheless, they're an ok fan base. On the other hand, letting these Texas cocksuckers in was a huge mistake.
Posted by ChapelHillSooner
Chapel Hill
Member since Dec 2020
854 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:26 pm to
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And no, I’ve only been to St. Louis. Forgot about the Ozarks.


Apparently you never watched the show Ozark either, which was filmed in Georgia but was representing the Missouri Ozarks.

Also, you sure were quick to jump on others lack of geography knowledge considering how little you apparently have.

Posted by crimson crazy
Member since Oct 2008
20611 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:35 pm to
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Apparently you never watched the show Ozark either, which was filmed in Georgia but was representing the Missouri Ozarks.


Saw the whole show.

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Also, you sure were quick to jump on others lack of geography knowledge considering how little you apparently have.


Already owned it. What’s your point?
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1048 posts
Posted on 10/1/24 at 1:51 pm to
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Apparently you never watched the show Ozark either, which was filmed in Georgia but was representing the Missouri Ozarks.

Also, you sure were quick to jump on others lack of geography knowledge considering how little you apparently have.



Why so cvnty? The dude admitted his mistake.
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